* Posts by Wedge2

8 posts • joined 22 Aug 2018

Has science gone too far? Now boffins dream of shining gigantic laser pointer into space to get aliens' attention

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Re: This won't end well...

"They've observed our world, they just classified it under "no intelligent life."

Mostly Harmless.

Happy 60th birthday, video games. Thank William Higinbotham for your misspent evenings

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Spacewar

I remember playing SpaceWar on a PDP-8 in 1972, I think SpaceWar goes back to 1962.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me tea... pigs-in-blankets-flavoured tea

Wedge2

Re: Christmas is essentially Page 71 of the Brand New Monty Python Bok

"Right now, the current fad in the States is pumpkin flavored tea and coffee... <gag>"

In Blighty we had pumpkin beer call 'Good God' from a local micro brewery in the 90's.

Roskosmos admits that Soyuz 'meteorite' hole had more earthly origins

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Rookie error - should have used duct tape.

Half the worlds navy and air force are held together with duct tape.

Do I hear two million dollars? Apple-1 fossil goes on the block, cassettes included

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Image on the monitor looks dodgy. I'll £2.50..

IBM slaps patent on coffee-delivering drones that can read your MIND

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Coat

Has it really come to this...

Don't mean to alarm you – but NASA is about to pummel the planet with huge frikkin' space laser

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Joke

Re: I'm not worried...

"the satellite's only instrument."

Canteen Worker: What's the Death Star?

Darth Vader: This is the Death Star! You're in the Death Star! I run this star!

Canteen Worker: This is a star?

Somerset boozer prepares to declare its inn-dependence from UK

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Pint

I'll drink to that

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