* Posts by Steve Roper

930 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Feb 2007

Southampton chap lodges todger in steel pipe

Steve Roper
Dead Vulture

You gotta wonder at the El Reg mods' mentality

when they publish a mindless post like "Giggity... giggity" but deem my list of "10 reasons why a steel pipe is better than a woman" unsuitable for publication... go figure!

Steve Roper
Coffee/keyboard

Good one!

Thanks for that ;)

Google gets all Minority Report with Street View

Steve Roper
Go

They'll have problems with this in Australia

Back in the 90s, a national TV station here used video overlays to display their own advertisments over the top of the billboards placed around the boundary in football and cricket matches. The national football and cricket associations took the station to court over it, because the revenue from the boundary billboards funded them and they were not paid any revenue from the station's overlays. The court ruled in favour of the sporting associations and ordered that TV stations could not obscure the boundary billboards when broadcasting games.

So here we have a nice precedent already set in case history should Google decide to plaster competitors' ads all over your business in Street View. I know my company, for one, would certainly take Google to court over it if we saw ads for rival companies planted in front of our business!

Sony readies family-friendly internet access gadget

Steve Roper

Looking at the shape

I can straight away see one major design flaw - it's thicker at the bottom than at the top. So if you lie it flat, the screen's going to be tilted AWAY from you, and it's hard to see how Sony can reconcile that with an "esy-to-read" viewing angle!

No more dirty phone calls

Steve Roper

Wouldn't work

Those drug tests are so incredibly sensitive that even if you washed the phone 500 times with Dettol and a wire scourer they'd still detect it. At a police open day in Adelaide a few years ago they did a demonstration with cannabis detection on a plain white glazed bathroom tile. They rubbed an ordinary bud of weed against the tile, put this liquid on it, and it turned deep red where the bud had contacted the tile. They then put the tile through a *surgical instrument steriliser* for 5 minutes and ran the test again. The test liquid still turned pale pink in the areas where the cannabis had been.

It's amazing how effectively technology can be perverted by megolmaniacs seeking to use it to efficiently control people's life choices...

Steve Roper
Thumb Up

In other news

The Telephone Sanitisers' Union has called for strike action in the wake of the release of a new waterproof phone, which they claim will put thousands of telephone sanitisers out of work. With hopes that the recent study showing that phones carry 500 times more bacteria than a toilet would increase demand for services, the TSU says that the release of a waterproof phone would encourage people to sanitise their phones themselves. This, they claim, due to lack of training in telephone sanitisation techniques, could potentially result in millions being wiped out due to virulent diseases contracted from dirty telephones.

Meanwhile, the Space Ministry's new "B" Ark project is nearing completion and officials say it could be ready for launching as soon as...

Gumtree gives up on dating AND casual sex

Steve Roper

It's illegal either way

Even though the feminists hate it, the anti-discrimination laws can be used both ways. Someone should take IE to court over it: join up, pay your 100 quid, claim you were discriminated against on the basis of gender, and get the lawyers and magistrates involved. We need to bring bastards like this to justice because men do not do enough as it is to oppose the endemic anti-male discrimination taking place in our society.

I'll check to see if this site operates in Australia. If it does, I'll take the bastards to court my bloody self!

Slovakian flies to Dublin with 90 grams of explosive

Steve Roper
Big Brother

Coming soon...

Those of us who have the temerity to speak out for civil liberties and criticise the government or police will be used as "test subjects", this time with the notable absence of any telephone calls to other countries' police departments concerning the "test". Nice way for free democratic governments to rid themselves of "dissidents" without tarnishing their free democratic image now, isn't it?

Photographers, civil liberties activists, and conscientious objectors, beware.

Hacker pierces hardware firewalls with web page

Steve Roper
Boffin

PEBKAC

I also use and love NoScript. But as a web developer I can tell you it's trivial to develop a website entirely in Javascript that displays a simple "This site requires Javascript enabled" message to a NoScript user. If that user has been given the impression that the site contains something he or she wants, they'll automatically reach for that NoScript Options button and select "Allow shitsite.com" without a second thought.

