Who care, still cannot get a fecking signal
Between Reading and Maidenhead on the A4.
511 posts • joined 6 Sep 2007
Between Reading and Maidenhead on the A4.
Seems a Darth Vader electro butt plug my be a suitable pressie for the Crapita team working on the TfL network...
Why Sherlock Holmes. Because he told me to suggest this!
Never used them, now damn sure never will.
Rotten to the crankshaft of their engine, and clearly deluded by inhaling exhaust gasses.
It’s the fucking 90’s and merging my address/name + my TV License number and email address that iPrayer needs must be a Herculean task.
The Brussels Biased Creeps are more incompetent than my local county council who fill the wrong potholes regularly.
The best part is the BBC will have to chair a pubic consultation, waste £500M in 3yrs then circle back to the same starting point. Rinse & repeat until another parliamentary cavity search happens to get something so inherently simple done.
Just like Kebab houses that fail health inspection
Here, have an upvote for that cheerful reminder, or put another way, it'll only cost them £0.00213191451296 per call based in the fine to spam all those numbers.
Those 1,500,000 calls in terms of being slapped with a fine of £50,000 means the company was fined £0.0333333333333333 per call.
Or, put another way, Fuck All
Poor little Cheetos McTinyhands is finding no one wants to play with him.
I'm sorry Dave but no HaL 9000 has ever made a mistake. We have a perfect record...bzzt...feh....zap...
I want it to be air conditioned and clean, two things it desperately needs and NOT raise the price with stupid gimmicks. I swear that Mayor Sad really has a distortion filter set on another planet!
He and Amber need to either take a chill pill or quit trying to erode by stealth the very measures meant to protect the public.
They need to man/lady(?) up and force the Met Police to hunt the scum down and the CPS to actually police it!
My heart bleeds...NOT for them. I've got no sympathy for them and I'd guess heads will roll...out the door as normal there for this.
On your work computer I've heard from co-workers over the years as web monitoring was verboten
I've never seen a bigger fuck up in my life as what the supposed upgrade from Skype to Skype For Biz is. Inconsistent, no way to move contacts, no prior version knowledge, no way to not have to do damn near everything manually.
They should kill the baby and apply the electrodes to the old Skype and admit defeat! We're going to move to Jabber more than likely because of this disaster as staff cannot communicate and it broke our Scrum teams' daily stand-ups!
I think she'll be laughed out of the buildings in Silly Con valley!
Type in Osborne into a comments section and you'll get "Your posting is currently under moderation".
Remove Osborne, posting goes through fine.
It was still /tits/up at 1840 when coworkers and I gave up in our air conditioned and offices and headed home. Been puking all over itself all day...
They've not changed their on-hold music in 15 years!
On the damn A4 between Reading & Maidenhead. Is that too fucking much to ask?
If the cars are made by BMW & Audi perhaps the damn thing can be programmed to use the inside lane! The outside lane & middle lanes of the M40 are full already, of brainless BMW & Audi driverfull cars blocking the rest of us...:(
World only have themselves to blame for being such fucktards as to buy the damn thing in the first place.
My last doorbell came from B&Q, for £12. Works well, when it dies, I'll repeat the cycle. The spare dosh I'll used to raise a glass to the IoT wienies!
And the diskheads at Farcebook should have known better....!
To who can provide the most crap service with the least number of heads whilst holding the government hostage the most?
We all know they're not here because they don't pay their fair share of corporate taxes and those rather large buildings mid-country and near the Forth really say Amazin on them!
More fool them if they didn't read what they were signing. It's not like they were going to get a £350M pay rise.
Inserted properly, women can enhance their pleasure with the iPhone8 as it comes with their needs in mind.
Who gives a damn about all the graphs?
I just want a reliable signal daily on the A4 between Reading and Maidenhead.
Is is too much to ask to achieve this?
Dumped them years ago as their fees were extortionist! Their Broadband is no better than any other DSL as it's on the old Post Office network for the last mile and we all know how reliable that isn't.
Got Virgin for Broadband only and a Freesat box + Netflix, £5.99/month we save £100 a month...
Then just say NO, or Delete or rm ...... of their yet again insecurity products!!!
And a 1 and a 2 and a wahey we're done!
My oh my, we might have to learn how to cook more!
I thought F.M. stood for Fucking Magic? At least that's what my Basics of Radio professor taught us in Univ in the early 80's....
I don't care two monkeys about what silly speed the damn G's can do in a city, I need a simple reliable as nuts signal on the stupid M4 from Reading to Slough. Or Reading to Maidenhead. Or Uxbridge to High Wycombe.
Or just about any fucking two points in this country.
And we can watch the money go down the drain faster than a dodgy kebab on Friday night after an extended drinking session!
Buy their bloated carp anymore. With the myriad of dysfunctional acquisitions and a management team hell bent on self destruction it's sad to even see Symantec's name in thus fine paper!
At least there's no Pork in them!
Their email I got had NO details of WHICH website so I'll be filling in the ICO complaint forms shortly. Marks for letting us know El Reg, shame on PageGrouo.
If I named a network DaeshBag or DaeshArseBug?
How about going after Google, Dell, Apple, Amazon, Vodafone and others you moppets? There's bound to be £15-30B in unpaid taxes.
As IoT was always going to end up in a totally fscked 'Net.
@InternetOfShit warned this was coming, but no one listened.
Was going to be materially affected so in a bid to control the flow of spice, they threatened the government for harbouring such a useless excuse.
Or something like that, where's my Gruniad Translator?
Tasering or shooting them for bringing explosives into the airport?
How much of THEIR revenue is due to AWS being successful and buying crisco kit?
If you're not suing you must be shagging
The regulator, raises prices for no reason and does S.F.A. for a useless line I don't even have a phone attached to.
This reaks of Brussels mucking about in stuff that Brussels should never be mucking about in!
For the driver incapable of driving the speed limit, giving way, or driving with any homo sapiens tendencies whatsoever please!
Who has to deliver applications on mobile devices, I can categorically state no one's buying them in corporate world so we'll never port anything to them. Even the analysts (Gartner, Forrester, etc. etc.) don't rate them nor do their devices show up in Akamai's "State of the Internet" reports as a device with even 1%.
MSFT should just throw in the proverbial towel!
If it's cheap as hell it's gotta be Dell was our motto in Dell Engineering. That attitude percolated right up to the top.
EMC staff should be worried.
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