* Posts by Steven Knox

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Cuil feasts on Salmon of Nonsense

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This is why I love El Reg

"[Cuil]'s crack team...."

Excellent work, Cade. Can't add anything to that.

@Adrian Esdaile - I don't necessarily agree with "legion". Usually that implies large numbers with a common purpose or direction. "Myriad", however, has the connotation of large numbers with different goals/directions. The pedants' posts I read often seem to be going in separate directions. Come to think of it, my own post illustrates my point. Bonus!

Why flying cars are better than electric ones

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Broken comparison

After setting the stage for comparing flying cars to ground cars in rural areas, you then go on to say: "Often the ground cars sit in traffic jams..."

You don't drive much in rural areas, do you?

Of course if you compare fuel efficiency between a rural air car solution and an urban ground car solution, the air car will win mile-for-mile. For a rural-to-rural comparison, once you factor in the costs of building the road (which by the way, can be less than you think in rural areas -- they often use just the dirt that's already there), you might still come out ahead with an air car. But if you have to rely on rural "traffic jams" to make your case, then you've got no case.

Privacy watchdog hoists Google by its own petard

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Syllogism

Google: "even in today's desert, complete privacy does not exist."

Google: "Google takes privacy very seriously."

Therefore, Google takes nothing very seriously.

Oh, and by the way, it's "hoist". ; )

US airforce to launch robotic Space Shuttle 2.0 this year

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7 foot x 4 foot payload/experiment bay

So, it's two-dimensional?

Sovereign immunity blocks DMCA suit against Air Force

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Actually...

@Commenters:

The US government DOES have to pay for software licenses, because they HAVE waived Sovereign Immunity re copyright infringement EXCEPT in cases (such as this one) where the rights owner has induced the infringement.

@Kevin:

"The lack of any kind of sovereign immunity waiver, however, also lets the government get away with non-essential circumventions. Government programmers, for example, could un-expire trial versions of software, thus avoiding having to pay for the full version and saving their departments money on pricey software license fees."

Not so. Although they could not be liable under DMCA, they would still be liable for copyright infringement, because using a trial version beyond the expiry date is a violation of the license, and there is a waiver of Sovereign Immunity for copyright infringement.

Oh, and AC, the US principle of Sovereign Immunity doesn't apply to foreign governments. Sorry.

Yahoo! shoots DRM servers, swallows keys to tunes

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@Rich Turner

"Microsoft, Apple, Yahoo, Real and any other online media store has been forced to bend to the will of the content publishers and implement a workable DRM solution."

Try Amazon.

Security shocker: 75% of US bank websites have flaws

Steven Knox
Boffin

Hmmm... Let's see..

>Placing secure login boxes on insecure pages, i.e. pages that aren't protected by secure sockets layer. That allows passwords to be intercepted through man-in-the-middle attacks.

Check. Our entire site requires SSL. Connect to us using HTTP and we'll redirect your ass-uming browser. We've been set up that way for years.

>Putting contact information and security notices on insecure pages. This makes it easy for scammers to change addresses and phone numbers listed on the page.

Check. See above.

>Not making it clear when the website is redirecting customers to a page outside the bank's domain. As a result, customers don't know whether to trust the site.

Check. Leaving Disclaimer. Also set up that way for two years.

>Allowing inadequate user IDs and passwords. Sites frequently allowed email addresses as user IDs and didn't require strong passwords.

Check. We don't allow e-mail addresses and we require strong passwords.

>Emailing sensitive information. This included passwords and statements.

Check. We don't do either. All statements and customer-related information can only be accessed after logging in to our secure online banking site.

The bank I work for is a small, local bank in southern Maine. We've had these security requirements for years. There's no excuse for any of these flaws, especially in a national bank.

Intel knits SoCs roadmap for x86

Steven Knox
IT Angle

Assert Failed

"Intel asserts that because most internet application development today is done using the x86 instruction set..."

Which shows just how little Intel's marketeers understand about internet applications.