Granted, you might be savvy enough to think "Why does simply showing me some info require Javascript?" but depending on how badly you want that info, even you might be prepared to at least "Temporarily allow..." just one time to see what it is. Furthermore, this attack involves form submission. It's far from unusual for forms pages to require Javascript for dynamic option updating and on-enter form validation, and even a tech-savvy user thinking he's signing up for some useful service would be taken in.

NoScript is only as good as the person using it, and with its use becoming more prevalent, the blackhats will become ever more creative in finding ways of meat-hacking people into selecting that much-desired "Allow shitsite.com" option.

Outrageous new means of megastar demise spotted

Steve Roper
Thumb Up

Seconded

The Beetle Fart is now the new El Reg standard unit of force!

Record-fine Napsterer wants retrial with RIAA

Steve Roper
Thumb Up

That, sir, is a bloody masterpiece.

El Reg, you need to repost Graham's comment as an article on your main page. Failing that - Graham, I would like your permission to reproduce your comment on my blog, with proper credit and a link to a website of your choice. Please let me know, if this is OK - how you would like to be credited and what link you want.

Such a well-written discourse on the obscenity that is modern copyright law deserves permanent exposure in places more easily reached than an obscure comments thread.

Steve Roper
FAIL

Hey, Iggle Piggle

Guess what? I can go through and upvote all the anti-copyright posts just as well as you can downvote them. Idiot.

Oz bank thinks it's 2016

Steve Roper
Thumb Up

I think we'll be quite safe from Y10K

As I pointed out in a previous post, 2038 is coming and by then all systems will be on at least 64-bit time if not more. 64-bit time will easily cover us from the Big Bang to well after the end of the Stelliferous Era, at which point anything descended from us won't have any use for computers anyway.

As to using 4 characters to store the year - nearly every database I've worked with stores dates as Unix timestamps, aka the 32-bit integer that's going to wrap in 2038. And most programs I've worked on also compute date differences etc with the integer timestamp as well and only convert to dd-mm-yyyy when it's time to display results to the user. (It's much easier to add 30 days to today by going $expire = time()+(30 * 86400); rather than futzing about with splitting days, months, and years and adding/subtracting from monthday arrays.)

In any case, any computer we're using 7,990 years from now will be as far beyond us as the internet is to Hammurabi, and the likelihood of us still using the current date system then is about on par with us using the Babylonian calendar now, so somehow I don't think it'll be an issue! ;)

Steve Roper
Boffin

Vindicated

When Y2K came around and nothing happened, I always said it was because us code monkeys prepared for it and solved it before it became a problem. But when nothing happened, everybody said we were full of shit. They never realised that nothing happened not because it was just hype, but because we prevented it.

And this sort of thing is what happens when we don't expect it and thus can't prepare for it. And this is a minor glitch compared to what Y2K would have been. So now, all of you who took the piss out of us coders when Y2K failed to materialise, imagine how much worse than this it would have been if we'd just sat on our arses and did nothing.

Roll on January 2038... we'll fix that one too, never fear. (64-bit time = start 0 at the Big Bang and wrap 584.5 billion years on - never a problem again!)

Boys in blue caught breaking IT rules

Steve Roper

Police harassment

I don't know what the laws are in the UK, but here in Australia we have a system whereby we can actually get restraining orders against the police for harassment. If an officer searches your home or car three or more times (with a warrant) and does not find anything as specified on the warrant, you can go to a magistrate and apply for a court order restraining the police from searching you for whatever was on the warrant. If you can provide sufficient evidence that the police are repeatedly harassing you on a number of issues without actually getting anything on you, these court orders can practically amount to diplomatic immunity.

Case in point: a friend of mine got divorced several years ago and his ex-wife called the cops on him many times with various false accusations (drugs, stolen goods, alleged rape, etc). Since she came from a cop family they responded more often than not. The cops came to his house with warrants on several occasions, and he was eventually able to get a police harassment court order. It was a hell of a lot of work, recording everything and multiple court appearances, but it was worth it - the look on the cop's face the next time one came around and was presented with that piece of paper was priceless!

You might want to look into it to see if there's a similar setup in the UK. After all, Australian law is more or less based on yours.

