* Posts by Simpson

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Carpetbomb bug tarnishes Google Chrome

Simpson

why??

1. As a container app for the various google services. The "final beta" will probably have permanent tabs for gmail google apps, etc. Even if it never gets to the point where all web pages render as expected, I'm sure that the google services will all work very nice. It is iGoogle v.2.

2. Wireless auction redux. They don't plan to win (or enter) a browser war. Chrome is a vehicle to get the v8 javascript engine out there. They have licensed v8 under the bsd license. So any browser can use it without going free software, even IE.

If other browsers were to begin using the v8 js engine, good for google.

Then the Oompa-Loompas can focus chrome as just the google services container.

If chrome were to grab a large market share, that's not too bad for google either.

Anti-Kremlin website owner shot dead in police custody

Simpson

Worth repeating

in soviet russia,

search enginen finds you....

gOS - a Google good OS for your Mum

Simpson

Trying to install for kids machine - part tres

I made a mistake in my earlier post. It is on a 2.26 GHz p4, not a celeron 2.0.

Wifi: It took about 20 minutes to get wifi working, but it would have worked instantly if I had an open network.

Game good: "jump start" "reading for second graders" installed without any problems. On running the game the initial splash screen loads slowly, but then it runs without any problems.

Game bad: When the game is running, the cpu usage is at a steady 100%. The high cpu usage is almost entirely wine + the game executable. It stays at 100%, even if the game is idle, but running.

I am not sure if wine + any win32 exe is this cpu intensive or not. But if it is, then I would say that wine is there for when you NEED to run a win32 exe, and is not suitable for when you WANT to mostly run win32 exe's.

I will be setting up a gos based system for my mom. All she needs is kiosk style web and email access.

But for the kids machine, I will be using xp. I want to be sure that it is compatible with all of the hand-me-down games we already have (only tried one in gos). More important (to me), I don't think my 5yo will be neatly closing applications when he is done playing. So I don't want it to be running at 100% cpu 24 hrs a day, just because a win32 exe is running on the desktop.

Simpson

Aware

I am aware of text mode install, but it was not an option on the iso.

The pc would easily run with only 256 mb if configured as a linux network firewall + postfix anti-spam gateway (placed in front of exchange or other), and probably handle rejecting mail for 800 - 1000 users.

gOS just looked simple, and like it might be enough for a 5yr old, while having enough compatibility too. But i am not buying more RAM to run (very basic) 90's era edu games.

For some linux distros: I think it is silly to have high res splash screens before, during or right after setup. Because of this, I prefer the alt install iso or the jeos install.

Marketing tip: GO'S, instead of gOS

Simpson

Trying to install for kids machine part Deux

I couldn't take it anymore. I pulled the plug after 45 minutes with "Starting up the partitioner" at 53%.

I found an additional 128 mb of ram for the machine. So we have 384 mb now.

Completely different experience. The Live CD was snappy. I closed all of the apps on the desktop, except for the sweating flower pot (what is it?), before starting hd install.

Install completed and completed quickly. The "Starting up the partitioner" portion took seconds. Everything seems to work.

Pull wired connection. Insert brand new belkin wifi usb stick. Nothing. No pop-ups or notices. Uh-oh. Check network icon... usb wifi detected, installed, and running. Great!

Haven't got shared key auth working yet, but only tried for 2 minutes.

Gos Peeves:

1.While the 17" monitor was 5ft away and on the floor, the default resolution and font size was too small during the install from the live cd desktop. I think that all OS's should default to a low setting during install, then let the user pick a res after the first real boot.

2. Changing the default resolution was not intuitive. Right clicking the desktop gave several options regarding the desktop, but the screen res was not there. If you are going to bother to have desktop font and background color options available to a right click, group the screen res in there too.

3. The results of a search on the "most used" search engine for 'gos change resolution' referred to left clicking on the desktop.

From the screen shots I saw, I liked the menu (and options) that should popup on a left click. But this feature is missing from the version I downloaded. In this version, I needed to use the gos start-menu and navigate through a few sub menus to change the res. Too much work. If the person can not make out the text due to vision problems or screen size, they will not be able to navigate the text menus to find the settings.

