GOOD Apple news? On EL Reg? Am I dreaming, or did I stumble into an alternate universe!
Posts by Dana W
1032 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Sep 2007
Apple's next OS X said to be targeted at 'power users'
Peak Apple: Cupertino belatedly spends some money on R&D
Microsoft to unveil new Xbox console on May 21
Bill Gates offends Koreans after sticking hand down trousers
Re: Maybe @Chris Wareham
I drink Twinings and I'm an American. Is that acceptable enough? If its good enough for the queen after all, or so the warrant says.
I can't vouch for the rest of us "foreigners" but its not 1960, you can get real tea here now. Though you won't get it in a restaurant. Even in coffee houses that have had theoretically good tea, I have had VERY terse discussions with the help about the difference between hot and boiling water.
Most restaurants end up having Lipton's or worse. Usually steeped in a glass of (sort of) hot water. And it tastes like hot water poured through a new broom. A lot of people I've known say they don't like tea, I have had to make it for them to change their opinion, because most of them have never HAD decent tea.
I used to work a night shift job and drank Twinings Irish Breakfast to keep me going all night, and when my co-workers wound come in in the morning I'd be brewing it and they would exclaim, "That smells great! What is that?" And I'd have to explain that it was tea, and they would be shocked. Again because to far too many of the people here, sadly, tea is either Lipton's in luke warm water, or a bag of various herbs containing no actual tea usually consumed by their new agey girlfriend in college.
I wish they still made Twinnings Queen Mary.........
Peak Apple: First 'profit slip' in a decade - and, boy, it's gonna be BIG
Re: Don't swim in the Kool-aid
Its called numbers, no matter what they had to do to get them. Sales are UP, not down. The "Apple is dying" crowd are the cultists.
I bought an iPad mini because I WANT a smaller tablet. Apparently a lot of people did as well, its selling great. Hardly part of the "Apple is dying" conspiracy.
Because selling more smartphones and tablets than the year before in a computer industry that has had drops across the board is obviously failure.
And if we talk about this enough we can distract the fact that Microsoft is in freefall and heading for a crash of epic proportions.
Windows sales are TANKING yet the "Peak Microsoft" articles are nowhere to be found.
How long will it take Facebook Home to hit 1bn downloads? 76 years
Review: Asus PadFone 2 phone-tablet combo
More Brits ditch Apple tablets for Amazon, Google, Samsung kit
PEAK APPLE: Fondleslab giant no longer world's biggest biz
Hardware hacker unifies 15 retro consoles in format frenzy
Foxconn must pay Microsoft for EVERY Android thing it makes
PC floggers scavenge for crumbs as Apple hoovers up profits
Chinese iOS pirate Kuaiyong launches web app store
Foot-long slab too big? Microsoft 'has a 7-incher' to stroke
Kobo strikes new match against Kindle: The Aura HD e-reader
Interesting, but my Kindle 3 with free web browsing is still fine 2+ years on, Its on its second battery, should it ever break I'll look into it.
My questions are, are they offering a good hard case to protect the oh so fragile e-ink screen? And how is it with Side loading? ePubs support is a must.
I think I have all of five DRMed books. But I keep everything in ePub as well as Mobi, Just in case.
Microsoft brings back Windows watch after Apple seeks 'flexible' bod
Facebook struggling to find 'immersive' Home on Apple's iPhone
Re: Does it blend?
The fact that I don't have to worry about having Facebook defecate all over my phone is enough to convince me to buy another iPhone.
The LAST thing I want in my phone is FACEBOOK integration. Its bad enough that I have to have Facebook at all because half of humanity refuses to communicate any other way, but turning my phone into a privacy killing data suck where I can't escape the endless ramblings of Farcebook drones? Not a chance, I'd rather have a ten year old Nokia.
The Facebook app is the ONLY app that crashes on my iPad. They can keep their junk OFF my phone!
Facebook Home gets SMACKDOWN from irate users
How I nearly sold rocket windows to the crazy North Koreans
Steve Jobs to supervise iPhone 6 FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working
Re: I have a new favourite phrase nowadays...
@auburnman I do know a great deal about them, I don't mind getting asked to help people with them as once they know how to work them I never get bothered again. Nobody calls me in six months because they installed malware on an iPhone or a virus on a Mac. If all the clueless bought them I'd never get bothered to fix things again.
Re: Oh it's windows, I don't know anything about that.
@TheOldFellow Linux was a hard sell on the first one, but after word got around I did several more. I'd prefer they get a Mac, but either works. Best of all, either way I seldom hear from them again.
They bump into me downstairs from time to time to tell me how happy they are now, and how well everything works. And especially how they never see ads anymore. Linux/Mac, Firefox and Adblock Plus, Helping them has gone from being a permanent chore to a 1-2 times at best thing. (With one glaring exception) And no more complaints from people who installed fake "security upgrades"
The best way to ditch freeloaders is to tell them the same thing upmarket domestics have said for ages. I don't do Windows!
Re: My excuse...
