* Posts by SIP My Drink

7 posts • joined 14 Sep 2018

GPS cyberstalking of girlfriend brings surveillance and indictment for alleged American mobster

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I Know Who Did It Your Honor

Anthony Silvestro (28, aka "Bugz").

'Nuff Said...

Who you gonna call? Avaya grabs $500m investment from RingCentral to cut whopping debts

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But... But... But...

Ayava are the number 2 PBX maker in the world... How...

Yes more people are going hosted but this is nuts...

Newb admits he ran Satori botnet that turned thousands of hacked devices into a 100Gbps+ DDoS-for-hire cannon

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Re: Thank goodness.

Yep... Errr... Nope...

Transport for London Oyster system pulled offline after credential-stuffing crooks board customers' accounts

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Mushroom

That Means The City...

Will fall to its knees... "Sorry Boss, cant come to work - TFL is having a meltdown..."

Accounts whistleblower blackmailed Autonomy for a payoff, Mike Lynch tells High Court

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I Can't Contain Myself...

Like seriously... The drama this case is providing just through The Register alone is so tantalising!

So Important Finance Person whistleblew about dodgy dealings, was cleared of any injustice, was demoted and then sacked... Then got a big payout...

Then a UK Watchdog started getting involved... That alone there is enough comedy for me...

100% of credit to El Reg... Please keep making me laugh...

"INSERT POPCORN EATING GIF HERE"

Amazon probes alleged bribery of staffers for data on e-tail platform

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They will also hand over reviewers' email addresses so "Amazin" marketplace traders can ask reviewers to adjust or delete the review – often in exchange for free products.

Last time I check - I Amazon was hardly amazin' :P

US govt concedes that you can indeed f**k Nazis online: Domain-name swear ban lifted

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Well...

How about TrumpHasFucked.Us?

Wouldn't be too far from the truth... Either way - This could get very interesting yet silly very quickly.

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