* Posts by Kingbob

5 posts • joined 6 Feb 2018

Amazon may finally get its hands on .amazon after world's DNS overseer loses patience

Kingbob

So do Amazon (the company) want to own the entire .amazon tld? or just amazon.amazon?

Surely Brazil can have Brazil.amazon, and Ecuador can have Ecuador.Amazon?

What's the fate of our Solar System? Boffins peer into giant crystal ball – ah, no, wait, that's our Sun in 10bn years

Kingbob

Photino birds

Does this account for the effects of Photino birds? :D

My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

Kingbob

Reverse the polarity!

“sending out very negative waves”

Thats where you point to the 2 pin power connector on the laptops power supply brick, let them see you unplug it, rotate it 180 degrees, plug it back in, and say you've "Reversed the polarity of the power supply, so any negative waves should now be positively charged" :D

What did we say about Tesla's self-driving tech? SpaceX Roadster skips Mars, steers to asteroids

Kingbob

Re: But sir

Yeah but Million to One chances work 9 times out of 10.

Epic spacewalk, epic FAIL: Cosmonauts point new antenna in the wrong direction

Kingbob

Havent they watched Wall-E or Gravity? Just attach a fire extinguisher to it!

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