* Posts by A.P. Veening

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Revamped Raspberry Pi OS boasts Wayland desktop and improved imager tool

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I also moved four of my RPi4s across to Bookworm without a problem. However, OpenMediaVault doesn't work with Bookworm yet, so there are still a couple of RPis to do.

Microsoft's 11-year itch: The uncelebrated anniversary of Windows 8

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Re: I had already jumped ship at the time

W2K was very decent indeed, XP only really caught up with it at SP3.

CompSci academic thought tech support was useless – until he needed it

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Re: It just seems that way.

I'm sure you can guess why I no longer do work for Doctors, Lawyers or Politicians.

Doctors and Lawyers I can understand, but when have Politicians ever been educated?

Alien rock remains found not on but deep inside the Earth

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Re: Fascinating stuff

With your silver badge you should have been able to make that a clickable link like xkcd 2840.

Privacy advocate challenges YouTube's ad blocking detection scripts under EU law

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Joke

Of course the earth is round

Heresy, everybody knows the earth is square.

Linus Torvalds releases Linux 6.6 after running out of excuses for further work

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Re: Iron Maiden - Number of the beast

We get to play with magic?

Nah, that will be at 8-8-8 (PTrerry).

Royal College considers no confidence move after Excel recruitment debacle

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Re: Experts

Uuh, quite some radioactive pollution where you live, isn't it...

Not really, counting to twelve on your fingers is done by counting the falanges in your fingers with your thumb, counting to 31 can be done using binary.

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Re: Experts

Then they would have just had to find an NHS manager who could count upto 24 on their fingers (might need 2 managers and half an assistant)

Depending on the system I use, I can count up to 12 or 31 on the fingers of one hand.

Raspberry Pi 5: Hot takes and cooler mistakes

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Re: Overclocked & Overstocked

Make that three ;)

Excel recruitment time bomb makes top trainee doctors 'unappointable'

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Re: "The NHS suffers from a chronic shortage of anesthetists"

Single click and hitting <F2> works as well for renaming, single click and hitting <delete> works as well for deleting. And the buffer between <F2> and <delete> is large enough, at least on my keyboard.

Scripted shortcut caused double-click disaster of sysadmin's own making

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Re: Are you sure

European or African?

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Re: Are you sure

Just use the Any key ;)

Not even the ghost of obsolescence can coerce users onto Windows 11

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Re: not happening

Fact is that, if you want Linux, there are much better options than Mint. Which, as mentioned, is little more than an clone of Ubuntu. Which is one of the worst Linux distros there is.

I have good experiences with Linux Mint Debian Edition.

Lost your luggage? That's nothing – we just lost your whole flight!

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Sounds like MS SQL... One of the few major databases that don't have a mandatory WHERE clause on update/delete level commands.

DB2 has the same problem (but it does warn you by requesting confirmation about updating/deleting all rows of a table).

Techie labelled 'disgusting filth merchant' by disgusting hypocrite

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Re: Ear-vermicide

Nice one, I expected this, but this is a better ear-worm.

Lesson 1: Keep your mind on the ... why aren't the servers making any noise?

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His reaction might cause us enjoyment (Schadenfreude).

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How did your boss react to your solution of the problem?

Techie's quick cure for a curious conflict caused a huge headache

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Re: "Ever done a little thing that made a big mess"

A problem, not his.

How to get a computer get stuck in a lift? Ask an 'illegal engineer'

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Re: Not a lift but…..

Punts just don't sink. And they are even more fun on a lake with sail.

AWS: IPv4 addresses cost too much, so you’re going to pay

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Re: IPv4 I'm selling mine

/24, so 256 public IP addresses?

Make that 254, x.x.x.0 and x.x.x.255 aren't usable.

BOFH: You can be replaced by a robot or get your carbon footprint below Big Dave's

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Re: Error in binary expression at line 61

I haven't encountered the first company yet, where bosses aren't expendable.

UK government faces calls to end IR35 double tax anomaly

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How did you manage to win that latter one? I am pretty sure more Accidental Americans (and permanent expats) would like to know.

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If you do have to take it to tribunal (and win), don't forget to claim all expenses (including time) unnecessarily made through their incompetence.

Bizarre backup taught techie to dumb things down for the boss

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Re: Training?

That is (still) because HR is at the same level of "experience" as Microsoft Office user. HR isn't even qualified to select for it.

Turning a computer off, then on again, never goes wrong. Right?

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Re: Sausage Factory

With all chambers loaded.

I would say with a pistol instead of a revolver.