The best Intel can truthfully claim is that the compiled portions of internet applications (i.e, LAMP, IIS, .NET runtime, etc) are most often compiled to the x86 instruction set. However, that has little relevance to internet application development, as server applications are most often written in intermediary languages (Java/.NET) which compile to their own bytecode or scripting languages (PHP/VBScript) which are interpreted.

And it's completely irrelevant to the client side. The client side will be running HTML, Javascript, Flash, and/or Java, all of which have parsers/compilers/runtimes optimised for various CPUs.

Happy Sysadmin Day!

Steven Knox
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So...

no group in SF, then?

US Air Force may allow killbots to be flown by non-pilots

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Ender's Game

They should make it an online game. For kids. Everyone knows they have quicker reaction times and better ability to adapt to new games.

It should be pretty easy to make the lower levels simulations, so only those qualified get to the upper levels (i.e, actual flights).

EU abolishes the acre

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HA HA H--*sigh*

Oh, we want to keep our old irrational measure. Please, please, Mr. Politician, stop nasty Europe from forcing a simple logical system down our throats!

Well, I live in a country where the politicians actually listened to that drivel, and because of that mistake (and the inability of some techs to actually *read* the unit of a measurement), we've lost more than one very expensive piece of equipment, and quite a bit of respect.

So go ahead. Cling to your "national identity" by any means necessary, even to the point of keeping measuring units which have outlived their usefulness. Keep disagreeing on the unimportant points, and soon you will join US in the new world governments' doghouse.

And I will be the first to greet you. Sigh.

Pope apologises for Apple's MobileMe sins

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Jobs Halo

Jesus Phone

If it's not, then why the Pope?

Logic, that.

HP's white trash data center is up for anything

Steven Knox
IT Angle

Trademark Issue?

"PODS" is, in the US anyway, the name of a moving/storage company (Portable On-Demand Storage) that also uses shipping containers...

Imagine ordering PODS only to get a shipping container already filled with "junk"...

Judge sides with eBay in fake jewelry spat

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@Kevin

This decision is wholly irrelevant to Viacom vs YouTube.

TM != (C)

Patent violation, prosecution, acquisition: pick your top open-source project

Steven Knox
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Not gonna happen

Mono and WINE most likely to be sued for patent violations? C'mon, who would do something like that?

MS takes Windows 3.11 out of embed to put to bed

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Pah!

Some basic math software we had in college ran on Windows 1.0. That version didn't even have any pretenses of being an OS -- it was strictly a "graphic" UI framework. I use quotes because it ran at the super high-resolution 640x400 (monochrome) or the low-res 320x200 with 4 stunning colors.

Smut pop-up teacher retrial stuck in delay loop

Steven Knox
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Jury Duty

Can't remember the source, but I've heard that both prosecutors and defenders prefer to eliminate potential jurors who show signs of intelligence, because it's much easier to win a case when you can just appeal to emotion, and not have to resort to nasty things like logic.

Oh, and @AC Re: spelling. You're obviously new to El Reg, if you're shocked by some pedant complaining about spelling. 'Round these parts, that's considered witty social discourse.

Lab tech supplier redefines corporate song paradigm

Steven Knox
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Pronunciation

From dictionary.com:

pipette: /paɪˈpɛt, pɪ-/

Looks like they were using the second pronunciation, which I believe is the more common one.

Pedantry is not espousing your own personal choice, but enforcing correctness. Oh, and real pedants identify themselves.

Japan to fund creation of 40W, 40in OLED TV

Steven Knox
Stop

And will it cost $400?

They're not going to reduce power consumption 1 watt if they can't make it affordable.

Microsoft pledges to fight Vista 'myths'

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He's right!

"There's a conversation in the market place right now and it's plain wrong," he claimed. "Windows is awesome... Windows Vista is a good product."

That conversation IS wrong!

AVG chokes fake traffic spew

Steven Knox
Boffin

System Tray Error

@Wize -- Open the AVG UI, right-click on the icon for the component you've turned off, and click on "Ignore component state". The icon in the UI will change to yellow, and the system tray icon won't show an error for that anymore.

I know. It took me a while to find it.

'Anaconda' 200m rubber snake generator scheme gets funding

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@Lord Baphomet

Yes, but could she spell 'catastrophe'?

