* Posts by DBH

20 posts • joined 4 Dec 2018

To catch a thief, go to Google with a geofence warrant – and it will give you all the details

DBH

Re: Nothing anywhere proves Googles data is concise or accurate.

I checked my location tracking thing one time after an email from Google invited me to have a look. I saw one day in particular I'd been at a motorsport event near the coast, I'd been in the same place all day. Except, according to Google, about an hour in the afternoon, when I jumped about 50 miles out to sea and back again. I must have not been paying attention because I definitely don't remember doing that

Y2K quick-fix crick? 1920s come roaring back after mystery blip at UK's vehicle licensing agency

DBH

As nice an idea as it is, I'd say 64-bit timestamps more than exceed the resiliancy of your solution

Scientists use machine-learning algorithms to map out 10 billion cells from human bodies in fight against cancer

DBH

Re: Thanks, your ...

I adore how subtle and polite the insults are here. I feel Godwin's law would require the number of messages in this thread to converge on infinity to remain valid

Americans should have strong privacy-protecting encryption ...that the Feds and cops can break, say senators

DBH

Re: Missing a trick

I like your thinking. Let's collaborate. What time does the bar open? I always do better work on my algorithms when I've had a few whiskeys

Brexit bad boy Arron Banks' Twitter account hacked: Private messages put online

DBH

Re: The Streisand Effect

and if they didn't, they do now

We're late and we're unreliable but we won't invalidate your warranty: We're engineers!

DBH

Happy ending

Did you ever figure out who was meant to do the task at hand?

Big Red tells crypto-coin publication: One does not simply call one's website 'OracleTimes'

DBH

Re: But of course

My significant other once made a paper boat and left it on a pond, where it sank. I'd still describe her as a full millihelen

Lies, damn lies, and KPIs: Let's not fix the formula until we have someone else to blame

DBH

The script that decided how many people would be involved with writing and checking the KPI script unfortunately had a cancellation error that resulted in the output being a random number, which by chance was usually about 1

Stalker attacks Japanese pop singer – after tracking her down using reflection in her eyes

DBH

CSI is going to have to step up it's game and start identifying someone from the reflection in the eye of a person who is themselves a reflection in the eye of the subject, we're at least 10 years from catching up with that

When the satellite network has literally gone glacial, it's vital you snow your enemy

DBH

Re: Intermittent interruptions

I'm curious how you discovered the plane one?

Nominet continues milking .uk registry cash cow with 4 per cent price rise for... what exactly?

DBH

Re: Don't worry, it'll all work out

I wonder if the resulting Kingdom of England and Wales will get the .ew TLD

Nominet's new home could be auto-ren.ew

They'd make a killing

Dropbox CEO: I will make your worklife a calmer experience

DBH

Re: Using AI for this task is utter crap.

Today, yes. Come back to this thread in 10 (or 20) years and see if you still agree with yourself. Things are moving terrifyingly quickly in this field

Sleeping Tesla driver wonders why his car ploughed into 11 traffic cones on a motorway

DBH

Re: God loves idiots or He/She wouldn't have made so many of them.

Jesus promised to rid us of evil. Odin promised to rid us of ice giants. I don't see any ice giants, do you? Vote Odin!

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

DBH

Re: Ah the old push-out-the-cd-tray trick

In my experience, sometimes the technicians forget to connect the speakers to many of the servers, in fact quite often the speakers are entirely missing

NPM today stands for Now Paging Microsoft: GitHub just launched its own software registry

DBH

Re: there's something wrong with the entire premise

I'm no expert, but I'm going to say you've had a bad Monday. It's nice out, go for a walk.

Now I do actually agree with your point, but your delivery method gave me a headache.

Hello, tech support? Yes, I've run out of desk... Yes, DESK... space

DBH

Any time I'm the last one out of the office I make my last duty to randomly swap about any wireless mice I find. They all look the same, causes chaos the next morning

What bugs me the most? World+dog just accepts crap software resilience

DBH

Re: "99% of the new features added in the last 10 years are useless, "

The second one sounds better

Android clampdown on calls and texts access trashes bunch of apps

DBH

Re: Call recording too.

I was also a user of ACR. My Android device is asking me regularly to update to the latest major version but I'm putting it off as long as I can so that I can still use ACR. There's absolutely no reason for them to block call recording. I'm sure I remember reading ACR's blog something about Google citing privacy compliance, but that's nonsense. It's perfectly legal for me to record any calls I want in the UK without asking permission of the person I'm talking to, so long as it's for personal use, which it is.

Microsoft decides Internet Explorer 10 has had its fun: Termination set for January 2020

DBH

Re: Browsers

Firefox Developer Edition has fine gain cookie control. I can freely add/remove/edit cookies very easily.

Currently on v65.0b12

No, you haven't gone deaf – the Large Hadron Collider has been wound down for more upgrades

DBH

When then HL-LHC gets turned on in 2026

I expect the universe to immediately vanish, then an upbeat midi track will start playing and be joined by a large illuminated banner that simply reads "Level 2"

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