* Posts by Venerable and Fragrant Wind of Change

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EFF warns of 'one-way mirror' of web surveillance by tech giants – led by Google

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Re: "The problem is complex"

Upvote for the seed of a really interesting idea.

The question, as ever, is "how?"

BBC tells Conservative Party to remove edited Facebook ad featuring its reporters

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Re: Who Is The Boss

This morning's news on BBC radio, facebook have taken it down over copyright. So I was, erm, wrong.

This morning's commentary on that news: facebook were asked to take it down not over copyright but over misrepresentation and fake news. So I was, erm, right.

The more disreputable elements of the Tories[1] now crying unfair over being singled out. If this gets taken down over copyright - as opposed to fake news - then why doesn't every other use of BBC material get taken down for the same reason? Technically they would appear to be right, at least while facebook hold on to that copyright story.

[1] Not a tautology. They may all be thoroughly disreputable since the Stalinist purge of the moderates, but some are still more disreputable than others.

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Re: Who Is The Boss

Fair use is about copyright: what/how much of someone else's material you can quote/reuse.

AIUI this case is not about copyright, it's about misrepresentation. Fair use is not a relevant concept.

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I'm not one of the downvotes (only just read the article), but the simple explanation of Farage is he's a media personality.

Back in the days before anyone took him seriously, he got more BBC airtime than any (other) politician, even media-loving then-prime-minister Blair. And for the first decade or so, Farage's airtime was uncritical - lacking the probing questions journos ask of serious politicians. That's where he got his momentum from. And still has much of it, even since the journos started treating him like a real politician and asking the questions he doesn't want to answer.

Oh, and talking of blatant censorship, there's certainly precedent. UKIP's working-class predecessors the National Front and BNP never had airtime even when they had electoral success. The difference with UKIP is that an era of white immigration enabled them to detach their agenda from the "racist" label that had successfully marginalised earlier nationalists when the immigration they opposed was non-white.

Vote rigging, election fixing, ballot stuffing: Just another day in the life of a Register reader

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Too much time? Perhaps he'd spent the intervening years tutoring aspiring vote-fixers with good budgets, and by then was sitting back saying "job done". Or ... should we have a suggestions thread?

We've found it... the last shred of human decency in an IT director – all for a poxy Unix engineer

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Re: Champagne

When I moved (about three months ago), the agent gave me a bottle of well-chilled prosecco along with the keys.

Quite apart from having lots to do, it was too early in the day for booze. I just put it in the corner of the kitchen before returning to my old house (where all my stuff still was for another week or so before the actual move). It's still there, awaiting an excuse to open it. On a couple of occasions I've had dinner guests and served them something better, such as regular wine suited to the dinner.

Maybe I should take it to the next bring-a-bottle event where I can offload it anonymously?

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Pub o'clock?

You must be a lunchtime drinker. Or does the phrase mean something subtly different in .za?

(Looks to me like pubtime for east Asia and Oz timezones).

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Re: Champagne

Let your missus wield it. Ditch the champagne for some real pain.

Go on, downvote me. I've never seen the point in champagne: there are so many drinks I'd rather have.

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Re: Burnout

This was a Unix person. So presumably someone who believes in always scripting a job? Yet here he didn't until after the incident had happened. Is that not utterly out of character?

Possible diagnosis: burnout. A Unix engineer who is a pale shadow of his former self. I know all about that - at first hand.

I'll raise a pint for rescuing the situation.

Why can't passport biometrics see through my cunning disguise?

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Re: Habitual glasses wearer

If I get killed in such (or any other) circumstances, it really will have ceased to matter to me who identifies me or how much time&effort they put into it.

RuneScape bloke was wrongly sacked after reading veep's salary details on office printer

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Re: Odd But

There seems to be pressure for openness coming from some of the forces of Political Correctness. They expect it to show a "gender pay gap", and help deal with it.

Could be interesting. I wouldn't care to anticipate the outcome, except to note there are sure to be lots of anomalies at the individual level, and it'll lead to lots of redefining of what counts as 'comparable' or 'equal value'.