Microsoft targets online Office bundle at US cheapskates

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Let's See..

I've got 3 PCs, so one license = $70/year. Assume 3-year software cycle = $210 total -- or I could go buy a 3-PC copy of Office Home & Student for $109 on Newegg....

Oh, wait... I've got OpenOffice.org

Never mind!

<- Should El Reg retire this guy now?

How to beat AVG's fake traffic spew

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@Jolyon Ralph

">a number of perfectly good browsers which are quite capable of rendering a

>site have to imitate IE's headers purely because there are still idiots out

>there that insist on writing for specific browsers only and will lock out

>anything else.

A perfectly good browser would let you specify this on a per-site basis as needed."

The perfectly good browser DOES: http://www.opera.com/support/usingopera/operaini/index.dml#ua

Opera FTW (Again!)

AVG disguises fake traffic as IE6

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Re: Pandora's Box

"The proxy approach, for example, wouldn't work if the zero-day stuff happens to come before detectable stuff...The critical stuff would've been let through by the time AVG realizes there's a problem."

You clearly don't understand how a proxy works. A proxy doesn't have to forward anything to the browser until it's good and ready. It can wait until the entire page, all the linked CSS and Javascript, all the images, xkcd, the complete archives of PH's escapades, and anything else it'd like to look at is downloaded before one bit of information is sent to the browser.

Utility computing's 'dirty little secret'

Steven Knox
IT Angle

There's your problem!

"In other words, all those companies building all those clouds can't rely on the Microsofts of the world for their back-end software"

This implies that anyone CAN rely on the Microsofts of the world ; )

Seriously, though, is this actually news to anyone? The big cloud computing pushers, like Amazon and Google, are quite happy to admit that their systems are open-source-based, not Microsoft systems. Some even consider it a selling point.

Utility Computing's dirty little secret: it doesn't actually have one.

Adobe swings out Acrobat 9

Steven Knox
IT Angle

RE: Odd one out

"Guess me, and probably most other professionals are the only ones who have been eagerly awaiting this release?"

Professional whats?

Cap, trade, subsidise - Obama's energy plan goes off piste

Steven Knox
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Certainty Principle

"Personally I value the known price because I think we know what the social cost of carbon is better than we know what the perfect level of emissions is, but everyone's free to disagree on that point."

The social cost of carbon is the degree to which it increases heat retention. The degree to which it increases heat retention is directly related to the level of emissions above that which Earth's ecosystem can naturally absorb (i.e, the "perfect level of emissions"). If we assign the variables thus:

s = social cost

r = heat retention increase per unit of emission

e = amount of emissions the ecosystem can absorb (perfect level)

A = level of actual emissions (observed)

then the equation is

s = r(A-e)

This is a simple, direct relationship. So if you know the factor R and the observed variable A, you can determine factor e from s:

e = A - s/r

So, if you know r, and you know s, then you MUST be able to know e.

Given that, your claim only works if you don't know r. But the problem with that is that s is the derived variable, while A is the observed variable. So to find s, you must have known the factors r and e to apply them to A, and therefore you must know e. So either we don't really know the social cost of carbon emissions, or we do know the perfect level of emissions.

I'm certain of it.

Quantum crypto targeted in attack of the clones

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I'll say it again...

The best you can ever do is make a system good enough that the baddies have to be at least as clever as you in order to break it. Trouble is, if they're not now, they will be.

Dog collared with Cat-5 cable

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Solid core or stranded?

Is it rated for outdoor use?

Check local regulations (and preferably check with a vet) before putting any non-standard collar/leash on a pet. GOOD Cat 5 could probably work allright if the collar is loose enough, but wear and tear (especially on indoor-only, solid-core) could be a problem.

Nvidia launches GTX 200 series GPUs

Steven Knox
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@IIsRT

Actually, the TOP of the card is the shiny/fancy bit. PCI was designed to make you insert the card UPSIDE-DOWN in an attempt to stop punters from putting the cards in the old ISA slots. AGP and PCI-X just followed suit for no real reason.

Californian boffins find Elixir of Eternal Youth

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Octogenarian murines

Really? 80-year-old mice?