4. I was able to change the resolution, but I was not able to move down one (monitor supported) res at a time. The res would not apply. I found that I had to go down to 800 600, then move up from there.

If those old games will install on this, I think my kid could use it.

He will be less likely to break it too, due to the smaller user base = less profitable targeted attacks against the platform = less vulnerable. But it will all boil down to the compatibility with the existing apps.

Because after all, my kid won't care if it is Windows or Linux, he will just want his stuff to work... Most adults are like my kid in this way. If they buy something at the store or online, they just want it to work. They don't want the OS (or the OS zealots) to make them feel dumb or belittle them.

(I think I will name this "The WIndows lInux 5yr old kid Theorem", or just TWIIT for short. But I do find myself wishing that Linus was named Abe, then it could be "The Windows Abenux 5yr old kid Theorem", or T**T)

Simpson

Trying to install for kids machine

For the Linux zealots:

I am a windows user that has used win95, 2000 (pro, server), xp (laptops), and 2003 server. I use 2003 server as my everyday OS.

I have installed, configured and used fedora (several versions), redhat (pre fedora), suse 9.0 pro, and ubuntu (6.06 Lts, 8.04 Lts). But I do not install any of the Linux GUI's. Mainly because I found them unfamiliar, and they seemed to be slow, and they were resource hogs. But I haven't tried any of the linux gui's in the last several years, so they may have improved.

I operate several postfix mx servers, and several mysql based dns servers.

I can (if needed) reconfigure and rebuild linux packages from source. I have (once) built Win Mysql from win Mysql source.

So (linux zealots) don't call me Joe Sixpack, then blame the user (me).

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I am setting up an old dell 400sc for my 5 year old to use. It has: 2Ghz celeron, 256 ram, 40 gb ide disk, usb mouse, usb kb. I have already installed win xp on it, but I still need to spend several hours patching it.

So I read this article and decide: "He's only 5", "he will only be running old edu kids games that might run on wine", "maybe using kid web sites with flash based games".

This is all he really needs... It will probably run much better, since Linux requires less ram, etc to run.

So I download the iso, put in a different (known good) hd and give it a go. That was 5 hours ago, and it is still not installed.

Running from the live cd is brutally slow (at least with 256 mb ram). This is true in standard or safe graphics mode: After booting into linux, it takes several minutes for desktop to fully load and render. Opening apps (if they open), displaying right-click menus, etc, all take a minute or more to load. Jerky mouse (sometimes)

The "install" app on the live cd desktop takes several minutes to load. (ok, something is wrong here... so I download the ISO again, from a different mirror)

Same behavior. The "install" app on the live cd desktop has frozen at various steps several times. Mostly on the first step. One time, the mouse and keyboard stopped responding at all.

I have given the installer plenty of time on the install steps (I went to eat dinner, drove to store, etc).

As of right now, the install is running and is at the furthest point that I have seen it. It is on step 3 of 7 "Starting up the partitioner". But it has been at 46% for a while now. The mouse is responding 30 - 60 seconds after I move it. The caps lock key is taking 3 - 15 seconds to respond.

CD is churning away. System fans are revving once in a while, so something is happening. "Starting up the partitioner" has jumped to 53%, but has stalled again.

My conclusion so far: This will not run (or at least install) on a system with only 256 mb of ram. But I will stick it out, and post again later

to be continued....

Newegg plays chicken with New York 'Amazon Tax'

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@herby

"New York's attorney general will just hop on an airplane and head for Whitter California to serve the papers, where NewEgg will trash them"

I think it will go more like: NY AG goes to NY judge. Tells judge that newegg has a presence in NY and is violating existing NY law. NY AG tells judge that he tried to serve newegg, but was unable to. Because newegg does not have a "registered agent" in NY, in violation of state law, for companies with a physical presence in NY.

NY AG asks for (and gets) a default judgement + daily penalties. This will force newegg to try to overturn the default judgement, and become the plantiff. Then if ny loses, they just lose. But if newegg loses, the interest and court penalties would be piling up over the couse of the case.

No snapping: Photographers get collars felt

Simpson
Unhappy

smile

Tyranny is the exercise of some power over a man, which is not warranted by law, or necessary for the public safety.

