* Posts by Ian Davies

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HP chief bows to Jobsian cult

Ian Davies
Pint

secular = non-religious

Apple is often lazily referred to as a religion, and Apple is the only tech company that I've seen references to in Apotheker's quotes about this part of HPs business so far. So assuming it *has* been translated correctly, perhaps he's admitting that the shift he refers to is taking place not because of blind religious zeal for Apple - which variously gets explained away as "better marketing" - but because Apple actually are producing better products...?

Zuck's sister leaves Facebook to start new venture

Ian Davies
WTF?

Deep love for Facebook...

...but not enough to stop her using Twitter?

Google claims 'bogus patent' conspiracy against Android

Ian Davies

No, really!

> The crappy downmarket Android lobotomy-phones are just a small portion of the ecosystem and they're all end-of-life now anyway.

There's a fairly large suspicion that this part of the ecosystem isn't small at all, and is *exactly* where Google are getting their "300,000 activations per day" stats from.

Hobbyist killed by home-made hovercraft

Ian Davies
Unhappy

Fan guard?

Where he was positioned in relation to the fan is almost immaterial. My first reaction was, how did the fan blade get past the guard? I mean, the fan *was* enclosed by a guard, right?

Either way, very sad to be killed by something like that, especially leaving behind a wife and kids.

Apple vanishes MySQL from Mac OS X Lion Server

Ian Davies
Mushroom

Or to put it in a way that actually makes sense...

...you could hand your tired argument back to the 1990's, I hear they're asking for it.

Apple ups Mac Mini spec, lowers price

Ian Davies
FAIL

Might want to check your understanding of "logical"

Please explain to all us noobs just why installing from USB is such a technical foobar?And what the advantages are of an optical install disc over a USB drive? Capacity? No. Speed? Uh-uh. Robustness? Nope.

Do come back when you've joined the 21st Century and learnt not to act like chicken licken everytime something a bit different comes along.

Microsoft rolls out One Big Windows strategy

Ian Davies
Stop

This.

The 'opinion' part of this article is mostly nonsense. Particularly the bit about Apple's OS strategy and how it works. Unless the author is seriously suggesting the same interface and presentation paradigms are going to be used on Windows Phone, Tablet, Desktop etc. then this "single OS strategy" of Microsoft's is going to end up looking very much like Apple's. Same core; different interface leverage according to device.

Most Adobe Reader installs are out of date

Ian Davies
Mushroom

Try Acrobat Pro

...that's just a shade under 1Gb.

PAH! Just kidding.

The reason it's sidelined on my machine isn't the launch times (they're actually not too bad, considering the monolithic size of the app) it's because it's out-performed in every area by the Preview app that comes with the OS. It's an order or magnitude slower on re-draw operations, Preview only takes up 12Mb on disk, and it refuses to respect that fact that I don't want its shitty browser plugin taking over PDF duties from the much better OS-level components available to Safari.

Where's my turd icon in the shape of an Adobe logo?

Ian Davies
Thumb Down

It's Adobe's problem

The installers and (lack of) deployment tools for Acrobat on OS X are just as shitty.

MySpace sacks more

Ian Davies
Thumb Down

Never understood it

Every MySpace page I ever visited looked like the drug-fuelled nightmares of eboy, and made me want to scrub my eyeballs with wire wool. I never understood why people *used* it, much less why anyone would want to buy it. An abomination that should not be mourned.

Apple's new Final Cut Pro X 'not actually for pros'

Ian Davies
Facepalm

@AC re. Lightworks

Slight problem; Windows only. Better luck next time.

Spielberg flung Fox from Transformers 3

Ian Davies
Thumb Down

Umm..

...the time you've spent thinking about this *far* outstrips what the film is actually worth!

Nokia and Apple bury patent beef

Ian Davies

@hexx I stand corrected

You are right. Nokia sued Apple first because they had not signed a license to use Nokia's patents. Apple then countersued.