RISC-V business: Tech foundation moving to Switzerland because of geopolitical concerns

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Re: So obvious, why doesn't everyone do it?

I've said before that I don't understand why so many open source projects are incorporated in the US.

Some years back I heard a conference presentation where MySQL addressed that question. Cultural reasons why the project had to have originated in Scandinavia, but also why it had had to move to the US for growth to happen. Events that led to a profitable buyout in the US.

I was only partially convinced by the presentation (was that WayForward Technologies' Reason speaking?), and I don't recollect details. But it kind-of fits with the US being home to so much.

Planets may lurk in harshest environments. Not that Novell NetWare server you can't unplug – black holes

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Seems intuitively reasonable. Lots of matter swirling around: some of it might look like planets.

But .. why "up to 10 times the mass of Earth"? That's not a giant: Jupiter is just next door and over 300 times the mass of Earth!

From July, you better be Putin these Kremlin-approved apps on gadgets sold in Russia

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Re: What is it with The Register and Apple Inc?

Hmmm, I think you've had a rather good answer. But downvotes just for asking seem a bit harsh!

Have an upvote for provoking Waseem's brilliant reply (which I already upvoted this morning).

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Re: What is it with The Register and Apple Inc?

Wow, I hadn't seen that story. Thanks for posting.

Bit of historic perspective on that story. I just listened to one of Trollope's Palliser novels dramatised on t'wireless yesterday. In which Lady Glencora describes the fearsome power she exercises over Ministers, MPs and other powerful people through their wives, by the threat of striking them off her invitations list. Clearly Apple's behaviour was well-known back in the mid 19th century!

I suppose in a sense we could trace it back at least two and a half millennia to Λυσιστράτη - though she was perhaps more grass-roots than in the position of established power of Apple or Glencora.

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Back in the 1990s ...

Dilbert's D-chip. Wikipedia tells us those have been legally required in the US for twenty years.

And I didn't even mention DRM.

Taxi for Uber: Ride-hailing app giant stripped of licence to operate in London

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Means the picture is phoney even by Reg standards.

Shirley the idea that they're hailing a cab comes purely by association with the subject of the article?

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Boris bikes? Should in principle be quickest for many journeys.

Once upon a time I tried[1] to figure out how to take one out. Couldn't see any lights on them: do I need to bring my own? And it wasn't entirely clear how to pay. Nor what happens if I get one out and it turns out to have a problem.

[1] OK, not very hard. It was dark and cold at the time, and in reality I'd left just enough time to walk.

Beware the trainee with time on his hands and an Acorn manual on his desk

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Re: I was the guy who lobbied long and hard ...

Talk ceased to be intrusive as soon as it could be confined to a window, which could then be attended to at my convenience. So about 30 years ago. But maybe that relies on the talker not being the boss-from-hell - I never had a talk-happy boss.

As for SMS, where's the problem? So long as you turn off any silly noises that notify you of them at moments not of your choosing.

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ISTR it was as recently as the mid-90s that "xhost +" ceased to be a default, or that "cat fart.wav >> remote:/dev/audio" required privileges.

Surely playing sillybuggers around the network is a rite-of-passage for students, bored hacks, and the like.

Even today you can have a bit of fun. For example, type an RTL language (and charset) into IRC and spread confusion!

?זה יעבוד כאן

کیا یہ یہاں کام کرے گا؟

OK, no it won't work here.

You'll never get Huawei with this, FCC tells US telcos: Buy Chinese kit and you won't see another dime from us

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Too much damage to the innocent.

Not to mention uncomfortably close-to-home while the threat of brexit remains.

Microsoft finds Huawei to get Chinese biz back on its sales ledger: US permits Redmond software supply line

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Grownups in the room

Here we see the ones behaving rationally are Microsoft, Huawei, and (quote) also had a rare public statement from President Xi Jinping.

With of course most of the rest of Industry not explicitly mentioned in the article.

That code that could never run? Well, guess what. Now Windows thinks it's Batman

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Re: INP Error - System Halted

Many years ago, I was negotiating my departure from a company, while also working on preparing a system for them to demo at an important expo.

