Re: Line of sight
Used to love getting no work done at a well-known Contractor's office in Old Street. Who linked their remote building in by line of sight microwave from their main office. And when it was foggy.... :)
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Time waits for no man, except for the Captain. I commissioned a DCS control system in the late 80's, on a well-known UK gas terminal. One day I found the client's Instrument/Elec Engineer plonked in front of a display, (a Captain's Chair, hence the nickname) watching the bottom right corner. Every once in a while he'd jump out of his seat, point at the screen and say "There it is!, Done it again!". After a while he came to me to complain that the system clock was wrong. Except it wasn't, it was spot on. So he got me to watch too, and sure enough the on-screen digital clock would get to e.g. xx:00:00 then jump to xx:00:02 or so. I had to explain that the screen display was just a task, like all the other 100+ or so tasks, and its priority was pretty low and due to that it occasionally re-synced itself with the system clock. I'm sure he was still there when I left....
I very much doubt a 1968 vinyl is anywhere near what vinyl can actually do technically. Only a few decent labels turned out quality stuff back then, Decca classical being one. Most of my 60's 70's and 80's vinyl just doesn't hack it really, though the odd CD replacement/remaster etc is usually grotesque in its CD-ness
Had a look around for a non-expert description of how to check if our PCs are vulnerable and if so how to protect them. UEFI discussions get to a mega level of complexity quite rapidly. I was hoping for somethjng like boot-to-bios-configure, check Secure Boot setting, switch it on, sorted. Win 7 Dell Vostro laptops. Cheers in advance!
Re. being laid off and still being needed to Fix Stuff, the old joke is
"There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
Some time later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine fixed, but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge.
He spent a day studying the issue. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and proudly stated, "That's where your problem is". The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The company received a bill for £50,000 from the engineer for his service. They thought this was steep and demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.
The engineer responded with the following account:
Knowing where to put it: £49,999
With the coming of browser checks for https certificates, and warnings when they are not right / expired / chain broke worrying users who don't understand these things, why do people still insist on migrating their sites to https when they have no data traffic worth encrypting? Don't they realise they are creating themselves huge maintenance headaches? Er, that'll be a "no"
Ah, Pr1mos. I remember that. Sort of like VMS but a more human friendly interface. Loved the script language. Used to run a program, inspect the output, grab data from it to feed into next program(s) and iterate until solved. Try doing that with "Apps" or even MS's OS-level script language, which I use so often I can't even recall its name. Also let you do shenanigans, like the chasp in this article.
OK, so, in the days we used to have huge CRT monitors on top of horizontal desktop boxes on the real (wooden) desktop (this was about 1992 or so), keyboard in front, I was also wielding a project data lever-arch file that we also used to use "back then". I managed to whack the CRT with the corner of the lever arch file. I mean, this was a heavy file, and it was a heavy whack. The screen went blank. Oh c*ck, I thought, and thought I had better not do anything but call on the support guys who were very good and one had for exampled secreted some extra memory in there for me once, by getting round "the system". Anyway, aforesaid technie turns up, takes a look at the set-up, leans over, and turns the brightness control up, which was one of the line of controls at the front of the CRT. CRT now working normally. Face red.
I recall working (in 1987) for a well known DCS manufacturer who used a semi-proprietary OS. We used to get sales questions from prospective customers asking how secure it was from virus attacks. We used to jokingly say that if anyone could hack in to the OS and get anything to run, we'd probably hire them as a developer, so arcane was the OS and so difficult to get it to actually do what WE wanted it to. Actually, I quite liked the OS as it was so simples
MS should realise that W10 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and not an end in itself. It should be invisible, reliable, secure, bug free, easy to use, give us one or maybe two consistent ways to run programs or change settings, not many many, not steal our data, not force "upgrades" on us and, oh, do what an OS should which is lie there out of sight and let just us run the applications which we're actually using a computer for in the first place. Jeez I had to hack the registry yesterday to export a Powerpoint slide to jpg at a decent resolution. The average user can't even find that fix much less do it. My wife would have simply turned the machine off.
MS need to shift their entire paradigm and realise where they are in the product development curve and just settle for less. Apple is not a lot better, and getting worse. If I could have truly seamless app level compatibility with Linux, I'd be on Mint or Ubuntu like a flash, but unfortunately there are too many real-world mismatches, and the favoured answer of some to "just run Windows in a virtual machine" is also not real world simple. But Linux is not far off the ideal. No wonder it's used for web servers
I was never fearful of losing an IR35 case, but was very fearful of ever having HMRC coming after "me", since logic has nothing to do with it, in any way shape or form. Never has, never will. Anyone still out there has my utmost admiration for hanging in there. And I couldn't believe Philip Hammond spouting yesterday in response to the rescue of House of Fraser that he wants to update the tax system for the digital age. Be afraid - be very afraid!!
