* Posts by Chloe Cresswell

275 posts • joined 24 Aug 2007

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Hunt for Planet X finds yet another planetoid, just not the right one

Chloe Cresswell

I don't know, we'll have to ask... Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century *strikes pose!*

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Planet X?

Are we short of Illudium Phosdex, "the shaving cream atom"?

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A basement of broken kit, zero budget – now get the team running

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Or was the budget spent on hiring the one person?

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Milton Keynes: Come for roundabouts, stay for near-gigabit broadband

Chloe Cresswell

Re: Openreach

Client has BT FTTP - got 80/20. Upgraded to to the full 300/30 got.. 80/20. He moved before they actually got their act in gear..

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2-bit punks' weak 40-bit crypto didn't help Tesla keyless fobs one bit

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Re: Problem-solution dichotomy

After having my keyless mondeo stolen in <25 seconds in August, getting into a keyless car for me now is:

Unlock car.

Open door.

Unlock disklok and remove from steering wheel...

So much time saved! :(

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Fast food, slow user – techie tears hair out over crashed drive-thru till

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Re: Very Good Answer...

Christmas time - tinsel on monitor. Often ending up with bits of tinsel _in_ monitors :(

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Surprise! VAT, customs likely to get a bit trickier in a Brexit no-deal world

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Re: Can anyone

Don't forget "- We can set up trade deals that benefit us, and not be told what tariffs/taxes to charge to benefit someone else."

Sure, it'll benefit us, not the other party in the deal, I'm sure... *laughs*

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Google risks mega-fine in EU over location 'stalking'

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Re: "I love when I open maps at home, it automatically centres me on a place in wales"

My other line, same ISP, shows the location of the end of the line. So does every other connection with that ISP.

Have no idea why the IP for this line only does this. I just laugh at it.

As for dynamic, nope, all of them are static allocations.

The IPv6 shows Ireland, but that is correct, as that's where my IPv6 does indeed come out.

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Re: RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

To be fair, you'll probably take out grimsby and hull at once if you go for goole with a decent device...

Speaking as someone who lives in the area, it would be an improvement, and would deal with my stress issues ;)

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Re: It is also wifi

I love when I open maps at home, it automatically centres me on a place in wales.. I'm in lincolnshire. Isn't geolocation so wonderful!

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Re: RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

While I believe this is a typo, I do support nuking Goole... :)

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UK chip and PIN readers fall ill: Don't switch off that terminal!

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Re: Cash on the barrel head

on Friday, Big Johns in Birmingham for myself. They even have a "report it if you don't get a receipt" policy.

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UK.gov to tech industry: Hands up who can help cut teachers' admin

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"has to be solid".

I think the older IT school kids were sort of spoilt there.. Is any modern hardware going to last as long as a BBC B?

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Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you

Chloe Cresswell

Re: what the fuck does PC LOAD LETTER mean?

I haven't had that with a copier.. But HP laserjets? Yes.

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Think tank calls for post-Brexit national ID cards: The kids have phones so what's the difference?

Chloe Cresswell

Re: No Excuses!

Would I need 2 of them again, as that's what the last system required me to have.. 2 cards, with different names/etc on them.

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Re: FFS - NO

Last time this came up, I was told I'd need 2 ID cards with 2 sets of details on them - sort of made a mockery of the system in one statement at the time.

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Re: Not this crap again

Last time this came up, I was told I would need 2 ID cards, with different names and genders on them.. and that the system would be designed to handle a single person having 2 cards.

I thought that it rendered an ID system useless, and wonder if the same will happen with this version too....

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ReactOS 0.4.9 release metes out stability and self-hosting, still looks like a '90s fever dream

Chloe Cresswell

Well, I'll leave that sort of question to the Marquis de Carabas....

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First thought on reading this was..

"Widdershins is anticlockwise, Richard."

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♫ The Core i9 clock cycles go up. Who cares where they come down?

Chloe Cresswell

Re: The song the headline refers to...

Don't forget...

In German, or English, I know how to count down

And I'm learning Chinese!... :)

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Oldest swinger in town, Slackware, notches up a quarter of a century

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Re: First distro here as well

Mine too, in a weird way: I worked in a small computer shop, and a regular came in with the walnut creek 1996 cd set and asked if we could install it for him.

I took it home with a compaq 485sx25, and I still have that CD set in a rack on the wall in my computer room. Stuck with it for many, many years.

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Tech team trapped in data centre as hypoxic gas flooded in. Again

Chloe Cresswell

Is this where people look up the time Cambridge Uni had a halon dump in their mainframe room?

And also found out at the same time there was plumbers grease in the halon vent pipes.. the hard way.

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East Midlands network-sniffer wails: Openreach, fix my outage-ridden line

Chloe Cresswell

There's a set of these engineers in my area - as we do support for multiple local customers the weirder faults where we see them often now start with the OR engineer going "I've met you before, haven't I...?"

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Up in arms! Arm kills off its anti-RISC-V smear site after own staff revolt

Chloe Cresswell

I've got the Babylon 5 version in my head now:

You should never hand someone a gun unless you're sure where they'll point it.

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UK.gov IT projects that are failing: Verify. Border control. 4G for blue-light services. We can go on

Chloe Cresswell

Well, of course. It's a BBC. Anything designed to try to offset complete destruction by school kids is perfect for government work.. ;)

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Wouldn't it be quicker to list current government projects with an IT part that was on target?

Seems that would be the shorter list...

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Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

Chloe Cresswell

Re: Cash, always

Got to love the thumbs down - the only way I can get cash is at a bank counter, so it's actually really difficult to get cash to carry around, so unless you can get the bank multiple times a week, yes, for some of us cash is really hard to keep and use unless you feel like carrying a few hundred on you at all times.

