* Posts by Ima Ballsy

44 posts • joined 26 Jan 2018

RIP Bill Godbout: Cali wildfire claims the life of master maverick of microcomputers

Ima Ballsy
Pint

Another Icon ....

Gessss ..... I recognize the names and feel giddy I remembered those days ...

Everyone in the industry were much more pleasant and shared their knowledge, kinda like early GPL.

Except for one guy, Bill Gates I thinks was his name, pissing and moaning to the editors of Mini - Micro Magazine about how hobbyist were sharing his Basic language amoungst themselves ...

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Cheeky cheesemaker fails to copyright how things taste

Ima Ballsy
Facepalm

Well ...

Seems this is a bit cheesy at best, but something sure smells fishy after all ...

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Bill Gates joined on stage by jar of poop as he confesses deep love for talking about toilets

Ima Ballsy
Facepalm

Well that

sums it up - Microsoft has gone down the crapper .....

NO WAIT - they did that a long time ago ......

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Haha, good times: Larry Ellison regales noobs about when Oracle staff almost didn't get paid

Ima Ballsy
Flame

In other words:

Quote:

"The Oracle founder also warned his disciples to be wary of new technology that would offer a new solution to their customers' problems.

"The old solution to customers' problems may no longer be the best solution. When you see that, it's an opportunity – or a threat," he was reported to have said."

Translation:

If the bastards have found better solutions, at a lower cost, you best put the FEAR of god in them so our revenue stream will not be impacted ...

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Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

Ima Ballsy
Trollface

WTF?

Has she been tested for STD (spiritual transmitted diseases) ?

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Sorry friends, I'm afraid I just can't quite afford the Bitcoin to stop that vid from leaking everywhere

Ima Ballsy
Facepalm

Pissed ....

I'm REALLY pissed, I haven't gotten on of those.

I suppose they took one look at the little fella and died laughing !

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The D in Systemd stands for 'Dammmmit!' A nasty DHCPv6 packet can pwn a vulnerable Linux box

Ima Ballsy
Unhappy

Re: Meh

Systemd - The demon spawn of hell from Red Hack .....

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'We broke a few things and will continue to do so... in a careful way' – Oracle's Reinhold on Java renovation work

Ima Ballsy
Windows

Says it All ...

"Language is still free, it's the support that will cost you plenty"

It's Oracle after all .... Gotta buy a new racing yacht

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Rookie almost wipes customer's entire inventory – unbeknownst to sysadmin

Ima Ballsy
Facepalm

Arggggg ....

Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt .... Ain't no fun.

Any *nix admin worth their salt has done this ONCE at least in their lifetime ...

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Don't get THAT personal, says personalised cards firm Moonpig. Dick pics. They mean dick pics

Ima Ballsy
Childcatcher

Welll ......

Seems they are just being pricks about the whole thing !

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Cisco sneaks hardcoded secret root backdoor into vid surveillance kit

Ima Ballsy
Devil

STFU !!!!

No way, CISCO has a BUG in it's software ?!?!?!

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Man cuffed for testing fruit with bum cheek pre-purchase

Ima Ballsy
Facepalm

WHat a Bummer ....

At Least he didn't try to pork a cantaloupe !

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First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum

Ima Ballsy

Re: Feeling old yet?

Sigh .... Grew up a Military Brat and remember flying on DC-3's , Connie's and then the 707's as we traversed the world....

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Princely five years in US big house for Nigerian biz email scammer

Ima Ballsy
Angel

Maybe they shoulda

... used these folks to handle the money transfer ...]

https://www.419eater.com/

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Python joins movement to dump 'offensive' master, slave terms

Ima Ballsy
Facepalm

Re: that's the point where things start to go downhill.

Ok, add

Pole / Hole ....

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Neutron star crash in a galaxy far, far... far away spews 'faster than light' radio signal jets at Earth

Ima Ballsy
Holmes

Urmmmmm ....

I put instant coffee in a microwave once, and went back in time ,,,,,, so did I go faster than the speed of light ?

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Thunderstruck: Azure Back in Black(out) after High Voltage causes Flick of the Switch

Ima Ballsy
IT Angle

I'm confused .....

Isn't the WHOLE cloud thing thing suppose to be UPTIME of 99.99999 and your system runs all over the world. If one location goes down, then the others take over.

Now tell me, isn't THAT suppose to be how it works ?

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Detroit sh*t shifter's operating costs waste away with Oracle's cloud

Ima Ballsy
Facepalm

Awww .....

That's cause the $hitters full .....

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Now you can tell someone to literally go f--k themselves over the internet: Remote-control mock-cock patent dies

Ima Ballsy
Big Brother

Re: "Industry site SexTechLaw"?

"Note that the US is a major consumer of the stuff."

Yeah, unlike the rest of the world we just can't go out to our LOCAL sex/BSDM corner shop and pick up what we need.

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Ima Ballsy
Facepalm

Re: Unencumbered by patents

From their WebSite ....

Features

Implementations in C#, Javascript, and other popular languages.

Support for popular hardware brands, such as Kiiroo, Lovense, Erostek, and more.

Can support Bluetooth, USB, Serial, and Audio controlled toys.