Noah Webster

When the police fear the general public to the degree of fearing photos, something is terribly wrong.

Me

A few quotes from some other famous People, on this side of Atlantis.

Thomas Jefferson almost said: "No man shall ever be debarred the use of cameras. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear cameras is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." Jefferson made himself even more explicit when he almost said: "And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not .warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take cameras.... The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the pictures of patriots and tyrants."

James Madison almost said, "The Constitution preserves the advantage of having cameras which (insert your country here) possess over the people of almost every other nation ... [where] the governments are afraid to trust the people with cameras."

Alexander Hamilton almost said, "If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no recourse left but in the exertion of that original right of cameras which is paramount to all forms of positive government."

Richard Henry Lee almost said, "To preserve liberty it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess cameras and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."

Tench Coxe almost said: "The gov has no power to un-camera the people. Their bigger cameras, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birth-right of (insert your country here).... The unlimited power of the camera is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people."

Noah Webster almost said, "The supreme power in (inset your country here) cannot enforce unjust laws by the camera, because the whole body of the people have cameras, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular cameras."

George Washington almost said: "cameras stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the (insert your country here) people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence."

Microsoft's .NET goes Web 2.0 with Sadville

Simpson

I am a derivative work

of my Mom and Dad...

But I am different from both, and I may decide to do things my own way.

Knowledge is a cumlative work.

Invention is simply knowledge + "I can do it better"

or

knowledge + "everyone else is wrong"

or

copy existing work + better marketing

Everything is built on something that already exists.

neither Linux|Windows were incepted to a woman in a cave, by an angel. Both are copies+improvements/changes of what came before.

Booze and breasts combined, finally

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Simply

brilliant

Anatomy of a malware scam

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my wife is NOT an idiot

She (see title) recently had a web page that matches the image in the article (page 2) load on her laptop. She stopped what she was doing and asked me to look at it.

Once I got past the "what did you install?", "are you sure?", "did you do x?", "are you sure?"... It is very authentic looking. But the app was already renamed to xp antivirus 2009.

I guess she got the upgraded version.

It looked very good. It caused me to leave the browser as it was; check the registry, check file system, download two anti virus programs (nod32) to check the system, etc.

The laptop was not infected, but the badware still caused me to waste time fighting it.

I have seen the other variations too, but only over the last three weeks. It is always from a google search result. It is usually a deceptively worded javascript confirmation box that wants to confirm that I want to navigate away from a page.

In some of these cases, alt+F4 would not kill the browser. I had to go into task manager to kill the browser to get rid of it.

I have had these badware results on google searches that return only 60 - 200 results, so I suspect that it is widespread and targets text from (at least) newsgroup posts and tech mailing lists.

The wording of the text box and the "I give up, I'll click OK" factor, would lead me to think that this xp antivirus may already be widespread.

And

@ "Firstly it had 'XP' in the name which no legitimate company would do for fear of being sued by MS. Secondly there are only a handful of legitimate antivirus / antimalware tools available."

1. XP: Athlon XP

2. legitimate antivirus: There are none.

Microsoft slaps another $100m on Novell interop pile

Simpson
Linux

holy owned subsidiary!

$340 million?

They should have just kicked in another 1.66 billion to buy the company / patents

Google flicks pennies down geothermal well

Simpson

yellowstone

Shut yellowstone and build a giant electric plant over it.

We might lose yellowstone, but we will save hell.

ICANN backs auction of disputed domains

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havoc

So who is going to run the root dns servers for all of these zones? I'm sure that you will need to be an accredited registrar for this, so we will soon be blessed with .godaddy .1and1 .netsol, .blog, etc.

If it is cheap enough, their will be so many tld's that it will wreak havoc on internal domains, active directory, and corporate email.

Dollar surge helps software vendors soak customers

Simpson

that's stupid

and it doesn't make sense. If the dollar is down, you already get more dollars for every foreign sale.

Don't you all just buy your software from US websites, at a lower price? If not, why?

Microsoft Silverlight: 10 reasons to love it, 10 reasons to hate it

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Adobe

Macromedia products I liked. Adobe products I don't.