I added an easter egg to that. Would only activate on the date() of the expo, and would display an embarrassing message. Took it out when our negotiation reached a satisfactory outcome.

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Haven't we all?

I've even put it into error messages. "*** BUG xxxxx: this cannot happen". True at the time of coding it; not necessarily true in the face of future modifications.

It's useful, too. One case in a big open-source project came back to a user forum with a user who happily had a good attitude to it all. As anticipated, an update had indeed happened that created a new code path. From memory, that was an error-handling function, that handled every plausible case in a case switch, so when someone introduced a new error code it was handled by reporting the BUG.

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Re: Gac.

Oy! That's my byline.

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Re: Cyrano...

Do you have a preposterously big nose? Did you go on to woo a fair maid you loved - on behalf of a friend?

Bad news: 'Unblockable' web trackers emerge. Good news: Firefox with uBlock Origin can stop it. Chrome, not so much

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will make absolutely no difference to the scheme described in the article.

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DNS delegation

Should surprise noone.

Like so many things abused by advertisers and marketers (not least the WWW itself), DNS delegation has been widely used by techies for many years for entirely legitimate purposes. In fact DNS delegation is older than the WWW - though back then aliases were (by convention, at least) CNAME records, rather than very-slightly-naughty duplicated A records that proliferated from the mid-1990s with the rise of Virtual Domains.

A similar story can be found in email headers, if you look up the quaint distinction between "From" and "Sender" headers, when we trusted that they wouldn't be abused, and forging them was a student prank.

Close the windows, it's coming through the walls: Copper Cthulu invades Dabbsy's living room

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Dishcloths do that. Leave them rinsed and reasonably wholesome somewhere sensible, and the next day they're swimming in mucky water of uncertain origin.

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Re: On the other hand...

I'm having no "smart" tech in my house whatsoever.

I wouldn't be without my smart technology.

Like the machine where I just put my dirty washing in, press a start button, and it comes out clean. Or the one that cleans my floors for similar effort. Or even the one I use for reading El Reg.

UK tax collectors warn contractors about being ripped-off – and not by HMRC for a change

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Like (I would expect) others here, I get a variety of notifications of my tax rebate. Some of them from authorities to whom never paid tax in the first place: most commonly the US IRS.

Separately, I also get a genuine tax rebate from HMRC most years: the biggest have been in the £10k ballpark - which is more than I earn in a less-good year! Those just arrive automatically in my bank account, without any need for a claim beyond filling out my self-assessment.

Talking of which, I need to do that. Haven't hurried this year's tax return, 'cos the rebate will be peanuts - as in ballpark £10 without the k.

You wanted flying cars and colony worlds. Instead, IKEA furniture-building-ish AI robots

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Re: Labelling the connectors

Yep, the first part definitely takes the longest. You gradually[1] get into the Ikea mindset and understand WTF they're on about. It's kind-of learning a language in miniature.

[1] or perhaps instantly if you're a bright twelve-year-old with intellect unclouded by age.

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They already have technology for that. It's called a website. It even comes supplied with some nice design tools to check that what you're buying will all fit together and do the job.

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Re: Furniture assembly is a complex task

I just a couple of weeks ago assembled my first Ikea furniture. An epic four-segment wardrobe, 275cm (9 foot) width, with lots of interior parts. 33 packages in the delivery.

It was truly a pleasure to find myself working with flat-pack furniture that was genuinely well-made. No having to force things because the alignment is a millimetre out, as I've been accustomed to with flat-pack in the past. Just stuff that fits where it's supposed to.

And it works. Not to mention looking much better than any wardrobe I've had (and I'm not generally a fan of any 'modern' looks).

Orange is the new green: Nigeria scammer bags $1m while operating behind bars

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Picture posed by model ...

Yes of course that's a stock picture posed by a model: isn't that true of pretty-much every Reg article? So why spell it out for this one in particular?

I'm impressed that Nigeria locks its fraudster up for 24 years: in Blighty if he greased the right palms he'd be at large and possibly on track for the Honours list. But less impressed at the lack of security at his prison.

IBM, Microsoft and Linux Foundation link arms to fight patent trolls with 'multimillion' scheme

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Re: Millions for us, pennies for defense?