However the basic principle remains the same. Apple's motivation for not signing was that Nokia was demanding onerous terms, not because they thought Nokia didn't deserve to be compensated for their work.

Ian Davies
Stop

All wrong.

The facts:

Nokia didn't start this suit, Apple did. Nokia's suits were simply counter-claims, as has become normal patent litigation practise nowadays.

Apple sued because Nokia was demanding royalty payments from Apple that were significantly higher than those being paid by everyone else in the market to license Nokia's GSM technology.

At no point had Apple ever claimed that they should not have to pay royalties, or that they somehow invented the technology or any other nonsense being peddled on here and other sites *cough*Engadget*cough*

Apple wanted to pay royalties to Nokia, but they (rightly) didn't see why they should pay more than the "fair and reasonable" amounts that Nokia agreed to charge when they were awarded the patents, and which they were charging to other handset manufacturers.

So Nokia's triumphalist PR spin that basically amounts to "Yes! We've been forced not to price-gouge Apple! We win!" is more than a little suspect.

Cloud iTunes DESTROYS music business FOREVER!

Ian Davies
Facepalm

No...

...still not correct. Seriously, did you actually watch any of SJ's presentation or read the press releases to understand how iTunes Match works?

It's very simple: if iTunes already has the song in the store then it uses that one, otherwise it uploads the track from your library.

Chinese teen flogs kidney to buy iPad

Ian Davies
WTF?

Cue bullshit accusations of Apple fanboi...

...in 3... 2... 1..

Microsoft unveils Windows Phone 7 8

Ian Davies
Thumb Down

Not only that...

...but it's just a layer of crap on top of the old crap that's still there.

In seriousness, there's some interesting UI stuff in the metro layer, but they're making a mistake in believing that the same full Windows UI that sits underneath will *EVER* work well on a touch device.

Russian rumor: Microsoft to buy Nokia for $30bn

Ian Davies
Stop

Come again?

"The majority of folk like a cohesive computational experience that just works"

And mashing two companies that have both had the chance to produce precisely that, but failed, is going to work how, exactly?

MobileMe drove Steve Jobs to foul-mouthed fury

Ian Davies
FAIL

Um, let's see...

The iPad charges just fine over USB, the Xoom's SD slot doesn't actually work, so it's omission from the iPad is somewhat academic and if I feel a burning need to view content from my iPad on my HDTV I can buy a cheap adaptor.

Other than that, your points were perfectly valid.

Ian Davies

A grain of truth.

Certainly people were replaced (responsibility got handed to Eddie Cue, who runs iTunes) and by all accounts, most of the team who were working on it at the time got disbanded.

I've never read anywhere that anyone actually lost their job over it.

Ian Davies
Grenade

Hold on there...

"Is this linkbait Apple bashing Monday at El Reg"

No more than any other day is for linkbait Apple bashing at El Reg.

Oh. Wait...

Pippa Middleton in $5m grumble flick offer

Ian Davies
FAIL

Really?

Ya think?

Apple squashes location tracking 'bugs' with iOS update

Ian Davies
FAIL

I guess you need some help too...

...my point had nothing to do with Apple's actions, but everything to do with the article's author contradicting himself.

At the top of the article he claims that Apple does not specify the amount by which the cache has been reduced (they do), and then goes on to quote Apple saying iOS will now only cache 7 days worth of data. Given that the nature of the cache and Apple's response is the central point of the article, it was a pretty sloppy mistake to make.

Ian Davies
FAIL

Reading comprehension

> According to Apple, the update reduces the size of the cache (by an unspecified amount)

...

> Apple said it needed to store only about seven days' worth of data.

Reading comprehension stops you looking like a cut-and-paste hack with an Apple grudge.

Apple tops Microsoft market cap, revenue, and profits

Ian Davies
FAIL

No, but...

...I'll throw some money at you to get a better grasp of spelling.

