I don't know, we'll have to ask... Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century *strikes pose!*
275 posts • joined 24 Aug 2007
Are we short of Illudium Phosdex, "the shaving cream atom"?
Or was the budget spent on hiring the one person?
Client has BT FTTP - got 80/20. Upgraded to to the full 300/30 got.. 80/20. He moved before they actually got their act in gear..
Re: Problem-solution dichotomy
After having my keyless mondeo stolen in <25 seconds in August, getting into a keyless car for me now is:
Unlock disklok and remove from steering wheel...
So much time saved! :(
Re: Very Good Answer...
Christmas time - tinsel on monitor. Often ending up with bits of tinsel _in_ monitors :(
Re: Can anyone
Don't forget "- We can set up trade deals that benefit us, and not be told what tariffs/taxes to charge to benefit someone else."
Sure, it'll benefit us, not the other party in the deal, I'm sure... *laughs*
Re: "I love when I open maps at home, it automatically centres me on a place in wales"
My other line, same ISP, shows the location of the end of the line. So does every other connection with that ISP.
Have no idea why the IP for this line only does this. I just laugh at it.
As for dynamic, nope, all of them are static allocations.
The IPv6 shows Ireland, but that is correct, as that's where my IPv6 does indeed come out.
To be fair, you'll probably take out grimsby and hull at once if you go for goole with a decent device...
Speaking as someone who lives in the area, it would be an improvement, and would deal with my stress issues ;)
Re: It is also wifi
I love when I open maps at home, it automatically centres me on a place in wales.. I'm in lincolnshire. Isn't geolocation so wonderful!
While I believe this is a typo, I do support nuking Goole... :)
Re: Cash on the barrel head
on Friday, Big Johns in Birmingham for myself. They even have a "report it if you don't get a receipt" policy.
"has to be solid".
I think the older IT school kids were sort of spoilt there.. Is any modern hardware going to last as long as a BBC B?
Re: what the fuck does PC LOAD LETTER mean?
I haven't had that with a copier.. But HP laserjets? Yes.
Re: No Excuses!
Would I need 2 of them again, as that's what the last system required me to have.. 2 cards, with different names/etc on them.
Re: FFS - NO
Last time this came up, I was told I'd need 2 ID cards with 2 sets of details on them - sort of made a mockery of the system in one statement at the time.
Re: Not this crap again
Last time this came up, I was told I would need 2 ID cards, with different names and genders on them.. and that the system would be designed to handle a single person having 2 cards.
I thought that it rendered an ID system useless, and wonder if the same will happen with this version too....
Well, I'll leave that sort of question to the Marquis de Carabas....
First thought on reading this was..
"Widdershins is anticlockwise, Richard."
Re: The song the headline refers to...
In German, or English, I know how to count down
And I'm learning Chinese!... :)
Re: First distro here as well
Mine too, in a weird way: I worked in a small computer shop, and a regular came in with the walnut creek 1996 cd set and asked if we could install it for him.
I took it home with a compaq 485sx25, and I still have that CD set in a rack on the wall in my computer room. Stuck with it for many, many years.
Is this where people look up the time Cambridge Uni had a halon dump in their mainframe room?
And also found out at the same time there was plumbers grease in the halon vent pipes.. the hard way.
There's a set of these engineers in my area - as we do support for multiple local customers the weirder faults where we see them often now start with the OR engineer going "I've met you before, haven't I...?"
I've got the Babylon 5 version in my head now:
You should never hand someone a gun unless you're sure where they'll point it.
UK.gov IT projects that are failing: Verify. Border control. 4G for blue-light services. We can go on
Well, of course. It's a BBC. Anything designed to try to offset complete destruction by school kids is perfect for government work.. ;)
Wouldn't it be quicker to list current government projects with an IT part that was on target?
Seems that would be the shorter list...
Re: Cash, always
Got to love the thumbs down - the only way I can get cash is at a bank counter, so it's actually really difficult to get cash to carry around, so unless you can get the bank multiple times a week, yes, for some of us cash is really hard to keep and use unless you feel like carrying a few hundred on you at all times.