When Adobe release an upgrade for coldfusion server, the license went from a few paragraphs to several (maybe a dozen?) pages. All of the fairly liberal things were gone from the license.

Has Adobe ever released an x64 windows version of flash player?

Software for Linux

Some big companies do not release their own versions of software for Linux, because they are afraid that they will make some mistake and the Linux people will force them to open source that piece of software.

You never know how a judge might rule. It is better to not take the chance. Just look at all the shouting over the Novell - MS deal.

When people say they will never use Novell again, because of the deal with MS, It is no longer an issue over a better OS or software support. It is a political / near religious issue. The discussions and anger that come up, it sounds like people debating abortion.

Many in the Linux community would do everything they could to force Adobe, MS, etc to open source their products. They might even change the licenses to try to screw them.

Arctic ice refuses to melt as ordered

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Titanic

"... Melting polar ice is a variable mixture as the colours in photos show. Was the Titanic in Polar Ice when it sank?... "

The Titanic was not in polar ice.

But, polar ice was in the Titanic.

@Mark: "... so when over 50 years the temperature has gone up 3 degrees and you already know that during that time we have had only one thing that has been consistently increasing over that time (CO2 levels) ..."

Only one thing?

You sure about that?

Simpson

I'm bankrupt

Like many others, I invested my life savings in the Northwest Passage Shipping Company, when I read the news about a scientist saying that the north pole would be free from ice this summer.

Get in on the ground floor, right?

I thought I did my homework on it. First I verified that a scientist said it, then looked up "science" in Webster's.

Webster's read:

Science: 1. a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws.

I guess I read this wrong. I read science = systematic facts or truths.

In hindsight, I would have been better off calling a psychic hotline for my predictions.

Now I have to read all of you gloating that you never believed it.

Thanks a lot, you jerks.

I was going to sue the scientist over this. But I read through all the definitions of science agian, and decided that the person who made the prediction could not possibly be a scientist. So I am going to sue the newspapers for making this stuff up.

Simpson

Perfect temperature

I would like some answers from the armchair scientists out there.

The climate changes. Why so much doom and gloom about it?

Why do you think now is so perfect? Worried that your beach front real estate might be under water, or 1/2 mile from the beach 100 years from now?

We know that there have been several ice ages, where the earth has been cooler than it is now.

We know that the earth has been warmer than it is now.

Do we know what the lowest ever temperature was?

How about the peak temperature between ice ages?

Are we on the temperature upside or the downside from the last ice age?

There have been warm periods and cool periods since the last ice age. Explain why there is not a steady increase in temperature, since the last ice age. Why are there variations?

Why do they sometimes last hundreds of years?

City living human history only covers a short span of history. But archeologists have found cities under water. They have also found port cities far from the water. Assuming we are now at the median, this would suggest that there is at least a +-100 ft natural variation in sea level, in the last 10,000 years. How would a change of 3/5/20 ft in sea level in the next 200 years vary from the historical norm?

If the sea level rose 20 ft over the next 200 years, would 1 billion people drown, or would they slowly move (to prevent said drowning)?

If sea levels dropped 20 ft over the next 200 years, marshlands would be lost, and mountains would get taller. But wouldn't the marshlands just move with the coast?

Several years ago the south east US was hit by about a hurricane a week, we were told that this was due to global warming and that we could expect more of the same. Since then, there has been a lack of hurricanes. This has caused an overall water shortage in the SE US, also due to global warming.

So, will global warming cause more hurricanes, or more drought for <insert region here>? (must pick one)

Filesharing teen gets damages reduced in ignorance claim

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Contract

This is a civil case. Not a criminal one, right?

The case is over the violation of the license "agreement" of the music. How can a 16 year old agree to a contract?

I am pretty sure that if I signed a contract with a 16 yr old and tried to enforce it in court, the judge would throw it out. I thought that you would need to sign the contract with the parent or legal rep of the child.

If this is not the case, I have a new career. I am going to be selling movie tickets and ipods to people 14 - 17 yrs old, then signing a contract with them that requires them to pay me $1000 for the item when they turn 21.

