Posts by Efer Brick

Boss of venerable sect with millions of devoted followers meets boss of venerable sect with... yeah, you get the idea

Almost £5k for a deskslab: Microsoft's Surface Studio 2 hits UK

Apple: You can't sue us for slowing down your iPhones because you, er, invited us into, uh, your home... we can explain

We did Nazi see this coming... Internet will welcome Earth's newest nation with, sigh, a brand new .SS TLD

Happy Thursday! 770 MEEELLLION email addresses and passwords found in yuge data breach

Germany has a problem with the entire point of Amazon's daft Dash buttons – and bans them

Before dipping a toe in the new ThinkPad high-end, make sure your desk is compatible

Excuse me, sir. You can't store your things there. Those 7 gigabytes are reserved for Windows 10

Supernovae may explain mass extinctions of marine animals 2.6 million years ago

Waymo presents ChauffeurNet, a neural net designed to copy human driving

Marriott's Starwood hotels mega-hack: Half a BILLION guests' deets exposed over 4 years

Congrats to Debbie Crosbie: New CEO at IT meltdown bank TSB has unenviable task ahead

Townsfolk left deeply unsatisfied by Bury St Edmunds' 'twig' of a Christmas tree

UK rail lines blocked by unexpected Windows dialog box

Shift-work: Keyboards heaped in a field push North Yorks council's fly-tipping buttons

Manchester man fined £1,440 after neighbours couldn't open windows for stench of dog toffee

Amazon tried to entice Latin American officials with $5m in Kindles, AWS credits for .amazon

F***=off, Google tells its staff: Any mention of nookie now banned from internal files, URLs

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

Building your own PC for AI is 10x cheaper than renting out GPUs on cloud, apparently

UKIP doubled price of condoms for sale at party conference

Developer goes rogue, shoots four colleagues at ERP code maker

Holy macaroni! After months of number-crunching, behold the strongest material in the universe: Nuclear pasta

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It's a mug's game: Watch AI robot grab a cuppa it hasn't seen before

PPI pushers now need consent to cold-call you

A boss pinching pennies may have cost his firm many, many pounds

London's Gatwick Airport flies back to the future as screens fail

Now you can tell someone to literally go f--k themselves over the internet: Remote-control mock-cock patent dies

Boss regrets pointing finger at chilled out techie who finished upgrade early

Click this link and you can get The Register banned in China

Now that's a dodgy Giza: Eggheads claim Great Pyramid can focus electromagnetic waves

Sorry, Neil Armstrong. Boffins say you may not have been first life-form to set foot on the Moon

You wanna be an alpha... tester of The Register's redesign? Step this way

Dudes. Blockchain. In a phone. It's gonna smash the 'commoditization of humanity' or something

Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

Trainee techie ran away and hid after screwing up a job, literally

Android users: Are you ready for the great unbundling?

Four hydrogen + eight caesium clocks = one almost-proven Einstein theory