* Posts by BOFHfollower

9 posts • joined 12 Jan 2018

BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet

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Re: IP address Easter Egg

Yes I tried this too

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IP address Easter Egg

I was hoping the customer figures of 213,164 going back to 1982 was an IP address (213.164.198.2) that was for the register or something, alas I came up with nothing!

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Check everyday

I check the register everyday for the latest tech news etc, but am always looking for a new BOFH episode, its like checking your bank balance to see if you've been paid.

Keep them coming Simon

BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly

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Two Bofh's in a week I could get used to this, keep them coming Simon!!

BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol

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Christmas is saved and comes ealry

Hurrah Christmas is saved and comes early as the BOFH finally returns

Yale Weds: Just some system maintenance, nothing to worry about. Yale Thurs: Nobody's smart alarm app works

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PJ Morgan Rollback

Surely he had a rollback plan!

Astroboffins 'sprinkle iron filings' over remnant supernova

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I don't understand how if the supernova happened in 1987 and it is 168,000 light years from Earth, surely we would only see what happened 168,000 years ago not 31 years ago.

When you look at the sun ("you must never look at the sun": Sir Patrick Moore) apparently you are seeing the sun where it was 10 minutes earlier and not its actual position as the distance is so great it takes the light coming from the sun 10 minutes to reach us.

Ok everyone feel free to correct my ignorance.

If this laptop is so portable, where's the keyboard, huh? HUH?

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I thought it was a girl too, not that that makes any difference

BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service

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Brilliant

Brilliant as usual can't wait for the next one. More BOFH please.

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