Nobody does DR tests to survive lightning striking twice

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Hence that one house in every town covered in lightning rods.

In my experience usually a church if there aren't more modern (and higher) high-rises around.

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Re: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

I took the 7 til 2 slot and booked 3 hours of overtime a day, 5 days a week for years.

That is taking malicious compliance to the next level, well played.

Hacking a Foosball table scored an own goal for naughty engineers

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Re: Blank coins

That was a story by Roald Dahl.

Quirky QWERTY killed a password in Paris

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Re: Faux AZERTY

The only real annoyance is "à" which isn't always picked up by auto correct and sometimes require some copy/paste instead.

The trick for "à" is using a dead key lay-out and typing "`" and "a".

NB: "`" is under "~" (and to the left of "1"), at least on my keyboard.

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Re: Paris...

Hope the travel agent was *really* happy!!!

He will have been upon receiving the invoice for all extra costs.

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

Aren't US keyboards more or less unusable in Continental Europe?

I don't think so, I am in Continental Europe and I am using the US International with dead keys lay-out, which is the same as US keyboards but with slightly different settings to make it easier to type diacritics.

Bosses face losing 'key' workers after forcing a return to office

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You never quit until you have another (better) job.

Techie wasn't being paid, until he taught HR a lesson

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Re: Unique keys

... to differentiate themselves from all the other Mohammed Cohens.

There are very few people with that name, Mohammed is a pretty exclusive muslim given name and Cohen is a pretty exclusive Jewish family name.

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Re: Unique keys

>He missed "All names, when rendered in the Latin alphabet have at least one vowel."

And have at least 3 characters

He should have a word with my ex-colleague Robert Ng.

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Re: Unique keys

Wanda Kershaw must be unhappy.

No problem in German, only in English (and American).

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Typical American government stupidity, not including a date of birth in that No Fly List so innocent children (and senior citizens) aren't impacted.

BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business

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BSE spread because cows 'kiss' other cows, and other similar things like licking the same surfaces.

So why did that BSE epidemic stop when they forbade feeding processed offal to cows (and other herbivores)?

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You eat your sausages raw?!

Prions survive heating too damned well, they are already a denatured form of protein. That is the reason BSE spread so quickly.

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Re: It's hard to make fun of AI

It isn't proper and correct legalese without a fair amount of polysyllabic words.

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They probably are old enough, but lost the battle with the office plants.

Now I need a new keyboard.

I finished my drink before I started on the article, didn't expect quite this level so soon in the comments.

Boeing discovers Dreamliner defect, delivery delay decided

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Why revive it, it never died.

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It took me longer than it should have to realise this was about Dreamliner and not Starliner.

By now it has been renamed as Nightmareliner.

Feds, you'll need a warrant for that cellphone border search

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Re: Last time I checked ...

Not only can, will.

I still remember how shocked American travelers were when Brazil enacted some reciprocal legislation and they had to have their fingerprints taken at Brazilian airports when they wanted to enter Brazil.

Seriously, boss? You want that stupid password? OK, you get that stupid password

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Re: Missing part

The user was intelligent; they obviously knew firstly to ask for a password and secondly not to ask for their password to be "Password", "Password1" or "12345678".

With malicious compliance, the latter would have resolved to password "2444666668888888".

Why you might want an email client in the era of webmail

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The email app is supposed to be a productivity tool. You can't say productivity and web based app in the same sentence.

You can, but there has to be a negation in there as well.

That old box of tech junk you should probably throw out saves a warehouse

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Re: The boss chucked mine out

Tell that to the council drones who insist that we have to take all the stage lights down from the lighting bars every year to get them PAT tested (PATted? RAS syndrome!), plus unplugging all the servers, switches, etc...

Just make a video recording of such a council drone insisting on PAT testing such a non-portable and working stage light and make sure it fails the test, thereby making it non-working. Then tell that drone he (or his department) is now liable for the replacement as it was destroyed while undergoing a clearly unnecessary test insisted on by him. When he starts protesting, tell him you got the evidence on video and will make it public if/when necessary.

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Re: The boss chucked mine out

I understand the replacement was quite expensive...

Karma is such a lovely bitch ;)

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Re: TBFOOTYSPHTOBKJIC

Read the article.

First ever 64-bit version of Windows rediscovered … and a C compiler for it too

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Re: Windows ME

In Germany called "Müll Edition" -> translates to "Trash Edition".

Somehow that works very well with the German reputation of never making jokes.

Microsoft will upgrade Windows 10 21H2 users whether they like it or not

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You left out Windows 2000 (or 2K), which was excellent. Windows XP only became good with SP2.