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Re: Cash, always

Cash.. I use when I have it, but I don't want to carry around £200 constantly to fill up twice a week. I think I'm more likely to have a problem then.. Plus the cheapest fuel around me is Asda, so card only/unmanned station.

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Re: "British petrol stations went fully self-service at least 30 years ago"

Friend of mine has a garage, used to do petrol. When he did, it was full service. The insurance was cheaper for him to have him or his mum run the pump, then how much it cost to insure for the general public to do so...

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I've got the same combination on my luggage!

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Amazon, eBay and pals agree to Europe's other GDPR: Generally Dangerous Products Removed from websites

Chloe Cresswell

Re: Define Dangerous Please

For lighting/etc type items "Has Big Clive bought it" might be a starting criteria.. ;)

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Intel confirms it’ll release GPUs in 2020

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Re: i740 for sale

We used to use them at my first IT job, we had 4. We never ordered any more. 1 of them was thrown out still in it's antistatic shipping box...

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If this is their first discrete GPU, what was the i740? (Apart from crap..)

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OnePlus 6 smartphone flash override demoed

Chloe Cresswell

Re: So what

Physical access you say.. Sounds like a good point to be someone running USB charging sockets in say, an airport?

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Comcast's mega-outage 'solution'... Have you tried turning your router off and on again?

Chloe Cresswell

Re: Duh!!!

Well, given the US market for this stuff, did they have much of a choice but comcast?

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Visa Europe fscks up Friday night with other GDPR: 'God Dammit, Payment Refused'

Chloe Cresswell

Re: Cash?

I doubt that will happen... How will the politicians get their brown envelopes filled with no electronic trail then?

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BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

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Re: Hazard creation

Friend of mine is banned from filling out an accident report at work, it has to be filled out for him.

The reason? When they had a physical accident report book, he had an accident. When filling out the book, he managed to cut himself on the accident book...

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About to install the Windows 10 April 2018 Update? You might want to wait a little bit longer

Chloe Cresswell

Neighbour's laptop updated on sat morning, did exactly this, friend in ca.us just posted on twitter they have the same was was able to tell them what they need to get and do.

I'm expecting some more.

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Tech support made the news after bomb squad and police showed up to 'defuse' leaky UPS

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Re: We shut down central Edinburgh with a fridge

It's still used in fridges.

There are 2 main kinds of fridge: Compressor and Heat Exchanger.

Domestic fridges are compressor based, but heat exchanger ones are still made. Mostly for camping. All you need is heat to make them work due to the way the refrigerant works. Ammonia works well at this.

You add heat on one side from a gas flame, or a 240V heater, or a 12V heater, and bingo, fridge works.

No real moving parts, so ideal for a small fridge.

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It's true – it really is grim up north, thanks to Virgin Media. ISP fined for Carlisle cable chaos

Chloe Cresswell

So let me get this right:

They don't care about their existing network/maintenance.

But now they don't care about new networks/installs either.

Makes perfect sense.

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Admin needed server fast, skipped factory config … then bricked it

Chloe Cresswell

Re: 80186

My 80186 based machine was the 512 copro in my BBC master...

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Google Pay heads for the desktop... and, we fear, an inevitable flop

Chloe Cresswell

I don't have contactless cards, I do use it via my phone though.

You have to unlock the phone to use the payment, where as just having a contactless card is enough to use it..

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My PC is on fire! Can you back it up really, really fast?

Chloe Cresswell

Re: I recall even my mum (a bit like Dilmom) telling me a fire story

We had a client which printed balloons. High carbon content ink dust and AT format PCs.

Got a call one day that there were flames coming out of the PC under the desk, and what to do.

"Can you reach the power socket on the wall above your desk?" "yes" "turn it off and get the hell out of there!"

(my back up plan was "get out of there and turn the isolator on the outside of the portacabin office")

When we got the machine to look at, the PSU was toast, but everything else worked with a new PSU, so we assumed it was the carbon ink dust that ignited for some reason, but it still ranks as the weirdest call I've had.

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NASA dusts off FORTRAN manual, revives 20-year-old data on Ganymede

Chloe Cresswell

Re: Paper tape anyone?

What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.

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Windows 10 April 2018 Update lands today... ish

Chloe Cresswell

Ahh, advances. I have a 5 year old HP i7 that does the same sort of thing. It's running mint atm too.

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Re: phone lines cables are made of copper

Used to be around one area I work where we had the lot. Copper to start, aluminium for middle buildings, and TPON to copper on the furthest.

They took the TPON link out 2 years ago. So we can now get adsl there...

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'Your computer has a virus' cold call con artists on the rise – Microsoft

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How does the system know the number is being spoofed?

I once had a call from 1234567890. Becuase the internataional info had not been setup properly in .ve. So it was 100% conviced it was sending the valid phone number.

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McDonald's tells Atos to burger off: Da da da da da, we're lobbing IT ...

Chloe Cresswell

16th for me.. https://twitter.com/ChloeRaccoon/status/985976537148256257

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UK consumer help bloke Martin Lewis is suing Facebook over fake ads

Chloe Cresswell

Re: "... he should report any adverts ..."

Not to mention he can only report them when he knows about them, and due to FB's algorithms, I doubt they show these scam adverts to Martin himself very often...

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Time to ditch the front door key? Nest's new wireless smart lock is surprisingly convenient

Chloe Cresswell

Re: did you notify your Home Insurance Provider?

I had a client move into a shared office building for a couple of months, I advised the building owners to clean the pad.

4 numbers clearly dirty, 1 and 9 were part of them.

So by most people's normal choice of a date there were 2 combinations that would open the doors.

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