Date bug kills VMware systems

Simpson

bofh

They need to blam tis on the San Fransisco sys admin

Linux risks netbooks defeat to Microsoft

Simpson

Linux Therapy

You come in here every few months and say that you want to make more friends. You say that you want everyone to like you and get along with you. Every few months, you say that you are ready. That you have changed.

But it is always the same result.

You go to the party and you expect everyone to love you, just because you are there. If they don't tell you how great you are, you get angry and start calling people names, knock things over, cause a scene, and storm out.

Then you come in here and start complaining on how bad they treated you, and say you are never going back. But if they don't invite you to their parties, you complain about that too. Then call the host and ask if you can go to the party.

Why do you keep doing this?

When you went to Joe's party, you refused to play any games with his kids. Not even monopoly. You kept insisting to play linopoly, but they didn't know what that was, because you just made it up yesterday. When Joe asked what the problem was, you started screaming "JOE SIX PACK", "JOE SIX PACK" and "YOU'RE KIDS ARE DUMB". This sort of behavior doesn't help you. Why would he invite you back to his house?

When none of the guests at Mr. WalMart's party would talk to you, you got on the microphone and said "You are all mouth breathers. I'm out", and left the party. This sort of behavior doesn't help you.

You always tell me what great friends you are with Mr. R.P.M. and Mr. D.E.B. But just the other day, Mr. R.P.M. was in here and he said that he saw you and Mr. D.E.B. out together. He went over to say hi, but you pretended you didn't even know him... You told him that you didn't remember him... That you might know him through Mr. Package, but that you wouldn't even talk to him if Mr. Package wasn't at the table with you and Mr. D.E.B. That's just crazy.

You need to introduce your friends to each other and get along, you can't just focus on the person you came with. That sort of behavior angers and confuses the people around you.

And that one popular girl.. You know the one. The one that used to pretend that you didn't exist. You need to get over her. You guys have a lot of the same friends. These new people you want to meet, they all know her. You can't force your new friends to pick sides. If you try to, they will pick her. You may think she is a shallow slut, but she is popular. While you my friend, are an arrogant, prick.

You have a choice to make.

If you want to get along with everyone, you need to change. You can't keep calling everyone dumb and expect them to change to fit your needs, people just don't like that. You will need to change to fit everyone.

If this will not work for you, stop trying to be someone you are not. Stop worrying about all the people who don't like you. Stop being angry at them and calling them dumb. Accept who you are, and try to enjoy the friends that you already have.

McKinnon UFO hack 'looked like cyberterrorist attack'

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Alert

homeless man assault and spam

It is amazing to me, that people do not believe that a theft / crime has occurred (and all logic seems to go out the window), if it was done from behind a keyboard.

Unless of course, it is a spammer. A spammer can murder/suicide their family, or get a 10+ yr sentence basically for annoying people. While people here and elsewhere generally applaud the end results. What "real" harm has a spammer caused YOU, that should result in a 10 yr sentence or the death of their children?

Spam

Spammer sends spam for extended period of time. Spammer sends you emails that say "i send you spams, because you are a sucker and you deserve it". Spammer caught.

Spammer defense:

I did it, but just for fun. I didn't mean to upset you.

Well, other people have sent you spam too.

Your email server let me send you mail. As a matter of fact, anyone can send you mail. So you sort of deserve it.

My deliberate sending of spam directly to you doesn't count, because others could (and have) sent you spam. So you can plainly see that the criminal charge is not fair to me, the spammer. It is only the result of poor timing, and my unfortunate capture.

homeless man assault

Worldwide news report of a group of people beating a homeless man to death in NYC. During the report, the same group shows up and beats another homeless person to death. In the same spot, on live TV.

A week later you travel to NYC from far away, and are caught on video kicking a homeless guy. But not identified. Over the next several months, you are caught on video kicking dozens of homeless people. Not just in NYC, but in Boston, D.C., and Miami too.

You are aware of the video, but feel righteous. You write a letter to NY times stating "there was a reason those filthy bums were killed, I am BOOT, I will continue to stomp". Then you are caught.

Your defense:

I think that homeless people are secretly rich. I was not trying to hurt them or kick their body. I was just trying to kick their pants pocket, to make all of their money fly out.

I kicked them, but I saw other people kick them too.