China pinches thousands for pron

Steve Roper
Big Brother

Not quite

They're using the old "suppress sexual expression and channel the pent-up emotions into patriotism" routine a la George Orwell. Mind you, seems we're not too far behind them, except that our governments are trying to funnel the repressed sex into hatred of terrorists and paedophiles rather than the more obvious patriotism...

Magic Mice cast energy-sapping spell

Steve Roper
Joke

One wonders

if you were Webster Phreaky in a previous life?

BOFH: Key performance undertakers

Steve Roper
Unhappy

Ominous sign...

Looks to me like the BOFH just got KZZZZZERTed... Since BOFH is Simon's avatar in this hilarious other-world, and considering the slow output of BOFH this year as compared to previous years - one connects the dots...

Does this mean the END of the BOFH and your retirement at last, Simon?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Legal highs now illegal

Steve Roper
Big Brother

God forbid

that people should be allowed to enjoy anything that makes them feel better about the shitty life the bastards in power are foisting upon us all. But the rationale is easily understandable by anyone familiar with 1984:

"Tell me, Winston, how does one man assert power over another?"

"By making him suffer."

"Exactly. Obedience is not enough. Power is inflicting pain and humiliation otherwise you cannot be sure. Power is tearing human minds apart and putting the together in new shapes of your own choosing. Power is not a means, it is an end."

So we can all see why the government doesn't want anyone to actually enjoy their existence. You're supposed to feel miserable and angry. But then you're not supposed to blame the government for that. You're supposed to blame terrorists and paedophiles. And I'm probably going to be shunted into the Ministry of Love for saying this because my orthodoxy is based on too much knowledge. Sort of like Winston's friend Syme...

US politico calls for cancer warning on cell phones

Steve Roper

I don't know if mobile phones cause cancer

But I do know that if I'm talking to someone on a mobile in the time-honoured phone-to-ear fashion for more than a few minutes my ear becomes painfully hot. Which is why I use it on speaker these days, unless I'm on public transport in which case I use an earpiece.

Has anyone else noticed heating of the ear while using a mobile phone next to it for long calls?

Angels can't fly: Official

Steve Roper
Stop

Man-sized creatures CAN fly

I refer the good prof to the Linnet I and II, built by the Japanese back in the 60s that were solely human-powered aircraft. By pedalling furiously, a human pilot can fly the Linnet around 150 feet or so.

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/cgi-bin/res.pl?keyword=Linnet+I&offset=0

Now if the muscles of a man can do this, albeit that the Linnet converts muscular energy to mechanical advantage, why can't a man-sized creature that flies exist? As to needing huge muscles to do so - no, increased muscular DENSITY would do as well. Compare for example the strength of a chimpanzee to the strength of a human - they're smaller, but a hell of a lot stronger.

Also, pteranodons.

Scientist proposes quantum über-battery

Steve Roper
WTF?

So what's the problem?

Given that silicon is second most common element in the earth's crust (at 27.7% by mass), it's not exactly hard to come by, and it's not like we're having to gut the planet to get the required quantity, is it?

Real-time web searcher in ad du jour pitch

Steve Roper
Grenade

It is spam.

If the ad or the product being advertised has nothing to do with the subject referenced in the tag, it is SPAM, plain and simple. This is why search engines stopped using the <meta name="keywords" content="blah, blah, blah"> tags in the first place, because spammers put all sorts of words that were not relevant to the site in there. This is no different.

And it is why I will continue using AdBlock. Until these fuckers get the bloody message.

Microsoft loses appeal on Word injunction

Steve Roper
Grenade

I normally support the little guy

but when the "little guy" is nothing but a greedy patent troll playing dog in the manger then I most definitely side with Goliath. Even if it's Microsoft, a company I normally have an almost spiritual hatred of.

Besides, I was under the impression XML was an OPEN standard, like HTML? Since when can these shits lay claims to open standards?

DARPA scientists demand lightning on tap

Steve Roper
Coat

Finger of god

Maybe DARPA want to be able to create lighning not for research, but as a weapon. Imagine being able to fling down thunderbolts like mighty Zeus on whoever pisses you off. Controlling the weather as a means of warfare is an idea that dates back to WWII and probably some time before that. And as technology advances, the likelihood of being able to achieve it becomes ever closer.