Reads to me like part of the budget buys patents so they don't fall into the hands of someone evil who will abuse them. Is there a problem with that?

It might raise questions over how such patents are selected and valued, but in the absence of a specific instance under discussion, that feels like angels on pinheads.

Email! HUH! Yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing...

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Re: Timeline

I think my first sight of them taking steps towards something non-evil after that period was some folks I encountered at ApacheCon in Dublin, 2006. Since then they've taken more steps.

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Re: 20 Years Ago

I was in Italy, where noone could be arsed with the Y2K fuss. Nothing happened there either.

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Timeline

Marketing list, spam ... that means no earlier than late '90s. By which time, surely Windows had long-since beaten NotWindows into an old relic?

Around the turn of the century, I had an office, with a NotWindows man just downstairs (let's call him Fred, for that was not his name). He serviced a set of regular clients, many of whom were just beginning to discover email. And they wanted email paper trails (sometimes literally on paper) that NotWindows couldn't provide.

So for several of Fred's clients, I ended up setting up a Linux mailserver with a set of custom scripts to meet their needs.

This was of course the era when M$ was absolutely evil in a big way. I suspect, but don't know for certain, that Windows would've been no better than NotWindows for Fred's Clients' needs.

Iran kills the internet for its people's own good as riots grip the Middle Eastern nation

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But ... but ... it wasn't called BP when they mounted that coup against the democratic government back in 1953 and installed a western-puppet despot.

That could be consigned to history and mostly-forgotten, if it wasn't for the West's much more recent oppression of them. Like sponsoring our (then-) regional henchman Saddam Hussain to attack them in his most brutal war, and like the US rejecting all attempts by Iranian governments (starting with Khatemi in the 1990s) to build bridges and normalise relations.

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Re: "80 per cent calmer"

I'd be delighted. Long overdue. Of course it should be offset against a reduction in some more evil tax: for example, the employment tax they call "national insurance" that falls heavily on both hardworking people and productive business.

Wasn't it 1973 we had a price hike of more than 100%?

Interpol: Strong encryption helps online predators. Build backdoors

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Re: What *do* they teach them in these schools?

It'll turn law enforcement into a magnet for pederasts.

Like other occupations involving children - think (historically at least) priests or schoolmasters.

Uncle Sam prepping order to extradite ex-Autonomy boss Mike Lynch from the UK

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Re: Hypocracy

Interesting word you coined there, but how is "sub-government" relevant?

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Re: Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Small Minds

Isn't the UK case still ongoing? Though Reg reportage seems to have dried up these last couple of months (attention span of a ****)?

The UK case is a civil case, so not entirely comparable to what the 'merkins want. In terms of criminal cases, the UK is pretty-much a free-for-all for serious fraudsters provided you feed the system. Our so-called Serious Fraud Office is routinely out-lawyered by anyone with real money and 'Establishment' connections. And in case of any doubt, the Attorney General (our MP Geoffrey Cox) can block them indefinitely even prosecuting a case without giving any reason, as he's still doing in for example this case.

5G SIM-swap attacks could be even worse for industrial IoT than now

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Re: Bah

Surely that's beside the point? It's not about how you attack a system, but how far and wide you can go once you've accessed it. You've stolen a valuable key, but how much more might it unlock than just a phone number used for 2FA?

Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker

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That's easy. His journalistic urge to find a topic.

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

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Re: Marx would be proud

There's precedent for that. Roads free at the point of use.

Arguably free broadband makes more sense than free roads.

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Re: Marx would be proud

Funny. Didn't happen after Northern Rock or Railtrack.

Not that I'm condoning it, mind. Bet the country on fibre and you'll stifle alternatives, some of which already exist. Not to mention the lessons of history in nationalised disasters.

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Re: Ahhh the good old days...

I've been waiting more than two months already.

Thank goodness for 4G - even if it falls regularly to 2G or to nothing and needs rebooting sometimes several times a day.

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Re: Political self-obsession and onanism

I don't follow. What's particularly right about Boris's onanism? I thought that was just another dead cat: it certainly got the BBC talking about a total irrelevance.

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