* Posts by Efer Brick

44 posts • joined 5 Jun 2018

Boss of venerable sect with millions of devoted followers meets boss of venerable sect with... yeah, you get the idea

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No words

But this guy has plenty

https://youtu.be/JkOHDoEkPW0

Almost £5k for a deskslab: Microsoft's Surface Studio 2 hits UK

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Niche

Capiche

Apple: You can't sue us for slowing down your iPhones because you, er, invited us into, uh, your home... we can explain

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I used to have a dog with no legs...

His name was Cigarette, we'd take him out for a quick drag, every so often.

Lame dog, lame joke, but this has to be the lamest thing I've ever heard.

We did Nazi see this coming... Internet will welcome Earth's newest nation with, sigh, a brand new .SS TLD

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"Suffering succotash"

Sylvester

Happy Thursday! 770 MEEELLLION email addresses and passwords found in yuge data breach

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At ~20 dollarooonies a year, I really don't know how they sleep at night, thieving scumbags.

Germany has a problem with the entire point of Amazon's daft Dash buttons – and bans them

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Trollface

Nice to see...

the Germans taking back control

Before dipping a toe in the new ThinkPad high-end, make sure your desk is compatible

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Re: Why does a large touchpad serve no purpose?

Have to concur, on my p50 I disabled the pad.

Excuse me, sir. You can't store your things there. Those 7 gigabytes are reserved for Windows 10

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I remember when

7gb was a lot of money

Supernovae may explain mass extinctions of marine animals 2.6 million years ago

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Overkill

Just send in Jason Statham to get rid of "meg" infestation

Waymo presents ChauffeurNet, a neural net designed to copy human driving

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Drive like 'oomans?

What could possibly go wrong?

Marriott's Starwood hotels mega-hack: Half a BILLION guests' deets exposed over 4 years

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Re: Card numbers

Revolut

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I have my reservations...

Or, rather they do!

Congrats to Debbie Crosbie: New CEO at IT meltdown bank TSB has unenviable task ahead

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"Working Street" ?

<SPOING> - there goes my irony meter

Townsfolk left deeply unsatisfied by Bury St Edmunds' 'twig' of a Christmas tree

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Re: In full respect to the article wording...

Barking mad!

UK rail lines blocked by unexpected Windows dialog box

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Re: "Why a copy of Office is needed on a PC tasked with showing line information is anyone’s guess"

Overhead power point

Shift-work: Keyboards heaped in a field push North Yorks council's fly-tipping buttons

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Someone needs to take a Pause/Break

Manchester man fined £1,440 after neighbours couldn't open windows for stench of dog toffee

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Are the pictures on FaecesBook ?

Amazon tried to entice Latin American officials with $5m in Kindles, AWS credits for .amazon

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One way to get rid of tat-electonic landfill gear

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One way to get rid of tat-tectonics landfill gear

F***=off, Google tells its staff: Any mention of nookie now banned from internal files, URLs

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Thank duck for auto correct!

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

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Re: Your Editor Called To Tell Me

"D'nym, Sue" is better (IMO)

Yours,

Vic t'Itious

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Trudy Llamatits and Wendy Wannacry

Are just two I picked up from podcasts this week

Building your own PC for AI is 10x cheaper than renting out GPUs on cloud, apparently

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Re: No Brainer

Then it'd run like Billy Whizz

UKIP doubled price of condoms for sale at party conference

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Has the party split?

Developer goes rogue, shoots four colleagues at ERP code maker

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Re: A gun is involved in every single mass shooting.

What is it if a gun isn't involved in a mass shooting?

Holy macaroni! After months of number-crunching, behold the strongest material in the universe: Nuclear pasta

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Re: Pastafarian

Only through the colander of faith!

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It's a mug's game: Watch AI robot grab a cuppa it hasn't seen before

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What does a robot want with a cup of tea anyway?

Shirley, a mug of WD40 is more appropriate.

PPI pushers now need consent to cold-call you

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Not their's you womble, the recipient's

A boss pinching pennies may have cost his firm many, many pounds

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FAIL

Pah lightweights!

Stone henge, 75 megaliths, that's a long build!

London's Gatwick Airport flies back to the future as screens fail

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Re: "no redundancy in the internet link"

was it not the same system?

Now you can tell someone to literally go f--k themselves over the internet: Remote-control mock-cock patent dies

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Come again....

err

Boss regrets pointing finger at chilled out techie who finished upgrade early

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Not enough, should shave his head and grovel at the feet of each client begging for forgiveness.

Click this link and you can get The Register banned in China

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Re: Just to be helpful:

and, one likes hunny, the other doesn't

Now that's a dodgy Giza: Eggheads claim Great Pyramid can focus electromagnetic waves

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I went to Egypt and all I got was this ....

lousy brain cancer.

Sorry, Neil Armstrong. Boffins say you may not have been first life-form to set foot on the Moon

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Re: Good!

Do they have a shark aquarium too?

You wanna be an alpha... tester of The Register's redesign? Step this way

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Typical post modern bolx

let's go back to https://web.archive.org/web/19980628145626/http://www.theregister.co.uk:80/

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be!

Dudes. Blockchain. In a phone. It's gonna smash the 'commoditization of humanity' or something

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Blockchain

Something Dynorod should get into?

Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

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If you were the only git in the world

no comment

Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

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Re: "Flew halfway around the world" = "Auckland to Sydney"?

I imagine you are.

Trainee techie ran away and hid after screwing up a job, literally

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FAIL

Just wrong, on so many levels...

Stupid boy

Android users: Are you ready for the great unbundling?

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Re: It's not really their apps, it's Google Play Services

How else are they going to try and flog you a pack of bog roll?

Four hydrogen + eight caesium clocks = one almost-proven Einstein theory

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Re: This is why science rocks

Homeopathy can give you "da feelz" for sure; But when it comes to serious medical problem(s) (none so far) I'm going to see a proper M.D. who doesn't quaaack

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