Posts by Chris Harrison

Money grabbing bastards (the american govt that is)

Gotta love the american government. Why don't they just make it illegal for any of their 'free' citizens to buy foreign products or spend any money abroad while they're at it. Can't have any of those dollars going overseas can we? Oh sorry I forgot, this law was brought in to protect the us citizens wasn;t it?

Judgemental moi?

The great thing about the '110%' concept is that as soon as someone uses it you can simply disregard anything they ever say.

Interview Etiquette

Do you wear a suit for the interview or just make sure your hair is neatly trimmed?

Lets weed them out

Companies like this could be closed down really easily if we simply all went online and applied to sell our cars then refused their new offer when they turned up face to face.

Marketing opportunity

Any possiblity of the email addresses of those who took part?

I'm sure I could sell at least one of them a porta-loo in which they could travel into the future.

Albeit at a fairly slow rate.

Just say no, Kids.

I wouldn't 'sell' my old games to game on principle. Their markup is incredible, and as another poster has noted, this market sucks money out of the game industry.

Numbers?

"The 70 year old club has 110 members."

And how many women?

Easy Solution

All Jackie has to do is come up with a way so that every time someone clicks to see some pron online there is a 1% chance they'll get a picture of her in the buff instead.

Aversion Therapy usually gets there in the end.

Multiple Universes

Perhaps he's managed to harness the power of the multiple universe theory and simply picks the one where the goldfish all do exactly as he wants.

Unfortunatelly he hasn't thought of anything better to do with the power.

Paris because, we know what she's doing in pretty much all those parrallel universes.

Most seem to be missing the point here.

Surely what this article is saying is that, with most airlines you're either on time or late and you miss the plane, but with Ryan air if you're late you can still board if the price is right.

The idea of being told I've missed my flight, but if I dip my hand in my pocket and empty my wallet they'll find a way to get me on board is quite a revolting form of customer service.

Basically these are the rules, unless we can get a bit more money out of you.

How about a simple solution for a change?

Considering how long it takes to calm the players and restart the game after a questionable decision a maximum delay of 1 second seems a little unneccessary. Two cameras in the top corners of the goal should do it, along with some bloke and a rewind button.

Its not rocket science is it?

Anyway, beer because its almost the weekend.

Title that made me chuckle

I always liked the title - Jurassic Poke.

Not sure I'd want to watch the move though.

Death to all fanatics!

Someone really should invite these people to the 21st century.

For those old enough to remember ...

Good job he didn't mention the dirty knife.

New Ryan Air pricing initiative

Hope ryan air don't read this article.

Next you'll be paying extra for a seat that isn't maggot infested.

I assume she can keep it

She paid for a card, and she's got a card, so what's she moaning about?

It's not as if she can demand that anyone else shows theirs after all.

Paris because she's not to shy too show hers.

Be careful what you read ....

I often write pages for my website on the train and always get people sat next to me reading my laptop screen. Luckily the website is about hypnosis so if I get it right, they're clucking like chickens by the time I reach my stop.

Can I be the first ...

to not rise to the obvious banker joke!

Paris because ... well its obvious isn't it.

Look into my eyes,not around the eyes...

Wy don't they just employ Derren Brown and convict people for the images they make in their heads?

Serves those austrians right.

If members of the public can beat up a pediatrician, why wouldn't the police be out there roughing up tourists instead of terrorists?

I blame all that diversity crap - there's bound to be a quota for dyslexics in the uk police force.

Don't let them get hold of Grand Theft Auto...

Don't these people have anything better to do?

So I guess if instead of nazis or whoever we have zombies, they wouldn't care? Is it only 'realistic' games that must be within the 'virtual' law?

Or perhaps next they'll be saying how pacman is cruel because eating ghosts is against their non-human rights.

Strewth.

Backup my Rssss

It's MY console. #

By cornz 1 Posted Friday 20th November 2009 15:57 GMT

And if i want to run a back up of my game then i shall

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Yeah come on. If thats really the defence then microsoft should be sitting pretty.

You willing to tell a judge you had your xbox modded just so you could use backups cos those game discs fail so often and they're so expensive to replace!

I guess you backup your dvds too.

Round and round we go...

Michael 36 Posted Monday 16th November 2009 13:23 GMT

@lglethal

"And religion is based in fact? Wow i missed that news bulletin.."

If there is no God then where did the universe come from?

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uhm, if there is a god, then where did god come from?

If you really want to go down that 'the universe is complex and must have been created' route then good luck - i'll give you a clue to where it leads though - how complex must god be to have made the universe?

Bloody Noel Edmonds

I can't be the only one who wants to punch noel edmonds in the face and say 'you asked for that!'

Joined up thinking - again

I assume that no car manufactuer is planning to sell a single hybrid car in the UK next year?

This is exactly the same as what happened when they mentioned they 'may' stop collecting stamp duty and then didn't - it caused the housing market to stall completely while everyone waited.

Is anyone going to risk buying one if they could wait and get a discount of 5K?

Can't blame the lad

Well if I had to 'service' Wacky Jacqui I guess I'd need some 'gentlemans' material to get me going too.

Paris - cos, well just cos.

2001 - A Space Oddity?

The craters are boring - but why didn't NASA mention they've found out where the big slab went?

You spin me right round ...

Interesting that Boris knew, but apparently Gordon knew nothing.

Interesting timing to get all our eyes off the billion pound giveaway that never was.

Do I smell a mandleson?