44 posts • joined 5 Jun 2018
But this guy has plenty
I used to have a dog with no legs...
His name was Cigarette, we'd take him out for a quick drag, every so often.
Lame dog, lame joke, but this has to be the lamest thing I've ever heard.
At ~20 dollarooonies a year, I really don't know how they sleep at night, thieving scumbags.
the Germans taking back control
Have to concur, on my p50 I disabled the pad.
7gb was a lot of money
Just send in Jason Statham to get rid of "meg" infestation
What could possibly go wrong?
Or, rather they do!
<SPOING> - there goes my irony meter
Overhead power point
Someone needs to take a Pause/Break
Are the pictures on FaecesBook ?
One way to get rid of tat-electonic landfill gear
One way to get rid of tat-tectonics landfill gear
Thank duck for auto correct!
"D'nym, Sue" is better (IMO)
Are just two I picked up from podcasts this week
Then it'd run like Billy Whizz
Has the party split?
What is it if a gun isn't involved in a mass shooting?
Only through the colander of faith!
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Shirley, a mug of WD40 is more appropriate.
Not their's you womble, the recipient's
Stone henge, 75 megaliths, that's a long build!
was it not the same system?
Not enough, should shave his head and grovel at the feet of each client begging for forgiveness.
and, one likes hunny, the other doesn't
lousy brain cancer.
Do they have a shark aquarium too?
let's go back to https://web.archive.org/web/19980628145626/http://www.theregister.co.uk:80/
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be!
Something Dynorod should get into?
I imagine you are.
How else are they going to try and flog you a pack of bog roll?
Homeopathy can give you "da feelz" for sure; But when it comes to serious medical problem(s) (none so far) I'm going to see a proper M.D. who doesn't quaaack
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