* Posts by Val Halla

4 posts • joined 22 Mar 2019

Do Xpect Custard Creams? DXC buys cosy New Jersey data centre, moves in with Credit Suisse

Val Halla

If CSC + HPE = (DXC) - 40000.

Where D=0, what is the value of C?

Humanity gazes into the abyss to get its first glimpse of a black hole

Val Halla

In a galaxy far, far away.....

IT meltdown bank TSB: It's as good a week as any to announce we're taking back control

Val Halla

Re: Migration

And if you want to be really mean... you convert the CEOs and other high-ups bank accounts to the "new" system first so they can acid-test everything they need to do to pay their bills with their shiny new enforced system.

You are a genius and should be running TSB.

Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

Val Halla

Re: or just fixing an "unsolvable" problem

Tusk, Tusk !

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