That can backfire, I have a woman in my building who was given a three year old Mac. Despite having been online for the last two months, I still get calls because she forgets how to turn it off. Or how e-mail works. We also have phone conversations where I will say things like, Open your web browser and she will say what's a web browser? I'll tell her Firefox and she will open iTunes.........
I keep telling myself, she is very old and on a lot of medications, but I admit coming back from her apartment can cause me to scream into a pillow till I calm down.
I have the same problem. I live in a disabled building full of people who have mostly cheap old computers (often received firm well meaning but technically inept charities) and no clue at all.
If they had their way I'd be fixing an endless stream of malware riddled old Dell office throwaways of 2001-2003 vintage. Now they come to me and ask for help and I tell them I offer two kinds of help, I'll help them buy a Mac, or I'll help them install Linux.
I still have the odd evening ruined, but only 2-3 times a month, and I have yet to have to reinstall anything.
Dell directors foresee unremitting brutality in PC market
The trouble is, all the companies went WOW! People all pay Apple $1000+ for a laptop! We all need to charge that too! Or more because we have WINDOWS!
They never asked us WHY we bought, they told each other over and over it was all "fashion" pure looks. And then they made a pile of plastic Mac lookalikes, See below.
Some fine examples of what I'm saying.
The Lenovo Macbook Pro
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/25/review_lenovo_ideapad_u410_ultrabook/
And the Dell iMac.
http://www.dell.com/content/topics/segtopic.aspx/inspiron-one?c=us&cs=19&l=en&s=dhs&~ck=mn
The HP Macbook pro, complete with glowing logo on the back of the display.
http://shopping.hp.com/en_US/home-office/-/static/page-envy-notebooks
And when they failed to sell, refused to believe that there wasn't a market. Windows Hardcores don't WANT a pretend Mac, and people who already have Macs are not going to walk into a store and accidentally buy a PC because it looks like a Mac.
They just DON'T get it. And as long as they keep pretending its just about looks, not reliability and customer service, they never will.
Egyptian navy captures divers trying to cut undersea internet cables
Re: The mystery of the mysterious operatives
For a start we had no reason to, and secondly. We have operatives trained for this sort of thing. Most major powers do.
Again WHY would we do it? There is no reason why we would, and no evidence that we were involved in any way at all. All you have is the current "Americans are icky" trend that is fashionable with the tinfoil hat crowd.
Re: @The lone lurker
If for some reason we wanted to cut cables we have Navy Seals, three guys in junk gear who didn't know enough to not get caught wouldn't cut it.
The whole "A bad thing was done, must be the US" thing is getting stale. Tinfoil hat stuff, like the people who think we invented aids.
Like you said, I'd like to see the the twisted reasoning for that. The US did it, of course, twirling their black mustaches and for an encore, tied their girlfriends to the railroad track and to finish up blew up the old sawmill.
Review: Lenovo ThinkPad Tablet 2
Apple in Chinese court over patent rights for Siri
iPads in education: Not actually evil, but pretty close
An iPad won't last because his Archos tablet failed? And steak hurts my teeth because soup bones are way too tough?
The best part about Apple kit is after three years when I sell it it's always just fine.
Soon we will get a story about how android tablets are the perfect thing for all school systems, and there will be a mass of smiling and nodding Fandroids to back it up.
Furious Stephen Fry blasts 'evil' Reg and 'TW*T' Orlowski
Maybe don't install that groovy pirated Android keyboard
Seriously?
If I'm stuck only using the official Google store, my reason for going to Android becomes moot. It starts looking like that "walled garden" of Apple's that is supposed to be restricting my freedom so badly.
I thought the point of Android was freedom, and not being stuck with an involuntary walled garden. So now you are telling me to be safe I need a VOLUNTARY one? Make up your mind, walled gardens, bad or not? If you still can't leave a jail, does it matter if the door is locked or not?
Review: HTC One
Amazon boss salvages Apollo engines from watery grave
Kinky Android X-ray app laid bare as malware
Apple fixes iOS passcode-bypass hack with 6.1.3 update
Re: iOS security creaking at the seams.
Goggle Maps has a bad tendency to tell me to turn just AFTER intersections. It annoying that way, but I like how I can pause it and push the map ahead, unlike Apple maps. I tend to switch back and forth mostly based on which one I'm annoyed with less at any given time.
Re: iOS security creaking at the seams.
Security nightmare? Security is so tight that jail breaking is getting to be just about impossible, and then when the jailbreakers Finally find something they tighten it up again. It will be a long wait for the next jailbreak, even longer than the last one.
Security is the one GOOD reason to own an iPhone.
BlackBerry CEO: iPhone past its prime
Some Android people are like the people who used to buy American cars. It has to have a VISIBLE new design every year to keep them interested. "This year it has tail fins!"
Apple? Oh no. It didn't change its look this year! It still looks the same! How old fashioned! If it does not change the way it looks every year its not fresh!
To some people, new stops on the surface, and useful means shiny. This gave America a variety of crap cars with new looks and dated tech, but boy were they shiny!
I'm still driving a 1974 Beetle, it still does what I want it to, the way I want it to. And it still looks the same as it did the day I got it almost a quarter century ago. And that's just fine.