105 posts • joined 6 Sep 2007
I think you'll find that Pinkamena is best pony.
I knew that robot horse was hiding something!
But of course! If you're carrying a knife, you're not carrying a gun, so you'll run faster!
It's just common sense.
Eeeeeyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady!
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
Eh. On its own, Dreamcatcher wasn't too bad - the cabin, for one, was almost exactly how I'd pictured it in my mind. Shredded the novel mind you.
And no bacon scene. :(
Is that a plumber's tinfoil hat?
World of Warcraft beta is a, what, 17gb download? Yes, this will be a thing that'll work.
I wonder who'll end up getting the contracts for defending against the Sonic Rainboom...
Aperture Science; we do what we must, because we can.
An MMO Skyrim-like game?
Civilisation would end overnight.
I'm not angry, just disappointed.
I guess you could say he's been...
Bangor'd to riots.
because the Wii wasn't slim enough already? I call shenanigans!
Clearly this is a desperate costcutting measure because people aren't buying enough Wii!
No sidestepping for you, my lad or ladette. Whilst the stages are quite polygonal, you're stuck on the good old X/Y axis.
I can't help but feel you might've missed the joke ever so slightly.
Able is two syllables.
This has absolutely made my day! Might even have to buy one of the blessed things now.
... get it? See what I did there?
... I managed about 8gb in an hour or so the other night.
I wonder is he's "Insane In The Membrane"?
Even after watching that... 'video', I still don't know what Bing *is*.
I don't understand these reactions.
Surely if you're aware of alternative browsers, you don't need a ballot screen. Or, am I missing something fundamental here?
Man, that episode of Star Trek was actually quite worrisome.
I want to get Win7 now, solely to experience the Button of Screaming Death.
... nothing much else is needed, surely?
"A Ministry of Defence guide to preventing information leaking into the public domain has leaked into the public domain."
That's made my day, that has!
I'm not sure you quite grasp what they mean by Fair Game. Don't think tabletop, think Safari.
So that would be #FFFF00 then?
... nobody cares about Pirate Bay anymore.
Gaah! Good job I'm off to a party tonight - I must obliterate those painful memories...
The Ice Stone has melted!
Truly filesharing is The Thing That Should Not Be.
*and repeat it with me*
Lars Ulrich is a cock.
Sounds like a prick.
"The over-used Terrorism Act of 2000 does not ban photography either, although it does allow police to look at images on phones or cameras during a search to see if they could be useful to a terrorist."
Yes, 'cos that's not subjective at all.
Well maybe by 2040 the bloody thing will be fashionable.
I mean I like the interior but... well I suppose the box won't be going quick enough for inertia to take hold and throw everyone about when it rounds a corner.
Seriously, I'm perhaps one of the three people who *likes* (or at least doesn't loathe) Virgin Media; I'd rather not see them descend to such scum-sucking levels.
... because the tagline didn't give it away soon enough?
To be fair, at least it doesn't look cheap.
"... as someone who grew up on the REAL Transformers that Bay's pretenders are nowhere near as good."
I know, right? They didn't even split in the middle and unleash and little robot from within!
I just called mine Revenant. Outdated as soon as it was put together.
And it's about the only thing that would get me into a church.
"If y'all call a hutch a dresser, what do you call that thing with drawers that hold your underwear?"
... Chest of drawers?
I've never used Twitter in my life. I mean, is there a special app needed for it?
I use my mobile almost exclusively for text messages, and as a PAYG customer mine only cost 3p. Who can do such a deal now?
My sky is falling and I don't like it!
Take pity on those of us out of school who never had legible handwriting.
But on the subject, am I really the only person over the age of 15 who actually likes text messaging? Surely I must be the only one who abbreviates NOTHING.
What the fuck?! As a Brummie, why was I not consulted? I'd tell them where they could shove each and every apostrophe they needlessly removed, the twunts.
This can only be achieved once we find that eluive Narrativium!
... or maybe it's the simple act of a little positive reinforcement.
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