I wonder how long it will be before DARPA puts out a tender for a method of triggering volcanic eruptions, with an emphasis on putting the volcanoes in a place where they don't normally occur?

Mine's the one with the tinfoil lining in the hood...

Oz anti-censorship site is censored

Steve Roper

There's even more involved in .com.au

You need to provide an ABN (if you're a business), an ACN (if you're a PLC) or an ARBN (if you're a bank or other financial institution) when you register the name.

It's also not enough to click the checkbox indicating that the name you are registering has a substantial connection to your business, is an acronym of your business, or a product or service you're selling, you also have to provide a written statement describing the nature of your business' connection to the domain. I've had to redo a number of applications for our clients because a previous application was rejected for failing to fill out the forms properly.

So it's quite likely that these guys, however much I support them and hate Conroy myself, must have falsified this information in some way, because unless they specifically mentioned satire (which the article makes no mention of), they can't have demonstrated the required substantial connection required to register the domain.

In the end, I actually agree with how auDA runs this show. Where the dotcoms have all been snatched up by greedy cybersquatters who demand outrageous prices and terms for use of domains, registering a .com.au with a good name for our clients is far more achievable, because the current system is designed to exclude cybersquatters. If only ICANN and more countries also did more to eliminate these opportunistic bastards...

Closeted lesbian sues Netflix for privacy invasion

Steve Roper
FAIL

I'm with Netflix on this one

I'm all in favour of privacy, because I hate people snooping into my life as much as anyone does. But at the same time, you need to take some responsibility for protecting your own privacy as much as you expect others to do so.

Now if I read the article correctly, the method used to break someone's privacy involves going to other sites like IMDB and matching up what someone writes on there with what they wrote on Netflix. That's not Netflix's problem, because they have no control over what someone writes elsewhere. If you're stupid or lazy enough to just copypasta something you write on a site where you expect to be anonymous to another site where you can be traced then more fool you.

The way I see it, under Netflix's system a researcher can see that Customer 1792548 hired Brokeback Mountain on this date and wrote "This is a damned awesome movie" - but has no way, within Netflix's system, to find out who Customer 1792548 is, what their race/religion/sexuality is, or where they live. But if Customer 1792548 then copypastes "This is a damned awesome movie" as LesbianMom23 on Brokeback Mountain's comments page on IMDB then she has only herself to blame if someone else happens to know who LesbianMom23 is. (And you'd be surprised at how many people give away significant information about themselves with their net handles. I wouldn't be surprised to see this woman actually call herself LesbianMom or something similar!)

Think about what you're putting on the Internet, privacy policy or not, because if you post something you want kept anonymous and then copypaste it where it can be identified, you have only yourself to blame.

Google fined for book copyright

Steve Roper
Flame

To the naysayers who replied to Roger

I work for a publishing company. Although my titular role is IT manager, I do other jobs within the company as well. Since I am also a competent graphic artist, the company has called upon me to design a number of book covers, including the covers for "Are All Men Dickheads?" by Michael Morel, "The Timeless World" by Michelle Stanton, and "The Ultimate Unity" by Nikola Dragovic. I receive a royalty based on sales of these books for the work I did designing these covers.

What we've noticed is that a significant number of sales of our books comes from customers who found them on Google Books. Google does not give the customers the entire book, but what it does do is give the customer enough to see if they want it. That's driven a goodly number of sales to our company and the bookstores who buy from us.

So as an artist who directly benefits from Google's efforts, I strongly deplore this action by the French government. If Google is forced to block access to Google Books in Europe, we will lose sales. Some 18% of our sales are to European countries, and a lot of those come from customers who found our books on Google Books. It's really high time these greedy, nihilist mainstream publishers got their heads out of their arses and started realising that companies like Google, and the Internet at large, are a boon, not a bane, and that by these actions they are hurting, not helping, the very publishers they claim to protect.

I agree with you, Roger, It IS very third-world, the way Big Media and their cronies want to stifle markets for independent publishers like ourselves, because that is what this is really about.

