* Posts by Will Godfrey

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'Software delivered to Boeing' now blamed for 737 Max warning fiasco

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Let me count them for you...

1, 2, many

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Complete and utter Bastards

That's the first thought that comes to my mind about this cowardly money obsessed so-called management ... and it'll probably be the last too.

Can I get a RHEL yeah? Version 8 arrives at last as IBM given go-ahead to wolf down Red Hat

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The Usual Problem

The devs at RH have become too self-important and think the world owes them homage. Methinks they are about to discover it doesn't.

Cocaine, psychedelics, DMT? They sure knew how to party 1,000 years ago: Archaeologists make startling discovery

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Artifacts look interesting

But I don't regard 1000 years as ancient - 10,000 would be more like it. Even then, I would think folks were familiar with the effects of fermenting fruit and certain mushrooms much further back in time.

The Year Of Linux On The Desktop – at last! Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 brings the Linux kernel into Windows

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Re: MS SOP: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.

You guys are still forgetting it's now four 'E's

Embrace

Encapsulate

Exetend

Extinguish

It's the second one that is most dangerous now.

Tractors, not phones, will (maybe) get America a right-to-repair law at this rate: Bernie slams 'truly insane' situation

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Really good?

Who says?

How about a display module that uses deeply embedded filament lamps for various rather important indicators on a combine harvester. Dealer claims the unit can't be repaired and has to be replaced at a cost of thousands of pounds - in a week's time.

Well, the small engineering firm I used to work for made some discoveries. It became obvious that the reason the lamps were so deeply embedded was to stop people taking them out - but that was solved with a bit of rubber hose and a vacuum pump - they were ordinary bi-pin ones, only not quite ordinary. the pins were slightly thinner than normal and slightly further apart.

We solved that problem (and the deep embed) with an LED and a resistor - also resulted in a much brighter display.

Oh and as for the 'short' working days, round these parts they harvest well into the night using high powered searchlights attached to the machines.

Mystery Git ransomware appears to blank commits, demands Bitcoin to rescue code

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Re: Fine for some

I wouldn't be paying - just resetting and uploading a clean copy.There are 4 of us that keep full repositories and we all work entirely via the CLI. We also keep more than one remote on different hosts.

None of us do any auto updates either - all done manually, barely any slower and much safer.

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Fine for some

Actually I'd be delighted if they spread our little FOSS project far and wide. The more exposure the better. We might even get some more experienced devs helping out.

Personality quiz for all you IT bods: Are you a chameleon or an outlaw? A diplomat or a high flier? Vote right here

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As fo me

I'm a person and Identify as {see above}

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Hello Sid {from userfriendly}

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Re: What about...

Is that what they told you to say?

White House issues Executive Order on cybersecurity, including hacker Hunger Games

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Re: Invented?

What!

Of course it is. It just thinks it isn't.

Ask that nice Mr trump. He knows these things.

/s {just in case it's needed}

UK is 'not a surveillance state' insists minister defending police face recog tech

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We are not becoming a surveilence state

We are already there and have been for at least 20 years!

NASA fingers the cause of two bungled satellite launches, $700m in losses, years of science crashing and burning...

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Deja Vu

So nothing's changed since the suppliers were caught providing brittle steel wire for a a certain suspension bridge

Sinister secret backdoor found in networking gear perfect for government espionage: The Chinese are – oh no, wait, it's Cisco again

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It's all fake

This whole thing is a game to the big nobs. I'm half convinced they quietly get together from time to time so they can decide who's turn it is to be the bad guy.

It's May 2. Know what that means? Yep, it's the PR orgy that is World Password Day... again

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Sorry

I was too busy trying to find even one candidate worth voting for in the local elections, and I was supposed to pick three!

Boeing boss denies reports 737 Max safety systems weren't active

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Re: The more I read about the 737-MAX...

Rather like the proverbial horse, designed by a committee

Self-taught Belgian bloke cracks crypto conundrum that was supposed to be uncrackable until 2034

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and some people just want to steal the limelight from those more deserving. How is a team of professionals with FPGA development capability any kind of match for a lone amateur working with available equipment?

Huawei, Huawei. Huawei, Huawei. Feeling hot, hot, hot: US threatens to cut UK from intel sharing over Chinese tech giant

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Yes

Yes

Out-of-office email ping-pong fills server after server over festive break

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Hmmm - last time eh.

That would have been in the late 1960s when I said I had 'colour' experience, but didn't point out that it consisted of switching on and adjusting the tuner at customers' houses.

I sweated buckets for about 3 months and learned fast. Never repeated the experiment!

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...

But on the plus side, not many 19yolds were pulling in £25/week and driving a brand new Escort Estate in those days.

NSA: That ginormous effort to slurp up Americans' phone records that Snowden exposed? Ehhh, we don't need that no more

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Lips moving

Need I say more?

The difference between October and May? About 16GB, says Microsoft: Windows 10 1903 will need 32GB of space

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Re: No probs here

Nope, been a Penguinister since Win 95

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Re: Let’s get real.

