* Posts by pgeuk

3 posts • joined 16 Apr 2018

Hundred-million Kiwi Oracle project on hold after Deloitte review


Deloitte have just built a swanky new building in Wellington. No prizes for guessing where they spent the money from this failed project eh?

Get drinking! Abstinence just as bad for you as getting bladdered


Ballmer curve?

Does this mean the XKCD "Ballmer peak" cartoon was more accurate than anticipated?

El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot


Re: Eh.. Get an office Jnr its easier....maybe

I think this has been done by the Germans and rather nicely it I say so myself.

Do a google image search on 'oktober bierfest barmaid' if you need further convincing that outsourcing this requirement is a sound proposal.

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