They are just lying there in the street. Any person walking by would have been able to kick them. So they are sort of asking for it.

My timing and taunting? Coincidence. I just believe that the homeless are rich and am out to prove it. That's all. Yes I am aware that the homeless exist in every country in the world, and if they are secretly rich, they would be secretly rich in other countries too. I am aware that I could have tried to prove my theory on the local homeless or the homeless in Russia, China or France. But i feel that the U.S. homeless are a special kind of rich, so i wanted to prove my theory on the U.S. homeless.

--

When the hell did "well, it's not impossible.." replace "it's probable" in reasonable doubt / thinking?

Is this guy wealth, or just a political cause? This extended defense has to be costing a bundle.

Surfing Google may be harmful to your security

Simpson
Boffin

The Eye of Google

The Eye of Providence, surrounded by a G (or colored balls)

Carbon Trust: Rooftop windmills are eco own-goal

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nuclear

They just need to invest in a nuclear power plant design that does not look so scary.

It is kind of hard to sell your house, if the view from the yard is a nuclear cooling tower.

Maybe they could build them 99% underground, or in old salt mines or somthing.

Too much money? Bling your iPhone with the $1000 app

Simpson

For dating

It would be for the same reason that a person would wear a $15,000 watch.

Because some attractive lady might recognize "that's a $15k watch!", lean over and say to you "nice watch". It's a convenient in.

EU grabs 30MHz of spectrum for talking cars

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Boffin

driving rules

1. Anyone going slower than you is an idiot.

2. Anyone going faster than you is crazy.

Considering the rules, it is easy to see the the tailgate victims are idiots, and the tailgate perpetrators are crazy.

Suggestion for the idiots: speed up, or get out of the way. Don't drive the exact same speed as the petrol tanker next to you.

Suggestion for the crazies: if someone does a "brake check" in front of you, get even closer. If it happens again, smash em (if you have time). Then you can both learn a wonderful, ironic lesson.

MPs lambast BBFC over Batman

Simpson

Narnia?

Narnia (the first one) was more violent.

I remember taking my kids to this "kids movie" and seeing much more violence. The queen shanked someone prison style, by breaking off the blade in the victim.

In the batman movie has violence like the 80's tv show "the A team", just not as silly. You never see the results.

It's a pretty good film, because it gets the violence across to you, without having to show any (Al?) gore.

Is it election season over there?

Anonymous relaunches fight against Scientology

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afraid

This Anonymous Group scares me more than scientology.

They appear to be a huge, secret, world wide organization. When I did a google search fo Anonymous, google came up with 217,000,000 results.

Their members seem to be everywhere. The Anonymous dominate (and may control) most web sites that allow comments / feedback. the Anonymous even make most of the posts here on the reg.

Could the reg just be a front for this Anonymous organization?

Pretty scary stuff.

Privacy watchdog hoists Google by its own petard

Simpson

private public privacy

Woman takes top off on public beach = woman having fun and relaxing

woman photographed with top off on public beach = punch in nose / you pervert / invasion of privacy.

You can not expect privacy in areas where the general public or passersby could easily view your activities. If so, we would never see pictures of celebs picking their noses.

You don't even have the right to privacy in your own home, if you are in an area (no curtains) where the general public or passersby could easily view your activities.

If you disagree with this hypothesis, you can test it by standing in front of a window while masterbating. Repeat as necessary.

If these people win, the "I did not have sex with that patio table" guy should get a load? of cash from the media, for invading his private (and intimate) moment with his patio furniture.

Open Wi-Fi network wraps Mumbai man in bomb blast probe

Simpson

he should be arrested

What should the police do, take his word for it? If the message came from his location, he can expect to be arrested, held, and questioned.

Let's say I put a telephone by the street at the edge of my property and let anyone use it. Then you walk up and make a call threatening the president / queen, say that allah wears short pants, or disgrace the founder of Turkey.

I would expect the police at my door. I would expect to be arrested. I would expect to be cleared, but I would expect to be arrested.

Bet he never has an open wi-fi network again...

Comcast plays New York anti-porn game

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fcc

shouldn't the FCC view the blocking of all usnet groups ala at&t, the same way that they view the blocking or throttling of bit torrent?