Nintendo confirms Wii 'successor'

Ian Davies
FAIL

Sooo...

...they've just killed demand for the Wii when it's replacement isn't out for at least 8 months? Smart.

Apple seals $66bn in Jobsian wallet

Ian Davies
Jobs Halo

Basically

They are bought on the basis that their value will keep increasing. Which they have.

I can't find a link right now, but I believe that Jobs has pretty much said that Apple is only interested in long-term investors, which is what you would have to be to make decent money from buying and then selling Apple shares.

I'm speculating, but that may be another reason for not paying out dividends; Jobs is philosophically opposed to short term stockholders who would expect to make money simply by owning Apple shares.

Behind Apple's record sales are signs of desperation

Ian Davies
Grenade

Quite possibly

the biggest pile of steaming doo-doo I've ever read on here. And that's saying something.

Ian Davies
Thumb Up

Agreed

It had more rationally thought-out arguments, too.

Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

Ian Davies
Stop

This is the same pope...

...who goes everywhere behind 3 inches of bulletproof plexiglass?

There's faith for you. </billhicks>

Steve Jobs vindicated: Google Android is not open

Ian Davies
Grenade

Copy and Paste

So it fucking should do, they've had long enough to copy the rest of iOS.

Judge to music industry: 'Worth trillions? Forget it'

Ian Davies
WTF?

Wait. What?

"previous successes against USENET"???

Huh? They sued a PROTOCOL?

Could someone (preferably the author) enlighten us as to who the Usenet corporation is and where they are based?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Microsoft+IE9: Holier than Apple open web convert?

Ian Davies
FAIL

Good article...

...right up to the point where you entered the land of FUD-fairies and make believe by perpetuating the lie that Apple has somehow kludged their mobile browser by removing this, crippling that or throttling the other.

The JIT compiler (that was never there in the first place) requires pages of memory to executable, which Apple chooses not to allow for security reasons. They've made the reasonable decision to trust their own code and make an exception for Mobile Safari.

The upcoming WebKit2 which supports a split-process framework will most likely enable JIT for all apps and controls that utilise web views.

Nothing has got slower. Just not everything has got faster (yet).

Hollywood eyes Blade Runner replicants

Ian Davies
FAIL

He used the word "franchise"

That's all you need to know, really.

Apple 'greed' tax spreads beyond music, movies, magazines

Ian Davies
Grenade

A question

How, I wonder, did the "multi million pound turnover UK company" make its profit in the first place?

I'm guessing it *wasn't* by having the chops to create a seamless and frictionless content marketplace and payment system, but then letting people set up shop in it without collecting a fee to pay for all the time and effort and innovation that went into one of the smoothest online buying experiences *anywhere* and which just about everyone is attempting to copy because they know it works and that customers like it.

Ian Davies
WTF?

So let's see...

Readbility are pissed because Apple want a 30% cut of their revenue, and say it makes their business model impracticable. Their business model being... to take a 30% cut of the subscription fee people pay to read the content served up by Readability...?

FTC and DoJ toss-up on Apple subs plan 'probe'

Ian Davies
FAIL

Just a minute...

"they are banned from offering better deals to customers using these"

should be:

"they are banned from offering iOS customers worse deals than these"

There, fixed that for you. You're welcome.

RealNetworks unhooks 130 employees in jobs cull

Ian Davies
Thumb Up

How the mighty have fallen

I didn't realise Real was still going. I thought they had simply evaporated in a puff of irrelevance.

Good riddance to them, for all the reasons listed by DrXym above.

Android's on top – will Nokia and RIM let it in?

Ian Davies
Stop

You mean 'customers'?

>If you look at the market, you see only the phones with flash for web are increasing in popularity.. guess what those are???

You mean like the iPhone 4 which just broke all pre-order records on Verizon in the US?

Microsoft lands big handbag on Google's copy kisser

Ian Davies
FAIL

Copying?

