* Posts by Psychomech

4 posts • joined 8 Jun 2018

BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret

Psychomech

Re: Learnings

That would be their, not there. ;)

In a touching show of solidarity with the NBA and Blizzard, Apple completely caves to China on HK protest app

Psychomech

Is it just me, or does Tim Cook look exactly like Paul O'Grady? :/

The safest place to save your files is somewhere nobody will ever look

Psychomech

Re: Been There...

I have a sales director that does exactly the same thing. He currently has over 18K emails in his deleted items folder.

He also has 657 emails in his outbox. The reason for these? They are all addressed to him, on delayed delivery, as reminders to himself!

Don’t talk to the ATM, young man, it’s just a machine and there’s nobody inside

Psychomech
Headmaster

FUBAR BUNDY

My brother used to work as a paramedic with the West Midlands Ambulance Service and told me about an acronym that they sometimes used when handing over a patient at the hospital. After scraping somebody up off the road, that was in really bad shape, they would inform the hospital staff that the patient was FUBAR BUNDY (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet).

Just thought i'd share that with you.

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