* Posts by Player Piano

5 posts • joined 29 Jun 2019

Long-distance dildo devotee deploys ding-dong over data deceit

Player Piano

Re: I believe the appropriate word has already been coined:

Certified Ovary Public

You gotta be kitten me: Pakistan politicos feline silly after filter farce hits purrrfect conference

Player Piano

This explains why she left me though - she was deepfaking it all along.

Player Piano

Re: The female equivalent of the shirtless selfie.-

Also, can you imagine a *man* using a scrubby on the end of a stick to wash his lower back when he is in the bathe?

Also *very* undateable.

Player Piano

Maybe so - but it's not fur lack of trying.

UK.gov whacks export ban on 'grotesque' crab made by famous Brit potter bros

Player Piano

Too late - looks like it got the fugu away.

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