@Elmer Phud:

"Constant production of nippers is usually due to people either dying young as part of 'normal' life or because some priest tells them to."

You forgot the most common reason in "civilized" society: because it feels good and contraceptives are a bother. That one, I'm afraid, is the hardest nut to crack. If we as a species can't attain near 0 population growth, we're not ready for these drugs.

Re: Anti-agathics:

You read my mind (and Blish, of course!)

<-- Will she be one of the New Immortals?

Boffins: Roadrunner hypercomputer could drive a car

Steven Knox
Boffin

Enrage? No.

"(As an aside, in a development sure to enrage Douglas Adams fans, the average human appears to be between ten and a hundred times as intelligent as a mouse.)"

Any true DNA fan would know that in his works, the average human _appeared_ more intelligent that the mice -- even to the dolphins.

Enraged? No. I am a bit disappointed to be poster #43, though.

PS. I agree with the sentiment echoed above -- simply throwing more power at the AI problem is never going to solve it properly. We need to wake up to the fact that our models of thinking systems don't map well to computing systems.

Windows Vista has been battered, says Wall Street fan

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Joke

'24 "success stories" of customers using Windows Vista Service Pack (SP) 1'

So that would be all of them, then?

Manchester's congestion charge: pay-to-leave

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@Nick @AC

'"Think about that amount. 1bn is 1000 million." Only in America[*]. Really, it's a million million.'

Not if you're following the UK gov standard since 1974:

"In 1974 the government of the UK abandoned the long scale, so that the UK now applies the short scale interpretation exclusively in mass media and official usage."

More to the point, is El Reg using short-scale (1 000-based) or long-scale (1 000 000-based) notation in the article? Which billion is being used here? 10^9 or 10^12?

[*] and the mainstream scientific community...

Scottish ex-Moto chip factory to close

Steven Knox
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OMG, I actually agree with an AC

From an accounting perspective, cash and equity are completely different things. So a net loss may happen while cash reserves are increasing, and you can haemmorage cash whilst actually making money.

For anyone with a basic understanding of accounting, the term "haemorraghing cash" as used in the article is misleading.

Oh, and Solomon Grundy, you obviously have a very narrow view of line work, probably due to the fact that you've had no exposure to it since the 19th century. The vast majority of manufacturing jobs in the Western world actually are highly-skilled positions, because machines/robots have long replaced people for most of the menial tasks (and a lot of the highly-skilled ones as well).

Boffins prove the existence of jet-setters

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"Boffins" don't know science.

"The researchers are very reluctant to describe how the data was obtained and who was involved,"

Then the research is by definition bad science. Any study without full disclosure of methodology is invalid. All of their conclusions are dependent on the methodology being sound, and without full disclosure that is not proveable.

SanDisk makes sub-SSDs for sub-laptops

Steven Knox
IT Angle

(the 'p' stands for a PATA interface)

PATA? Really? Given the premium for SSDs anyway, is it really too much to ask for a SATA interface?

Steven Knox
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What to call them

DON'T call them low-cost systems. They're NOT. Many of them cost as much as low-end notebooks, yet have only about 1/3 the specs.

How about "Toy Laptops"? Just like toy dogs, they're more for show than for any real use and their owners are way too enamoured of them.

Time Warner gives America metered internet

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Joke

Lord High Sanvalvwag

"If you saddle some users with a 5GB monthly cap at 768kbps, you're targeting more than just extreme bandwidth lovers. Comcast is also mulling a bandwidth cap, but it's thinking 250GB."

Not fot 768kbps, they [Comcast] aren't. At 768kbps, the maximum you can download in a 30-day period is 237.3GB. The real news is that Time Warner is still selling cable internet access at 768kps! FOR $30!! 768kbps ADSL in these parts is priced around $10, FFS. For $30, you should be getting 3Mbps minimum.

My guess is they selected Beaumont by looking for the town where they thought the population was most gullible, so they could "prove" that All Merika must love their insane plans.

The joke? TW, of course.

World realizes Google home page is 'illegal'

Steven Knox
IT Angle

Reasonably accessible

From COPA, defining "cospicuously post":

" (5) In the case of an online service, any other reasonably

accessible means of making the privacy policy available for consumers

of the online service."

