* Posts by Joao Pereira

9 posts • joined 6 Sep 2007

Details of all internet traffic should be logged – MEP

Joao Pereira
Big Brother


Its 1984 all over again.

The Cube: Apple's daftest, strangest romance

Joao Pereira

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"It should never have been made - we should be glad it was.", that's my opinion also.

I worked at an Apple certified repair centre at the time, and I have a vivid memory of applying duct tape around the on/off sensor base to reduce sensibility on all the cubes that would inevitably return because of some sort of problem.It was funny how some cubes would boot up just by turning the room lights on.

Also, may I say, that was some gorgeous piece of kit!

nuf said

Mine's the one with the duct tape in the pocket.

Royal Wedding: Prince Charles is a ZX81, Wills is an iPad

Joao Pereira

Just geting my coat

"Just as many ZX81 aficionados would ultimately wind up working in the miserable and soul-destroying IT industry". Nuf said.

US Congress inspects deep packet inspection

Joao Pereira
Paris Hilton

Bangers 'N' Mash?

Don't forget to check the bangers info...

Paris because she bangs!

Taiwan supplier fingered in Apple touch-screen netbook rumor

Joao Pereira

Will it be an SCC? I really doubt that?

It might be small and it might be a computer but it certainly wont be cheap,

It probably wont be a piece of junk and certainly wont be under 500$...

Mine's the one white the apple logo sleek netbook sticking out of the poket.

Judges plead guilty to jailing kids for kickbacks

Joao Pereira

Business as usual?

Mine's the one with "Business as usual?" stamped in the back.

NY policeman plunders US terror watchlist

Joao Pereira

What's the problem with post its?

i mean, a lousy notebook?!

mine's the one with the pencil and notebook in the back pocket...

MIT student walks into airport wearing circuit board and wires

Joao Pereira

Dumb and dumbest

How dunb can americans be? Well they just dont stop to suprising me.... Now who was dumbest in this nice story? that's the real question.

Apple slashes iPhone prices

Joao Pereira

Still mad they didn't invited you?

Stop whining because they didn't sent you a test iPhone, now I can see why!

Keep on patting the zune MS sent you, and be a good sport

Flame on


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