* Posts by Ken Shabby

15 posts • joined 7 Apr 2018

You're legit and you know you are... Thanks to chanting racist footie fans, linking to dodgy stuff isn't necessarily illegal (well, in Europe)

Ken Shabby

Re: Those Hungarians all say the darndest things...

You are hereby charged that on the 28th day of May, 1970, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

Take my advice and stop using Rubik's Cubes to prove your intelligence

Ken Shabby

Re: 1970's black-and-white

How can you forget the Lime Green?

I can't, not now.

Dog with 'psychotic tendencies' escapes home to poop on his neighbours' pillows

Ken Shabby

"we will seal the hole when we find it."

Offer it a biscuit, it'll be at the other end.

What now, Larry? AWS boss insists Amazon will have dumped Oracle database by end of 2019

Ken Shabby

Re: In Ten Years Oracle Will Be Wanged...

At least my Wang never went down, I presume it was because Wang cared.

Tech bosses talk kids' books! Could they show a glimmer of humanity? You only get one guess

Ken Shabby
Black Helicopters

Re: A more relevant book comes to mind...

Charlotte's Web of Lies & Deceit

Alphabet gives bipedal robots the Schaft 'cos no one wants to buy its creepy machine maker

Ken Shabby

Re: After the Google acquisition, it completely clammed up

Elevate! Elevate!

Sorry, Mr Zuckerberg isn't in London that day. Or that one. Nope. I'd give up if I were you

Ken Shabby

Re: Glad I'm not him

and so is my wife

Bright spark dev irons out light interference

Ken Shabby
Angel

Re: Have you ever put something apparently useless to good use?

Once is enough...

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

Ken Shabby
Go

Personally, I often use Burton, Ernie...

Burt Nurney is that you?

Duncan Doughnut

Linux kernel 'give me root, now' security hole sighted, dubbed 'Mutagen Astronomy'

Ken Shabby
Coat

Re: Thanks for clarifying.

Nah, it was Private Data

30-up: You know what? Those really weren't the days

Ken Shabby

Re: Screens

Similar to the Mark/Sense system was the IBM Port-A-Punch machine, cards but with real holes created by hand via semi punched holes and a stylus (plus a mat with holes in a plastic holder), 40 columns only, any denser an I suspect adjacent un punched holes would fall out. I still remember the codes.

Graduated to the hand keypunch card machine and then luxury... the IBM 029 Keypunch. (Woo Hoo)

Still hate vi though... (came to it after Emacs, sorry, no contest)

Russia: The hole in the ISS Soyuz lifeboat – was it the crew wot dunnit?

Ken Shabby
Coat

Nut Screws Washer and Bolts

Astronaut in space station shame.

Python joins movement to dump 'offensive' master, slave terms

Ken Shabby
Devil

Re: Daemons

especially when invoked...

BBC websites down tools and head outside into the sun for a while

Ken Shabby
Coat

Re: Scary

"Muffin the Mule with Annette Mills (who writes the songs) and Ann Hogarth (who pulls the strings)."

For free, I would have paid good money to see that.

Ass-troplastic! Printing parts from p.. er... human waste

Ken Shabby
Coat

Inferior?

They would never make the best parts, possibly the number twos.

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