I'm sure Google would argue that their search box is reasonably accessible. I'm not so sure I agree.

@Chris C:

Isn't that like packaged products where the in-the-box license states "By opening this box, you agree to this license"? By performing a search for the privacy policy, you have no way to review it and determine if you want to accept the risks or not (aside from having your IP address logged).

If that's your definition, then EVERY website with an access log (i.e, 99.999999999% of all websites) is illegal, because they all log your IP address before you have the opportunity to opt out. If COPA was really intended to include IP address logging, I'm quite sure it will be struck down as impossible to implement.

Safari practices self-love, claims code monkey

Steven Knox
Boffin

The correct answer...

for the event test is actually NONE OF THESE:

if (!event)

if (event == null)

if (event === null)

I'll leave it to you to figure out why, and how to test properly. Remember to show your work.

Steven Knox
Boffin

The correct answer...

Okay, here's a hint: for starters, you have to know the difference between 0 and null AND false AND undefined.

DARPA's Heliplane retrocopter project in trouble

Steven Knox
Coat

Talk about redundancies!

"a reduction in force that reduces its employee work force"

PS. Why can't the comment form remember that I don't want it to remember me on this computer? ; )

HP biased against BIOS password security

Steven Knox
Boffin

In the REAL world

"... in reality security is about in-depth defence. Each layer of the security onion needs to be as impenetrable as possible," Ken Munro, a director of SecureTest, explained.

So he would argue that cops should be required to wear bulletproof shirts under their bulletproof vests?

In reality, there are finite resources available, so security is about minimizing risk by focusing effort on pieces which best complement each other to cover as many holes as possible (starting with the most likely and/or most at risk.)

BIOS passwords essentially cover the "boot" option, which is also covered by HDD passwords. But HDD passwords cover many more holes, and do a better job overall. So the BIOS password at this point is redundant, and time would be better spent covering other holes.

Microsoft urges Windows users to shun 'carpet bombing' Safari

Steven Knox
Boffin

Standards Compliance

Derek -- You clearly have not had the required minimum exposure to Monty Python. Please refrain from visiting tech sites until you have spent at least 96 hours (preferably in a row) absorbing their work. Their treatise on tigers in Africa is an absolute necessity in the modern world of IT. You may also find the BBC's seminal 4-volume treatise on the history of the Black Adder and the collected works of Dougals Adams greatly enrich your experience of the Register and sites like it.

Download al Qaeda manuals from the DoJ, go to prison?

Steven Knox
Unhappy

Academic Purposes

"In any circumstances and in any organisation (including our University) discovery of such material -being held for non-academic purposes by a clerical member of staff - would prompt reasonable anxiety."

The press reports indicate that Yezza had the manual because he was printing it for a student -- surely that's an academic purpose? Surely that's something University officials could have easily determined BY TALKING TO THE MAN?

At any rate, you're making the exact mistake that Nottingham Uni made, and which is the subject of this article: you're prejudging the motive. How do you know why that individual had that document? Even "clerical members of staff" can study and learn, you know -- that's a key part of the "academic freedom" you claim your University embraces.

Heaviest Virgin Media downloaders face new daytime go-slow

Steven Knox
Coat

"Plus there are no boring download limits..."

Sounds true to me -- as a regular Reg reader, I find the limits Virgin puts on downloading quite entertaining.

Will Seagate build a flash SSD foundry?

Steven Knox
Coat

The real question:

When Seagate does get into the SSD business, how much time and money will it spend trying to convince its customers that 1GB = 2^30 bytes instead of 10^9?

Man accused of siphoning $50,000 in micro-payments from Schwab, E-trade

Steven Knox
Boffin

@Christopher Stith

"It's amazing that they think anyone smart enough to both understand the power of multiplication and write the automated sign-up script would be stupid enough to do it from a location to which he would easily be tied. It'll be even more amazing if they turn out to be right."

Please stop confusing intelligence with wisdom. It's not at all surprising that someone intelligent enough to do that would be arrogant enough not to think that he should cover his tracks better. It happens all the time.

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