* Posts by SALOME SMITH

3 posts • joined 27 Aug 2019

Python the latest language to slither into Microsoft's serverless Azure Functions service

SALOME SMITH

Python Good To See Penetration

Hadn't seen to much python stuff lately, so good to see it is making its way into Azure, useful language to code in.

Python it's a bit like the time machine in Big Bang Theory it has so many uses. For example in the Big Bang Theory I noticed they didn't use the Time Machine to sort out issues of the past such as being locked in a larder in Chechnyia, wasn't that in one of the Big Bang episodes?

Beware the developer with time on his hands and dreams of Disney

SALOME SMITH
Boffin

Software Developers and Managers shoul dream of NERF

Disney have deals with Lucas Arts how about more NERF tie ins.

Nerf gloves for men, women, gurls, gyrls, burds, and byrd.

NERF ball for gurl

NERF jolt for gyrl

NERF rotator ( disruptor ) for burd

Female-free speaker list causes PHP show to collapse when diversity-oriented devs jump ship

SALOME SMITH
Boffin

Did they offer any cash for a female speaker?

Nice photo, bull and a small man. Where was PHP developed first? Probably Chechnyia where all the good stuff comes from.

How about some NERF reps at the PHP conferences.Preprocessor Hypertext Processor, to refer to the preprocessing of hypertext and the template processing._.

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