* Posts by TheRuffness

1 post • joined 17 Sep 2007

Kung fu monks battle Colombian karate assassins

TheRuffness

Bauer likes boys

I keep hearing a lot about Jack Bauer (whoever he is) but haven't you all forgotten about Captain Scarlet? He is industructable after all

Also, Batfink had wings of steel and his brilliantly named sidekick Karate. There's no way that Jack Bauer could cope with two of them.

And He-Man. Although he was a bit of a tit, dressing like some over-sexed wrestling star.

Actually, even CareBears would kick that Yanks arse

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