Smart-"Phones" ?! Ha! Voice quality absolutely pants; you'd think in these days of incredible technology they'd get the mic right. My son has the latest i-thing-phone and I can never hear him. Get your act together "phone" makers.
Other beef: DECT phones fightign each other, or fighting smartphones - "No, I can't hear you so I'll turn you up so I can hear you, oh, I'll also turn up the background noise too" "And I'll foof a lot" "Fffff ffff ffffff pub ffff foof ffff fooooffff you know"
@701arvn "HMRC's challenge is to make Contractors pay the tax they should,"
Erm, I and all the contractors I knew did/do pay the tax they "should". Actually, most contractors pay more in tax to the gumment than permies, across corporation tax, dividend taxes and tax on salaries (even low ones). The "big" differences are (i) NICS - and why the helll shoudl I pay big NICS when I don't get the same benefits when I'm out of work (or in my case, long-term sick) and (ii) deferring salary/dividends - but why can I not do exactly what the bigger companies do which is to even out the peaks and troughs of company income. It's not as if I am benefitting in tax because I don't take an income - since I am also not benefitting from the income itself. This whole thing is driven by (i) HMRC scratching around to maximise intake and (ii) jealousy of permies against the high rates contractors get. I always said, if you want Contractor rates, quit and become a contractor, see if you can hack it. Grrrr.
Jeez. I'm retired now (thank God) but this issue of HMRC's stance on MOO still winds me up rotten. I never had a fear of losing an IR35 case but I did have a huge fear of having to fight such as case as HMRC are such [insert your own expletive here]. Of course MOO is relevant, and the judges, not HMRC, are right. It's the one big thing that makes the difference between a contractor and a staffie. Yes, two people may sit next to each other and appear ostensibly to be doing the same work (they might even be doing the same) but one can be sacked just like that, no process, no rights, the other can't. If there's nowt to do, the employer has to make the Staffie redundant. And the continuing division between Employment Law and Tax Law is against all principles of fairness. Everyone, GO NUCLEAR !! (old PCG members know that that means)
"Rest assured that I am extremely glad to be of assistance to you today, and that it is my utmost job to ensure that your happiness is increased following this support interaction. I will ensure you that I will do the necessary and support you in your support needs. I understand that you are unable to get windows 10 to work properly after this hour's massive fucking update. My solution at the moment is that you should reinstall windows."
Oh and, pretty please, PLEEEEZE give me 5 out of 5 performance stars on the survey we'll foist onto you in a minute
It's one of the reasons I stick with M$ OSs (and W7 fo rthat matter) since there's always plenty of 3rd party help / programs and always someone who's been there before. Woody's site is a classic. So I doubt I shall ever change the habit pf a lifetime and start asking M$ for help. Since I'm also not buying a Surface. Nice product, but worse hassle than Apple to get fixed if it breaks
First rule I learned when I moved to a professional software support role was: Never Update Your Users Until You Are Sure That The Release Is A Stable One. That's why I said No (and still am) to Win 10.
In fact, I personally think "updating" a Windoze machine is a bad idea and for my personal machine would only ever buy a new one designed for the OS in question. For example, I dread what problems the NHS are goign to have in upgrading to Win10. For goodness sake, Win 7 from XP usually produced a machine slower than a very slow thing
Jeezo am I glad I'm retired now and no longer have to be concerned about IR35. My commiserations to those who still need to worry. It's time the entire contractor workforce adopted what we used to call on the PCG boards (RIP) the "Nuclear Option". I get caught, you get hit for holiday pay etc etc. HMRC are just wilfully blind when it comes to the fact that a Contractor and a Staffie sittign next to each other migh tbe doing the same "tasks" but they sure as hell aren't doing the same "job". One can be let go at a moment's notice, has no holiday or sick pay (especially sick pay, as I know to my loss - 14 months out of work), the other has to have his/her employer go through hoops of Employment Law before they can consider sacking them. Shurely it's time that Employment and Tax Law were unified. Shurely it's against one "Human Rights" to be taxed as one but not employed as the other or v/v
This just strikes me as the usual modern-day hype and bright-idea-ing by some ivory tower "strategic thinker". Mark my words - this will never happen in the timescale suggested. Eventually, it might but in the end it will require money, lots of it, and not just for the kit, but also for the meeelions of extra OR/whoever staff they'll need to deploy it all. Where's that money going to come from? And this from a company that is just sacking several thousand employees (OK, not the same skills but the guys at the sharp end need decent backroom and admin staff too). And this is before they start on thinking about what they'll do with us rural bods. Yes, I have copper so according to one post: "Technically, nobody in range for copper should be out of range for fibre. The physics just don't support that." Yebbut, physics and OR and costs and real-world speeds don't always tie up. I can get ADSL at ~ 3Mbps but am too far away from the cab for VDSL which drops off speed per 100 metres a lot faster than ADSL. I would dearly love this to work out as it'd mean I get a decent broadband service too, but I ain't holdin' my breath
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