Posts by Stretch

A1000

The A1000 was an awesome phone, and much better than the shitePhone that completely ripped it off and destroyed the P900 dev community.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

I bet all these scum breathed oxygen too! Ban it!!

"when it comes to..."

...brainwashing the sheeple.

this is not new, they've been commiting this offence for years and have never changed despite complaints and rulings such as this. they'll do nothing different as all they do is pay some muppets to mail-shot for them.

Magic Quadrants can be easily understood:

x-axis: represents the weight, thickness and consistancy of the brown envelopes

y-axis: this denotes the quality of the dinners and luches provided

blob size: this is used to rate free gifts("merch") and/or junket received

Thieves.

Thieves.

I name element 125 Slagium. Live with it.

Someone go buy some of that tinned rotting fish and smear it on them on something.

see now you fanbois can't even access the pictures you no longer own. fooligans.

"specialising in fixing Macs"

nuff said.

nothing should ever be based on javascript. horrible slow ancient legacy garbage. They'll probably insist on everything being JSON too. Useless pathetic stripy jumper wearing "creative" people thinking they can code.

But gz on scamming 11million quid out of the ill-informed "investors" (read "suckers"). Should fund their crapple-habit for a few months.

stop it with these stories

how about writing a story that doesn't mention fucking crapple?

thankfully these luddiites' industry is dying and soon they won't have the money to pay their fancy laywer attack dogs

this is normal french customer service right?

new products = pink slips

hmm one less to fix all the massive and glaring spring bugs. damn it.

Did we find like 25 more planets full of people somewhere? And they all use facebook? No wonder its worth £100 Billion! Oh wait its not...

this bug is easy to fix: take your crapple products. smash them into a billion pieces.

all she did was tell the truth. seems it hurts. maybe there is justice in the world and there will be food poisoning at the council's canteen.

sometimes there is not enogh vomit in the world. gift of fucking grace my fucking arse.

10% is nothing

Just think, you could end war and poverty in Africa, cure cancer and put a man on Mars if you just liquidated Crapple and used the product of Bubble 2.0 for the good of mankind...

Fine them 1000% of revenue. Its only what they deserve.

good thing those macscum can goof around all day or they might do some dangerous, like think.

The parents just rolled a druid. They're busy.

This is why we need European time in the UK - so raiding is easier.

Aviva Headquarters...

...is St. Helens Tower (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Helen%27s_%28Building%29).

And legacy system decommisioning has been the Aviva / NU IT departments main task for the last 20 years.

Funny how those who download their films via torrents NEVER have some greedy company pull the bait and switch on them like this.

Brave to go public

How long before this guy find himself in those cells of the back of this?

Major fracture detected. Automatic medical system engaged. Morphine administered.