.. and I run the 'modern' one, an EeePC901 on a regular basis to check the soft-synth I work on still runs on an older machine - don't want to piss off the musicians.

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No probs here

single 120G SSD

OS partition 20G - half full

home partition 30G - 2/3 full

data partition 60G - 3/4 full

{sigh} maybe I can shrink the OS partition for a bit more space :)

Oh, and this is for an office cum development machine.

BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH

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Happy day

A good on-call sequel and an excellent BOFH

A copy-paste of Europe and a '5G' hotel: El Reg's Adventures in Huawei Land were fairly wacky

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Re: Windermere?

it's not the beams that are too low. It's you that's 'standing wrong'.

Buying a second-hand hard drive on eBay? You've got a 'one in two' chance of finding personal info still on it

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Playing with fire

There is no way I'd even think about getting a second hand drive from anywhere. New ones are cheap enough, and likely to be far more reliable - that's not even starting on the risks associated with what might be on a used one.

Brit spy chief: We need trust or we won't have a 'licence to operate in cyberspace'

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A bit of advice for the gentleman

Trust has to be earned, not demanded.

What are you doing towards that end?

UK cautiously gives Huawei the nod for 5G network gear sales

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.. and the more we can untangle ourselves from that mob the better.

Although I do feel sorry for the American and Australian people.

Windows 10 May 2019 Update thwarted by obscure tech known as 'external storage'

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Drive Letters

Aren't they what you get from the DVLA when your car tax is due?

Accenture sued over website redesign so bad it Hertz: Car hire biz demands $32m+ for 'defective' cyber-revamp

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Wow!

Just Wow!

How on earth could it get that bad? Even our own highly 'experienced' Capita could manage that shopping list of fail!

Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper

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Re: Close

Where do you think the gypsies get theirs from?

Witches just have a weak PR team.

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Close

You weren't by chance given a lucky clover by a witch when you were born were you?

Defense against the Darknet, or how to accessorize to defeat video surveillance

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Turn it on its head

Every time you leave the house be wearing something completely bizarre and different - even going to work. Then when you want to be incognito go out wearing ordinary fairly smart casuals.

Aussies, Yanks may think they're big drinkers – but Brits easily booze them under the table

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Re: Taxes are the snake oil of the government

FTFY

Server at web host 1&1 Ionos decides to take unscheduled day off, sinks a bunch of sites

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This!

"Shit happens, but whatever you're paying for, make sure that you are resilient yourself. Never trust anyone else to build resilience for you."

Canadian woman fined for not holding escalator handrail finally reaches the top after 10 years

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Ambiguous

Who ever designed the sign is most at fault. It first gives a warning then appears to give an instruction. Either is equally valid, and they negate each other.

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

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Re: Ah, the loop

Which is just an obfuscated loop

Enough about me, why do you hate Kaspersky so much? Revealed: Insp Clouseau-esque bid to smear critics as shills

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Boxes inside boxes inside...

It could always be the activities of some 'persons unknown', trying to make this look like Kaspersky trying to mess with others.

In the spy V spy world I wouldn't rule out anything.

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

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It won't work

See title.

P.S. Kids are smarter than politicians

The curious case of Spamhaus, a port scanning scandal, and an apparent U-turn

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Self Important?

While (as usual) there are multiple points of view and port scanning is always going to be contentious, I do get the impression that Spamhaus are somewhat arrogant and dismissive.

While Google agonizes over military AI, IBM is happy to pick up the slack, even for the Chinese military

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Re: Thanks

I'm rather hoping you just forgot the /s tag.

If not I suggest you do some serious reading.

Astronomer slams sexists trying to tear down black hole researcher's rep

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Re: Being a gay astronomer...

What it means is not only "Fuck You Troll", but also "I think I'll just poke you with a big stick and press all your buttons too".

US: We'll pull security co-operation if you lot buy from Huawei

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Empty Threat

So if they try to put that into practice, who do they think will share info with them?

As Alexa's secret human army is revealed, we ask: Who else has been listening in on you?

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Not in this house

The only smart thing is between my ears... and that's a bit debatable!

Not biased against you and not going anywhere, judge tells Post Office in Horizon IT system case

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They're Scared

Nothing to lose now so try anything at all.

BT Tower broadcasts error message to the nation as Windows displays admin's shame

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Ummm,

Well, my BBC Model B and my BBC Master 128 both have a 'Break' key to the right of the red function keys. Don't know where you saw one without this.

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Rule 1

No information is better than wrong information.

Rule 2: See rule 1

P.S. In another life our people made some information displays. Only when the program was running along nicely would it send a series of pulses via the parallel port (remember them). A little C/D/R/C board hanging on the display module itself set the enable line. The C/D bit was so a stuck Data High wasn't a problem.

It's alive! Hands on with Microsoft's Chromium Edge browser

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Monoculture?

Just waiting for the worldwide meltdown now.

Brit rocket boffins Reaction Engines notch up first supersonic precooler test

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All I have to say

is that it's nice to hear there is still some real engineering going on.