* Posts by Jay Roller

3 posts • joined 31 Aug 2007

Flying cow destroys minivan

Jay Roller
Coat

Title

"Jumped off 'without warning'.

What kind of warning would one want"

How about "Mooooooooove"?

{coat is already on...}

Nanny agency hacking suspect cuffed

Jay Roller

Another example of...

the nanny state?

Sorry.

Racist Reg hacks slammed for 'vitriolic hatred'

Jay Roller

What about the sheep?

I fail to see any evidence of racism in the article (although I am detecting a serious sense-of-humour failure from the complainant). What worries me, however, is the article seems to support the notion of placing sheep in a vacuum. My Dyson doesn't have a bag, and the hose is quite narrow - I don't think any amount of suction is going to help. Also, does the drag factor differ between a cylinder and an upright? And will it damage the wool? I would imagine that at the very least, it's going to cause a bad fleece day...

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