Cross-platform libraries available for Desktop and Mobile.

Open Source with Permissive License (BSD 3-Clause)

The PUNS on this can be be endless .....

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Oracle Database 18: Now in downloadable Linux flavour

Ima Ballsy
Linux

Re: "Oh, and Windows, but cool kids don't use that"

Because the COOL and SMART have switched to PostgreSql

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If only 3D desktop printers could 3D print sales! Units crash in Q1

Ima Ballsy
Paris Hilton

Not Reeady for prime time ...

Well, until they can print mixed materials and I can print my AI enable Sex bots, I'm not goin in on one any time soon!

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Google offers to leave robocallers hanging on the telephone

Ima Ballsy
Devil

Re: "If the AI detects that a machine is calling you and you don't want to speak to the machine ..."

Fiber as in Metamucil ?

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Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

Ima Ballsy
Alert

How about ....

I'm gonna GIT you Sucka !!!

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Norwegian tourist board says it can't a-fjord the bad publicity from 'Land of Chlamydia' posters

Ima Ballsy
Holmes

Maybe they .....

get some slogans from here :

https://www.netjeff.com/humor/item.cgi?file=CondomSlogans

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Brit drone biz Sensat notches up 29km remote-control flight

Ima Ballsy
Windows

Well .....

I am really getting tire of these articles. They seem to DRONE on and on ....

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Fingered: Pants-down 'poo jogger' alleged to be corp exec

Ima Ballsy
Facepalm

Ahhh .....

This was just a shitty article ....

Now my Thursday is crap ....

No way I can WIPE that image out of my mind ......

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Don't read this, Oracle... It's the rise of the open-source data strategies

Ima Ballsy
Linux

Re: 'Nuff Said

We have a 10GB Postgresql server running on a VM with 16GB ram and 4 cores allocated.

BUT .... We have 20 such instance all on the same VM server and no lag or problems what so ever.

Migrated from Informix BTW ...

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Blighty's super-duper F-35B fighter jets are due to arrive in a few weeks

Ima Ballsy
Thumb Up

Re: "Starved of hydro-electric power

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2325708/Dambusters-models-Scale-models-built-Watford-used-test-air-raid.html

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Void Linux gave itself to the void, Korora needs a long siesta – life is hard for small distros

Ima Ballsy
Happy

You forgot the Grandaddy

of all Distros' - Slackware - Still use it and it has come a long way ...

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Take-off crash 'n' burn didn't kill the Concorde, it was just too bloody expensive to maintain

Ima Ballsy
Happy

Ahh ......

I still remember the day it flew over Jackson, Mississippi USA. What a wonderful sight ...

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There's just one month left 'til the big day: May 25... but don't panic!

Ima Ballsy
Happy

Bahhh ......

You Brits will get no sympathy from me ... unless of course you shoot me with your Point of View Gun first ...

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Revenge pornography ban tramples free speech, law tossed out – where else but Texas!

Ima Ballsy
Terminator

Ah Tyler ....

And Marshall and Longview ... only places in the world where a deranged sociopath felon could get a favorable ruling on :

"Your Honour, I really needed to buy those AK's and AR's and 9MM for my comfort Items ..."

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Boring as she goes at Sage? Oh no, no, no! Shares slide as sales slip below forecasts

Ima Ballsy
Linux

Maybe ...

Its because the impact of GOOD Open Source ERP packages that are out there.

Google for "Open source ERP"

It's just disruptive I tell ya ......

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How life started on Earth: Sulfur dioxide builds up, volcanoes blow, job done – boffins

Ima Ballsy
Holmes

So .....

Let me get this straight .... I'm a product of a Volcano Fart?

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Ass-troplastic! Printing parts from p.. er... human waste

Ima Ballsy
Alert

Huh?

They're not taking a PISS are they ?

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Red Hat is in the pink: Cracks $3bn revenue run rate as subs take off

Ima Ballsy

Satans' Spawn From Hell

That about sums up my take on systemd ......and I fear I am not alone ...

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El Reg deep dive: Everything you need to know about UK.gov's pr0n block

Ima Ballsy

Re: Cybergumble

It's still there ....and it has evolved...

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Nip/Tug: Plastic surgeon accused of mid-surgery 'hardcore' smut binge

Ima Ballsy

My god ......

Has she been flying in a SR-71 without the windscreen ?

Inquiring Minds want to know!

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Poop to save planet as boffins devise bullsh*t way of extracting gas

Ima Ballsy

Really ?

Something smells here .....

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Martian microbes may just be resting – boffins

Ima Ballsy

Re: There may be more than than just microbes

Maybe Tardigrade's there too?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade

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Cisco surges after pricing switches-plus-subscriptions just below old hardware prices

Ima Ballsy
WTF?

“We're going to take it quarter-by-quarter”

Or in Criso's Case .. Dollar by Dollar

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Bluetooth 'Panty Buster' 'smart' sex toy fails penetration test

Ima Ballsy

Errrr .....

Perhaps they forgot the security penetration test.

Maybe a HOT fix would be in order and a chastity PORT blocker ...

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User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

Ima Ballsy

Re: Reminds me of a story

Systemd - Redhats' HellSpawn bastard Child ...

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