Posts by Stretch

Wait...

How fast is a fart in a frying pan?

So wait...

...there's no content, and they want £10 a month? And you get a crappy white-labelled PVR that won't be as good as your new TVs inbuilt?

"We didn't want to be constrained by TV thinking, we are mobile people." I read this as, "We did no market research and are totally clueless. And if you have a problem we won't be able to fix it".

She should sue her parents for calling her Sondra.

Github is absolutely the worst thing to happen to humanity in its entire history by a fair margin.

Spanners

Love how all this has focused mostly on spanners.

Someone just ddos it

I'm not sure why they bother

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Hence all the Linux flavours.

a lot of consultants made a lot of money of this

" the puzzle is why it has taken Windows so long to catch up"

Yeah. Gotta say I have wanted this for years and years and years. When I'm working I have a whole load of programs making up the "state" of a project, if you will. Arranging these on separate desktops has always been something I have thought would make context switching easier.

If programs on "hidden" desktops could be set to suspend that would be handy.

A feature I'd love to have is a Windows 10 tablet as a screen of my Windows 10 PC. I'm sure they can do this for games too if Valve manages it. Perhaps this is already mentioned and I missed it.

Whatever you may think of the phones, those people are total scumbags. Conning people into believing in "fashion" and parting millions of fools from their money on a daily basis.

So they deserve each other.

oh fuck off you lying sack of shit

"This was a very mysterious concept to us."

You have a self-awareness problem then. Coz we could all see what you were going to do. And you did. Hence all the forks.

What about...

...raising it to, say, body temperature before the test? Or hotter as my phone at least gets bloody warm when Ingressing.

I'm wondering what heat would do to this. Bet these were all icy cold.

and hat tip to Somtimes_Right, posted as I did.

Building apps and javascript doesn't count tbh.

Also, i like "what is there to do in berlin: leave"

what an asshat!

Great way to make yourself popular locally.

Oh he has to pay for some upkeep out of his BILLION DOLLAR FORTUNE. Oh deary, deary me. Poor rich guy.

What I don't understand, is that they knew where he lived, and didn't sort the problem quickly and quietly by drowning the fucker on his own precious beach.

Swim.

Starting new party...

EU Independence Party. We will start by hacking off a chunk of Kent, call it part of the EU, allowing people Human Rights and all the things the toryscum want rid of, separate from this racist, xenophobic, warmongering, foul, awful, overpriced shithole we call the "UK".

There will be beer.

that's some nice subediting

insider trading MUCH?

This has all brought me total and blissful joy.

This has been orchestrated by a sock puppeting advertising agency. Nothing to do with 4chan at all, just using their name.

"faithful"

...is so the right word. They remind me of every other religious nutjob.

how come everything in Switzerland is so corrupt?

i assume this is only cool for those who can be influenced by "key influencers", or "fucktards", not for the rest of us.

Anyway, please join me in a campaign of hate directed against that idiot CoolBrands company.

WTF are all these comments about

Nazism? Football? Xenophobia? Crumbs when did the dailymail readership turn up.

Anyway, I agree with Amazon here really but not because of any of their arguments. I'm a supporter of trade unions but I don't believe in these collective pay agreements. They are just backwards and de-motivating. The union should act on the behalf of each individual and use collective action to support individuals in the face of any bullying or unfair actions from the company.

Interestingly if anyone was to make use of this information it would instantly become wrong.

If you tell the scammer you are going to exploit him when he tries to connect then it would not be a crime. I doubt many of them have any idea what they are doing or how, and would answer "yes, ok" to anything you say

Attention Macscum

Question: Did you not see The Fappening?

Question: Do you really want to use Apple Pay?

If the answers are yes you seriously need to reconsider your continued existence.

macscum are not people