Just like Kebab houses that fail health inspection
507 posts • joined 6 Sep 2007
Re: What an utter joke
Here, have an upvote for that cheerful reminder, or put another way, it'll only cost them £0.00213191451296 per call based in the fine to spam all those numbers.
What an utter joke
Those 1,500,000 calls in terms of being slapped with a fine of £50,000 means the company was fined £0.0333333333333333 per call.
Or, put another way, Fuck All
Industry to Trump: You're a fucktard
Poor little Cheetos McTinyhands is finding no one wants to play with him.
The predecessor to HaL 9000?
I'm sorry Dave but no HaL 9000 has ever made a mistake. We have a perfect record...bzzt...feh....zap...
I don't want to connectivity in the Tube!
I want it to be air conditioned and clean, two things it desperately needs and NOT raise the price with stupid gimmicks. I swear that Mayor Sad really has a distortion filter set on another planet!
Sad dick is so full of him self
He and Amber need to either take a chill pill or quit trying to erode by stealth the very measures meant to protect the public.
They need to man/lady(?) up and force the Met Police to hunt the scum down and the CPS to actually police it!
Oh poor little Crapita!
My heart bleeds...NOT for them. I've got no sympathy for them and I'd guess heads will roll...out the door as normal there for this.
But viewing porn in Germany is ok
On your work computer I've heard from co-workers over the years as web monitoring was verboten
Skype for Biz is a 3-D cluster.....
I've never seen a bigger fuck up in my life as what the supposed upgrade from Skype to Skype For Biz is. Inconsistent, no way to move contacts, no prior version knowledge, no way to not have to do damn near everything manually.
They should kill the baby and apply the electrodes to the old Skype and admit defeat! We're going to move to Jabber more than likely because of this disaster as staff cannot communicate and it broke our Scrum teams' daily stand-ups!
Is she wearing her strap on?
I think she'll be laughed out of the buildings in Silly Con valley!
Evening Standard does this too
Type in Osborne into a comments section and you'll get "Your posting is currently under moderation".
Remove Osborne, posting goes through fine.
It was still /tits/up at 1840 when coworkers and I gave up in our air conditioned and offices and headed home. Been puking all over itself all day...
Ever been on hold with GlobalMeet?
They've not changed their on-hold music in 15 years!
I just want a reliable fucking Signal, still!
On the damn A4 between Reading & Maidenhead. Is that too fucking much to ask?
M40 clucking nightmare road
If the cars are made by BMW & Audi perhaps the damn thing can be programmed to use the inside lane! The outside lane & middle lanes of the M40 are full already, of brainless BMW & Audi driverfull cars blocking the rest of us...:(
Idiots Of The...
World only have themselves to blame for being such fucktards as to buy the damn thing in the first place.
My last doorbell came from B&Q, for £12. Works well, when it dies, I'll repeat the cycle. The spare dosh I'll used to raise a glass to the IoT wienies!
Mucho circle jerking going around there
And the diskheads at Farcebook should have known better....!
Are they trying to race Crapita & Gr4s?
To who can provide the most crap service with the least number of heads whilst holding the government hostage the most?
Shhhh, Amazon's not really here, or doing this!
We all know they're not here because they don't pay their fair share of corporate taxes and those rather large buildings mid-country and near the Forth really say Amazin on them!
N'exit means N'exit
More fool them if they didn't read what they were signing. It's not like they were going to get a £350M pay rise.
Don't forget the female sex toy feature
Inserted properly, women can enhance their pleasure with the iPhone8 as it comes with their needs in mind.
All I want is a fucking reliable signal O2
Who gives a damn about all the graphs?
I just want a reliable signal daily on the A4 between Reading and Maidenhead.
Is is too much to ask to achieve this?
Screw Sky...and Murdoch!
Dumped them years ago as their fees were extortionist! Their Broadband is no better than any other DSL as it's on the old Post Office network for the last mile and we all know how reliable that isn't.
Got Virgin for Broadband only and a Freesat box + Netflix, £5.99/month we save £100 a month...
It's far easier -- if Symantec's in the name
Then just say NO, or Delete or rm ...... of their yet again insecurity products!!!
No shit, eh?
And a 1 and a 2 and a wahey we're done!
Oh my goodness, think of the Curry Houses
My oh my, we might have to learn how to cook more!
Wait a minute....
I thought F.M. stood for Fucking Magic? At least that's what my Basics of Radio professor taught us in Univ in the early 80's....
Just give me a fucking reliable signal
I don't care two monkeys about what silly speed the damn G's can do in a city, I need a simple reliable as nuts signal on the stupid M4 from Reading to Slough. Or Reading to Maidenhead. Or Uxbridge to High Wycombe.
Or just about any fucking two points in this country.
Just give it to Crapita and Fujitsyou
And we can watch the money go down the drain faster than a dodgy kebab on Friday night after an extended drinking session!
Truly stunning anyone would...
Buy their bloated carp anymore. With the myriad of dysfunctional acquisitions and a management team hell bent on self destruction it's sad to even see Symantec's name in thus fine paper!
At least there's no Pork in them!
Is it just Michael Page site or plenty more?
Their email I got had NO details of WHICH website so I'll be filling in the ICO complaint forms shortly. Marks for letting us know El Reg, shame on PageGrouo.
So I guess SO-15 will be coming to my house?
If I named a network DaeshBag or DaeshArseBug?
Will they also develop a Feckwit detector?
Uh, more delusional HMRC "thinking"
How about going after Google, Dell, Apple, Amazon, Vodafone and others you moppets? There's bound to be £15-30B in unpaid taxes.
Welcome to the SkyNet party
As IoT was always going to end up in a totally fscked 'Net.
@InternetOfShit warned this was coming, but no one listened.
Obviously the CIA's coke supply from Ecuador...
Was going to be materially affected so in a bid to control the flow of spice, they threatened the government for harbouring such a useless excuse.
Or something like that, where's my Gruniad Translator?
Why isn't the goon squad DHS...
Tasering or shooting them for bringing explosives into the airport?
Uh, more delusional crisco thinking
How much of THEIR revenue is due to AWS being successful and buying crisco kit?
If you're not suing you must be shagging
And Virgin iignores...
The regulator, raises prices for no reason and does S.F.A. for a useless line I don't even have a phone attached to.
Are the T'wonks in Brussels involved?
This reaks of Brussels mucking about in stuff that Brussels should never be mucking about in!
Will they also develop a Feckwit detector?
For the driver incapable of driving the speed limit, giving way, or driving with any homo sapiens tendencies whatsoever please!
As a Product Mgr...
Who has to deliver applications on mobile devices, I can categorically state no one's buying them in corporate world so we'll never port anything to them. Even the analysts (Gartner, Forrester, etc. etc.) don't rate them nor do their devices show up in Akamai's "State of the Internet" reports as a device with even 1%.
MSFT should just throw in the proverbial towel!
Having worked in Michael's "flock"
If it's cheap as hell it's gotta be Dell was our motto in Dell Engineering. That attitude percolated right up to the top.
EMC staff should be worried.
Pains us to run an Apple article without the words 'fined', 'guilty' or 'on fire' in it, but here we are
How well does the waterproofing work?
In beer, toilet water, or bodily fluids?
I bet it fails spectacularly!
If the truth hurts,
Then suck it up Saudi Arabia and clean your damn house out! You've got enough weapons from the UK and USA to do so about 1,000 times over!
I bet this fscked the home live porn industry
They'll not be able to get it up or get it off so they'll be filing a class action lawsuit over damage to their businesses!
I'll get me coat....
They've discovered the "G" spot of physics!
I'll get me hat