* Posts by jasha

5 posts • joined 15 Aug 2018

Not cool, man: Dixons spanked over discount on luxury 'smart' fridge with wildly fluctuating price


Re: 4k for a fridge?

No toast, no muffins, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!

Found yet another plastic nostalgia knock-off under the tree? You, sir, need an emulator


I'll stick to my old beige plastic

My trusty Miggy still sits on my desk with its accompanying multiscan CRT (Commodore, of course). Much more enjoyable than firing up an emulator on the modern black box that resides at the other end of the desk.

Oh, and there's also a C64 tucked on there too.

Roughly 30 years after its birth at UK's Acorn Computers, RISC OS 5 is going open source


And being able to chuck assembler straight into your basic code. The best BASIC by miles.

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID


Kyden-Titty, Fay

Made me laugh much more than it probably should have.

Samsung Galaxy Note 9: A steep price to pay


Re: Acorn UI

If you left the battery in it, then it may need some rescuing first!

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