* Posts by Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

10 posts • joined 12 Apr 2018

Your software hates you and your devices think you're stupid

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

Re: >> Thats why you play CDs on a PC

Easiest to buy the CD, place in attic, download from piratebay

Systemd-free Devuan Linux looses version 2.0 release candidate

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

Re: I don't understand...

> ...and then you tested all packages and fixed the ones which are now broken?

You would only do that if you were building a distribution. I guess the OP has tested all the packages the OP is using. Devuan are doing the test-all-packages thing and look how long that is taking.

T-Mobile owner sends in legal heavies to lean on small Brit biz over use of 'trademarked' magenta

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

I Have a trade mark on black so all you people on the dark side of the planet owe me money.

No top-ups, please, I'm a millennial: Lightweight yoof shunning booze like never before

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

Re: re: If you're still doing it when you're 40, you're probably a barrister.

> PPE grads take note.

PPE grads take note: everyone else knows what your plan is so keep quiet about your PPE degree if you want to get on in the normal world.

Let's be Frank: Bloke drags Google to the US Supreme Court over $8.5m privacy payout

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

Simple to compensate the vast majority of victims

Just make Google credit $1 to every Google Play account.

Newsworthy Brit bank TSB is looking for a head of infrastructure

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

Dear TSB

I'm free,

Sincerely

Coco the Clown

Yay, you've won your Fitbit lawsuit, folks. But, lawyers, about those filet mignon expenses...

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

Re: 625 million claimants?

Easy, just make Google put 5 cents into every Google Play account.

Samsung-backed gizmo may soon juice up your smartphone over the air

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

240V is transmitted safely all around my house already. Oh, you meant wirelessly.

SpaceX finally Falcon flings NASA's TESS into orbit

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

Arithmetic

If you're going to count Falcon Heavy as three launches instead of one you have to remember to subtract the one before adding the three : 27 launches not 28.

'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark

Mr Youmustbe Fuckingjoking

Stupid buggers

got my address mixed up with someones elses

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