* Posts by Vegemite Sandwich

2 posts • joined 2 May 2019

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

Vegemite Sandwich
Devil

Best April Fool's one I've heard is posting a note on the big departmental Xerox saying something like:

"We have recently upgraded this machine to Xerox's new voice controlled operating system. Please stand nearby and speak your commands loudly and clearly."

Hilarity ensues...

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

Vegemite Sandwich

Re: The stupids have started already

Lol, if we ever run out of all caps, we can blame the Express...

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