Quick fact check: every Android phone prototype that Google had shown up until 2007 was a Blackberry clone.

Apple then introduces the iPhone and, following a collective corporate emptying of Google's bowels, hey presto! every Android prototype shown after that looks curiously like an iPhone.

A clear case of plagiarism by Google.

Oh, hey! you were right, I just thought you were being sarcastic, sorry.

Google axes Jobsian codec in name of 'open'

Ian Davies
FAIL

@Dave Murray

Who said I bought one?

Please try and keep your prejudices and fevered hallucinations from encroaching on what people have actually said.

Ian Davies
Thumb Up

Re. "What does "open" mean?"

This.

All of this.

Ian Davies
FAIL

Numpty

"Google is not "keeping" Flash at all."

Chrome ships with its own embedded, sandboxed version of the Flash plugin.

What would you call it?

Ian Davies
Troll

"except for very old Android releases"

What, like on phones from Sony that are only 6 months old and aren't getting any new updates?

Ian Davies
Dead Vulture

So let's see...

H.264 is licensed by a consortium of 29 different companies, but according to El Reg it's the "Jobsian codec".

Theora/WebM are framed as "unencumbered" even though that status has never actually been tested or proven. Watch this space, methinks.

Apparently, "Apple takes the cake" when it comes to hypocrisy, but the Register article you link to in an attempt to justify this statement actually declares "Google, it seems, is the real villain of his piece" (referring to the opinions of Mozilla's Chris Blizzard, upon whose opinions the article is largely based.)

While Apple has indeed been selective of which web technologies they've supported, so far they haven't put forward pseudo claims of openness as justification. The main reason Apple didn't support Flash was that Adobe couldn't demonstrate it working on Mobile devices. *Famously* so, to use The Register's own parlance.

Once again, Goggle isn't "open". It uses Open Source software as a convenience to drive views of its adverts, delivered through decidedly closed and opaque systems and algorithms.

Ian Davies
FAIL

Ignorant? or just disingenuous?

"While Flash is not open, Google doesn't pay a royalty to incorporate it "

Google may not pay a royalty, but content producers do when they have to buy Adobe's software to produce Flash-based content.

H.264 *IS* free to use, for end-users, just like Flash.

"The Flash plug-in is free to download and use. The same cannot be said for H.264."

So you've paid for an H.264 browser plugin, have you?

"If H.264 was free to use"

Seriously. Please direct me to where all these paying H.264 users are?

"Steve needs to lay off the whole Flash thing"

Impressive. You took an article about Google and managed to wheedle in an irrelevant dig at Jobs. Good work. Take the rest of the day off.

Beastly Android will batter Apple's iOS beauty

Ian Davies
Grenade

Sorry

But this is Google kool-aid drinking BS of the first order. I'm so sick of watching people suckling from the "open" teat when comparing Google and <insert other tech company here, usually Apple>.

Google isn't open. Google merely distributes for free what it needs to in order to get eyeballs on its search business, which most definitely is not free, open or transparent.

Try asking Google to open-source its search algorithms.

Try asking people who have been kicked off the AdWords programme and had their income confiscated without any discussion or chance of recourse.

Do get back to me when you've got your precious "open" company to actually be open, and you truly understand what "open" means.

Apple has many faults but at least they are honest about what type of company they are.

Firefox ahead of IE in Europe, boosted by Chrome effect

Ian Davies
WTF?

What?

"Safari is tied to Quicktime/iTunes"

iPad's biggest rival? Microsoft's dead Courier

Ian Davies
FAIL

Wrong on so many levels I don't know where to start

iPad is not for content creation? Really? That's what passes for tech "analysis" around here?

Courier? Of course it looked interesting, it never actually had to do anything except look cool for a few minutes in a heavily scripted demo. None of what they showed was capable of scaling up to a general interface that could be applied to multiple applications.

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