Doctors: Third babies are the same as patio heaters

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Pirate

More war

We will need a world treaty conscripting every person to 5 years of military service, at the age of 70. Then we can fight an enless war over midway island.

Maybe we could televise it, add a few more islands and a yearly trophy. National teams could be awarded points bases on how many carbon footprints they eliminate from the other teams.

It will be bigger than the world cup.

Simpson

kill em all?

Oil? too ugly/dirty.

Hydro-electric dams and reservoirs? too many trees drown/too many animals displaced.

Nuclear power? those towers look too scary.

Cover 10% of the world in windmills? Great idea!

We will never replace the currently consumed energy output of oil, with wind. The humanity / civilization haters will never let it happen.

They will get everyone to agree to the IDEA of replacing oil with wind, etc., and agree to curbs on production, consumption and exploration. But they will never allow the replacement sources for all of that energy to be built. They will keep moving the goal posts farther away.

Oil drilling has been opposed for being ugly. Who wants to see oil rigs in the middle of some pristine view, even in places where there are no people there to see that view? Plus you have the damage of building pipelines and service roads.

But how many windmills does it take to replace the energy output of one oil well? 10? 100? 1000? Windmills will require huge areas of land, they too will need service roads (and electrical substations), they too will blemish the landscape. This will be ok?

It is never going to happen, and it is not the goal. The goal is simply to make energy expensive, through legislation, regulation, artificial shortages, and guilt. It is your disgustingly high standard of living that they hate. That is the target.

Fugitive spammer in murder-suicide

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nuts?

A sociopath is not mentally ill. It is a personality disorder. They can not be treated. It is who they are.

So this guy was senteced to 21 months in a minimum security, white collar "prison" camp. One that he could just walk away from. A "prison" that was close to home too. Not exactly hard time.

He would have been paroled after 14 months. What a piece of crap. These kind of people lose it, when they lose control over their victims. She probabaly missed a visit, then told him she didn't have time that day.

Snap.

i feel bad for all of the other minimum security prisoners who are going to suffer from the policy changes that this brings on.

Japan kicks off electric car format war

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lifetime

So when you buy the car, you can go 100 miles on a full charge.

Six months later, 80 miles. A year, 60 miles. Two years later, 2 miles - 40 miles.

People will love these cars.

UK gov announces Road Pricing 2.0 - Managed Motorway

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Dear Leader

"understand the rationale for the regime, enjoy the improved reliability it delivers, and accept the need for high levels of monitoring and compliance"

Sounds like a report written for a personality cult dictator. (The people love the monitoring, they want more)

You guys will be trying to emigrate to China soon, to get more freedom.

Lesbians like straight men, researchers find

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Moon cycle

Lesbians not prone to Hysteria, study finds.

Lesbians capable of full month of rational thought, study finds.

Homo men more girly than girls, researchers find.

Icahn laughs at Yahoo!

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Commerce

"If the cost per customer conversion (usually somewhere around US$10) exceeds the value of the company at the current offer price, then the offer from Microsoft is too low"

False.

It does not matter if the buyer is MS or someone else. The value of an asset, is the highest price that someone is willing to pay in an open market. If there was value, someone else would offer more.

Prices of assets go up and down. Coin flips are heads or tails. Percieved "value" or the "stats from the last five coin flips" have nothing to do with the present or future reality of any situation. The price may go up or down in the future, but the value of any item (beyond emotional) is the price that someone is willing to pay.

US FTC cracks open anti-trust investigation on Intel

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on the fence

While I favor the little guy, I am on the fence on this one.

For AMD: Dell would not offer AMD for a long time, even though AMD had superior products; The biggie: MS did not release a 64-bit 386 OS until Intel had their 64-bit chips ready to ship.

For Intel: Intel had a better product for a long time. It takes a while to build trust and market share, and it takes a while to piss it away too; AMD increased market share, when they had a better product.

I can understand Dell's long term position on AMD. As the lone Intel Only large provider, the could us the AMD hammer on Intel pricing. I would have done it myself, on a weekly basis.