Design firm sues Microsoft over Bing trademark

Steve Roper

Re: if anyone knows of

You might find this high-profile case from 2003 interesting:

W. W. F. World Wildlife Fund for Nature (formerly World Wildlife Fund) and World Wildlife Fund Inc vs. World Wrestling Federation Entertainment Inc.

http://www.lawdit.co.uk/reading_room/room/view_article.asp?name=../articles/wwf%20v%20wwf.htm

This was a non-profit animal-rights organisation pitted against the world's biggest wrestling conglomerate. The non-profit won the case.

DNS attack hijacks Twitter

Steve Roper

Re: More tedious censorship

El Reg can't publish information like that for legal reasons. 1) they could get sued by the registrar or domain host, and 2) it could compromise any court case Twitter starts against the registrar or domain host. But I'm sure that if you signed an agreement to meet all their legal costs in the event of such an occurrence El Reg might be happy to publish your comments!

Apple seeks patent on reality

Steve Roper
FAIL

A similar display technology

was described in Atomic MPC magazine back in 2004 when they did a feature on 3D display technologies. They described each kind of technology in detail, then shot it to pieces by pointing out the ways it would fail.

For head-tracking 3D technology, they pointed out that the screen would display correctly for only one person at a time - the person whose head was being tracked by the system. Too bad if you have a client seated next to you when you're showing them your new whiz-bang interface that will make their application the best thing since sliced bread.

All of the 3D display technologies mooted so far all have at least one fatal flaw. You have to wear some cumbersome glasses/headgear; or the depth only works for one person at a time; or the viewer has to be at an exact distance from the display surface; or the screen needs to be at a ridiculously high resolution. It will be a long time before we get real 3D displays, and Apple certainly aren't at the forefront of it, instead simply continuing their tradition of ripping off other people's ideas and exploiting the failed US patent system to steal them.

Watchdog files complaint over Facebook 'privacy' settings

Steve Roper
Grenade

Why is this a problem?

Because it's none of your fucking business who my family and friends are, that's why.

Wireless e-car recharge tech within range?

Steve Roper

Charging problem is easily solved

Just use the e-tag system currently in place for billing drivers using toll roads. No e-tag - no power delivery. With the e-tag, the correct driver can be billed for the exact amount of power the car uses, regardless of who's space the car is parked in.

Steve Roper
WTF?

Scalextric?

So I take it then that, scaling such a system up, you'd have no problem with two bloody great metal bars embedded down the middle of every road carrying hundreds of volts at thousands of amps to run all the cars using it? Wow, don't cross the road, children... I can see the headlines now: "Vehicle accidents at all-time low but 168,000 electrocutions reported in the last year"!

And a good rain would produce some trippy effects on the roads too. All that water running over the power rails arcing beautifully in incandescent blue before reaching the wet footpaths and turning hundreds of pedestrians into human torches... awesome!

Intersections would be interesting as well, although I imagine some kind of railway-type switch system with a single swinging bar between the two power rails to turn cars this way and that. But still...

Firefox update plugs three critical flaws

Steve Roper
Stop

You can't blame Firefox for that

HTML 5 is a specification determined by the W3C, not Mozilla. The W3C is a standards consortium that includes companies like Microsoft, Apple and IBM as well as independent industry experts. ALL new browsers are expected to support HTML 5 if they are to be W3C compliant - and that includes IE, Chrome, Opera, Safari and Konqueror as well as Firefox.

As a web developer myself, I greatly approve of the changes in HTML 5. Most websites these days involve embedding application-level objects and having to rely on third-party proprietary plugins like Flash, Shockwave, Silverlight and Java has been nothing but a joke if not a nightmare. The new <audio> and <video> tags are an absolute boon to web developers because they allow a unilateral cross-platform presentation of multimedia content without having to waste our time and yours on proprietary plugins. Or having to code 4 different versions of a site to work with all the different incompatible solutions out there.

If you're that concerned about Web security in multimedia content, use NoScript, which blocks the new embedding tags unless you explicitly allow them.

