* Posts by John N

3 posts • joined 17 Jul 2019

HP to Xerox: Nope, your $33.5bn bid falls short of our valuation

John N

Hard bargain

Is this going to end up where HP's board begrudgingly accept $36bn but take all the light fittings, blinds and restroom hand dryers with them?

Just a friendly reminder there were no at-the-time classified secrets on Clinton's email server. Yes, the one everyone lost their minds over

John N

Have they got round to making a 12 x 1 hour episodes documentary about this damn email server yet? Something to fill in the schedule gaps around Tipping Point and The Chase.

Bad news: Earth is not going to be walloped by asteroid 2006 QV89. Good news: Boffins have lost sight of it, so all hope is not yet lost

John N

Tracking data typo

Gets to tea time on Sunday 8th Sept and they notice they've had the telescope configuration wrong. "Just pretend we haven't seen that. Too late to start telling folks anyway."

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