But you could never 'splain to me why the 64-bit Windows took so long to ship. Why it needed to wait for 64-bit intel chips. Most of the other software and OS vendors converted easily, and MS had already ported to 64-bit Itanium without too much trouble. The release of 64-bit Windows appeared to be delayed until Intel was ready to compete. I will have a problem with that one, when I am on the jury in June of 2023.

What hell hath science wrought lately?

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Hostility? I'll show you hostility.

Who seethes with more repressed hostility and deception than your average IT worker?

People who have been married for a while. That's who.

There would be so many false alarms due to couples who want to kill each other, because they got into a fight about who was packing the luggage.. It? could never work.

People who have had their flights delayed for several hours/days may be a little hostile too.

Man accused of siphoning $50,000 in micro-payments from Schwab, E-trade

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Crime?

I don't see the crime. Might be a violation of the TOS, but I don't see the crime.

Maybe providing false information?

Why didn't the sites have a limit based on the routing+account number. With security like this, I bet their forms are open to spam abuse too.

I don't think I would trust them with my money. I wouldn't hire them as my latex salesman either.

Man barred from posting crimes on YouTube

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asbo?

interim anti-social behaviour order? What the hell kind of law is that? and I thought our liberties had been curtailed here in the U.S.

When I read the reg articles that casually mention being monitored by gov camera on the street, people dying in the trunk of their car for fear of drunk driving (via doing the right thing and sleeping the in car) arrest, holding a sign, and now this interim anti-social behaviour order / law, it bothers me. It makes me fear the incremental nanny police state that is coming our way too.

He should be able to get out of this easily. 1. As a bystander. "I am a journalist, and this is a documentary. I am simply trying to expose and document this behaviour". 2. As a participant. "I am a film maker. The actions you see are all 'acting'. I had assumed that my assistant had paid for the petrol and arranged for everythin with the owner. I appoligize for the misunderstanding".

asbo? Do you think they just rearranged the letters of A S.O.B.? That sounds like who the law is targeted at.

DISH Network awarded $1,050 in NDS card crack case

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USFL

Reminded me of USFL vs NFL.

$3 Ha! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usfl#USFL_v._NFL

Visual Studio update dents Silverlight development

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bbbeta fete

If you are beta this + beta that + beta other thing + (what the hell) one more beta;

1. You are a very impatient person.

2. You can expect (and deserve) a few problems.

3. I'm surprised you read this far.

Drive-by download attack compromises 500K websites

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The weak link in LAMp

Yes that's a small p.

Badly configured PHP bulletin board? What?

Never heard of one.

Badly written PHP bulletin board? Where?

pHP mail() being exploited by spammers? No way!

If you are going to market your product as easy to use (pHP), at least provide examples that show users how to work around the weaknesses in the mail() function.

pHP bulletin boards are not as bad as MS frontpage guest books, but they are not far behind.

Is the earth getting warmer, or cooler?

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Next!

The Earth's magnetic field is collapsing. We are all going to die in x years!

"But the only reports of controversy are from people who get some reward from reporting it, whether from vested interests funding them directly or simply by being paid for publishing."

Yes. Its obvious. Headlines of "The weather is fine, don't worry about it" sell a lot of newpapers (damn those greedy bastards!). I better run out and get mine now, to beat the rush. I also will read the article of "Man safely crosses street", with great interest

P.S.

Let the water out of your bathtub. Y2K is over.

Gotta go.. need to watch that Discovery program on the worlds most dormant, micro volcanoes.

Whitehats tackle The Great Botnet Dilemma

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Mr Ed

"which IP addresses are infected and then have the ISP's inform the user"?

Take your coat off, it's not that simple...

The ISP's do not care. Wait... I mean they do "care", but they decided long ago that it is too expensive to notify users. Notification leads to tech support calls, which cost money, which reduces executive bonuses.

Many of these users would call multiple times, which would cost even more. Then the user will get infected by something else and call the ISP tech support, because they are now conditioned to do so.

It is not their business model.

El Reg celebrates 10th birthday

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IT Angle

The real writers

Where's the photo of the 10,000 chain smoking monkeys, chained to their keyboards? The ones who really write the stories, while the Reg hacks spend the day at the pub?

The monkeys deserve some credit too.

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