Finally, while there will initially be security flaws with the new tags, when these flaws are discovered and corrected, the remedy instantly closes all doors across all sites. Compare that with the old plugin situation, where you could have many different flaws in different platforms and a fix for one did nothing to fix similar vulnerabilities in others. Adobe might fix a memory overrun bug in Flash but that would not fix a similar bug in Silverlight. Also, the standards in HTML 5 are open for anyone to see and fix, while plugins like Flash and Silverlight are closed and rely on their parent companies to fix them.

No, this is much cleaner. It's well past high time a multimedia standard was embraced by the W3C, and this hasn't come soon enough.

TJX hacker mulls Asperger's defense

Steve Roper

Absolutely

A close friend of mine has been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome and I agree with you wholeheartedly. My friend might not be the life of parties and certainly has some difficulties relating to people but he definitely knows the difference between legal and illegal. These bastards using it as a criminal defence demean and undermine the genuine needs of people like my friend who don't need the police and the community at large perceiving their disability as some kind of fabricated excuse for misbehaviour. My friend tries hard to overcome his difficulties and get on with people, and scumbags like this just make his life harder.

What the judges should be able to do in cases like this is, if a defendant claims any disability as a defence, and the crime is demonstrably one that suffering from the disability would not preclude their knowledge of it being a crime, they get double the sentence.

ID card minister forgets ID card

Steve Roper
Pint

Brilliant description, sir!

"There are things without spines lurking in mangrove swamps blowing bubbles that would make better government officials than..."

Absolutely brilliant. If you don't mind, I'm going to steal that description for use in describing Australia's own less-than spineless bubble-blowing mangrove-swamp lurker, Stephen Conroy!

Here's your pint. Cheers!

Google weighs in to Aussie firewall row

Steve Roper

You're a bit wrong there mate

Australia is a democracy in name only. On every newspaper poll in the country on this subject the percentage of responses against the censorship proposal ran to around 95 - 96 %. That's an overwhelming majority of the population against this thing. We've written letters to politicians, campaigned on Internet, TV and newspapers, held protests - all to no avail. The government is going ahead with it anyway (unless the Senate rejects it). So how exactly can our people influence the government again?

Australia is more like China than you think. It's just a tiny bit more subtle about how it pretends not to be.

Home Secretary unmoved by last-ditch McKinnon protests

Steve Roper
Coat

Should the strapline be

"Home Secretary unmoved by last-last-last-last-last-ditch McKinnon protests"?

NZ gal's Bulgarian airbags halt traffic

Steve Roper

Just as well she's 18...

...otherwise the driver would have got 25-to-life for molesting a minor!

EU finally ratifies copyright treaty

Steve Roper
Pirate

So does this mean

that copyright terms in Europe will now follow the US convention of life-of-the-author until heat-death of the universe, allowing a creator's great-great-great-great-great-granchildren to freeload through life because some centuries-dead ancestor wrote a bloody song?

Philip K. Dick's kid howls over Googlephone handle

Steve Roper
Flame

Nexus is a common dictionary word

So all Google have to do is disclaim any connection with Philip K. Dick's story and his greedy freeloading bitch of a daughter hasn't got a leg to stand on.

The Great Aussie Firewall is dead: Long live the firewall

Steve Roper

OK, stop a minute here

I also read news articles on media sites here in Australia, and one thing is that this has NOT yet been passed by the Senate. It's been introduced as a bill before the Senate, having been knocked down once before. Conroy being the would-be dictator that he is, is talking it up big like it's a done deal, and the media of course have picked it up and hyped it even more. But since it's still just a bill, and won't be debated until the new year, it's NOT yet signed and sealed.

With a lot of independents and Greens in the Senate who are opposed to this censorship, chances are it'll be knocked back again, thus triggering a double-dissolution election.

This is where the shit will hit the fan. As someone pointed out above, the Liberals are unelectable, meaning that Labor will likely now gain a majority in both Upper and Lower Houses. THEN we'll see this bullshit pass.

I know it's going to happen eventually, which is why I'm in the process of developing a server-side page relay system in PHP which will allow me to bypass it. Stay tuned for details.

