There can be only one!
I'm sorry, but Bruce Campbell is missing from the list!
The real reason why lemmings jump off a cliff is because it's a better way to die than at the hands of Bruce Campbell.
Bruce Campbell is so hot, smoke follows him when he enters a room.
Bruce Campbell is the only person that can kill you twice; once with his chainsaw hand, and then again with his chin.
The sun sets because Bruce tells it to, except in Alaska because Bruce doesn't like eskimos.
Bruce Campbell summoned the evil dead because he ran out of dinosaurs.