Re: Cash, always
Cash.. I use when I have it, but I don't want to carry around £200 constantly to fill up twice a week. I think I'm more likely to have a problem then.. Plus the cheapest fuel around me is Asda, so card only/unmanned station.
Re: "British petrol stations went fully self-service at least 30 years ago"
Friend of mine has a garage, used to do petrol. When he did, it was full service. The insurance was cheaper for him to have him or his mum run the pump, then how much it cost to insure for the general public to do so...
I've got the same combination on my luggage!
Amazon, eBay and pals agree to Europe's other GDPR: Generally Dangerous Products Removed from websites
Re: Define Dangerous Please
For lighting/etc type items "Has Big Clive bought it" might be a starting criteria.. ;)
Re: i740 for sale
We used to use them at my first IT job, we had 4. We never ordered any more. 1 of them was thrown out still in it's antistatic shipping box...
If this is their first discrete GPU, what was the i740? (Apart from crap..)
Re: So what
Physical access you say.. Sounds like a good point to be someone running USB charging sockets in say, an airport?
Well, given the US market for this stuff, did they have much of a choice but comcast?
I doubt that will happen... How will the politicians get their brown envelopes filled with no electronic trail then?
Re: Hazard creation
Friend of mine is banned from filling out an accident report at work, it has to be filled out for him.
The reason? When they had a physical accident report book, he had an accident. When filling out the book, he managed to cut himself on the accident book...
Neighbour's laptop updated on sat morning, did exactly this, friend in ca.us just posted on twitter they have the same was was able to tell them what they need to get and do.
I'm expecting some more.
Re: We shut down central Edinburgh with a fridge
It's still used in fridges.
There are 2 main kinds of fridge: Compressor and Heat Exchanger.
Domestic fridges are compressor based, but heat exchanger ones are still made. Mostly for camping. All you need is heat to make them work due to the way the refrigerant works. Ammonia works well at this.
You add heat on one side from a gas flame, or a 240V heater, or a 12V heater, and bingo, fridge works.
No real moving parts, so ideal for a small fridge.
So let me get this right:
They don't care about their existing network/maintenance.
But now they don't care about new networks/installs either.
Makes perfect sense.
My 80186 based machine was the 512 copro in my BBC master...
I don't have contactless cards, I do use it via my phone though.
You have to unlock the phone to use the payment, where as just having a contactless card is enough to use it..
Re: I recall even my mum (a bit like Dilmom) telling me a fire story
We had a client which printed balloons. High carbon content ink dust and AT format PCs.
Got a call one day that there were flames coming out of the PC under the desk, and what to do.
"Can you reach the power socket on the wall above your desk?" "yes" "turn it off and get the hell out of there!"
(my back up plan was "get out of there and turn the isolator on the outside of the portacabin office")
When we got the machine to look at, the PSU was toast, but everything else worked with a new PSU, so we assumed it was the carbon ink dust that ignited for some reason, but it still ranks as the weirdest call I've had.
Re: Paper tape anyone?
What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.
Ahh, advances. I have a 5 year old HP i7 that does the same sort of thing. It's running mint atm too.
Re: phone lines cables are made of copper
Used to be around one area I work where we had the lot. Copper to start, aluminium for middle buildings, and TPON to copper on the furthest.
They took the TPON link out 2 years ago. So we can now get adsl there...
How does the system know the number is being spoofed?
I once had a call from 1234567890. Becuase the internataional info had not been setup properly in .ve. So it was 100% conviced it was sending the valid phone number.
16th for me.. https://twitter.com/ChloeRaccoon/status/985976537148256257
Re: "... he should report any adverts ..."
Not to mention he can only report them when he knows about them, and due to FB's algorithms, I doubt they show these scam adverts to Martin himself very often...
Re: did you notify your Home Insurance Provider?
I had a client move into a shared office building for a couple of months, I advised the building owners to clean the pad.
4 numbers clearly dirty, 1 and 9 were part of them.
So by most people's normal choice of a date there were 2 combinations that would open the doors.