Google's reCAPTCHA busted by new attack

Steve Roper
Thumb Up

@Steve 116

Yes, fuzzy matching typed response is certainly a lot better than having a drop-down list, because this again reduces the number of options a bot has to choose from, thereby increasing the chance that the bot will guess correctly. As is pointed out in the article, even a 1% chance gives bots an unacceptable level of success when you're talking about a botnet of several thousand machines making thousands of attempts every second. To conquer this, you really need to set the captcha to give at least a 1 in several million chance of success by brute forcing.

Consider this: if you have a botnet of just 5000 machines each making one attempt per second, that's 5000 attempts per second, which is 18 million attempts per hour. That means that even if your captcha creates a 1 in 18 million chance of success by brute forcing, that's statistically 1 success per hour. You can probably fight this if you IP block any machine that transmits more than say 3 unsuccessful attempts, or more than 3 attempts in less than a minute, for 24 hours.

Keeping the pictures easily recognisable across a wide range of cultures was one of the challenges my student faced. Things like polar bears and penguins would perhaps have been a bit esoteric for some cultures, but commonplace ones like cats, dogs, trees and cars are pretty much recognisable by anyone with access to the Internet.

Finally, I also agree with your points 1 and 2; I also don't like invoking third-party systems on my clients' websites, which is why we wrote all our own tracking, statistics and captcha systems. Not only is the site's behaviour more controllable, it's more secure, it's faster for the visitor and doesn't clutter up the menus of protection addons like NoScript with a slew of domain names.

Police snapper silliness reaches new heights

Steve Roper

Not quite

As an Australian I can tell you it's almost as bad if not worse here. Not because of the police - I've never been bothered by an officer for taking pictures - but members of the public.

I've been abused multiple times by people when taking photographs in public places, most notably being loudly denounced as a "paedophile" by an angry couple whose children (at a distance of around 80 metres and completely unrecognisable in the picture) happened to be in the line of my shot.

Our cops aren't that bad, but a lot of people here are vile bloody PC wowsers. Have a friend with you if you're photographing in crowded places - I've noticed it discourages these bastards.

US Congress earmarks $30m for anti-piracy fight

Steve Roper
Troll

Re: Cleaned up web?

This has got to be a troll, well done.

On the off chance it isn't, and this pillock is actually serious, I've just spent the last 2 years campaigning against internet censorship in Australia, and it looks like we're winning. No thanks to moralising do-gooder bastards like AC above who think they know what's good for everyone. However, these creatures are fortunately in the minority, so you piss off and use your "sanitised web", son, and leave the rest of us to our much better "free for all" web.

Facebook chief explains bear photo bareness

Steve Roper

Just think about what you're doing

I was pressured into getting an FB account because my family are on there and they wanted me involved as well. I admit it's been great for catching up with uncles, aunts and cousins overseas, but I've always been cautious about the privacy settings. Mine are maxed out as far as possible, so only friends can see my stuff, and if I don't know and trust someone IRL I don't friend them on Facebook.

This transition page was mostly a recap of the privacy settings I already had - except that every single one was defaulted to "share with everyone". I warned all my family about this and told them to check what they were allowing very carefully. I simply set them all back to "friends only", which took all of 30 seconds.

I can imagine a lot of people will just click it off though, which is pretty exploitative of Facebook. But it reinforces the point - ALWAYS read and check everything you agree to on the Internet, don't just click it off.

3 billion have suffered Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody'

Steve Roper

I escaped!

Luckily where I work we don't play music in the office, and if people want to listen to music they do it on earphones. So I've never heard this song (and I didn't click on the video in the article either!). And since I always wear earphones when I'm shopping to block out the store music I'm not likely to!

German shoppers slug it out with salami

Steve Roper

So it seems

that the venerable Lancastrian martial art of Ecky-Thump has finally made it to Germany!

(+1 internets to anyone old enough to remember that reference!)

Plough gives birth to sextuplets

Steve Roper

Not the only one

Isaac Asimov also depicted a six-star system, in his short story "Nightfall". Which incidentally was one of the best sci-fi pieces I've ever read.

As to any computer being able to figure out the orbits of six stars - google "three body problem". We can't figure out the orbits of 3 stars, let alone 6!