* Posts by Anonymous Cowtard

22 posts • joined 11 Sep 2017

One click and you're out: UK makes it an offence to view terrorist propaganda even once

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Re: Heavenly Source are Almighty Sees ..... in Bare Naked Territories*

Yes officer, this post right here.

Q. What's a good thing to put outside a building of spies? A: A banner saying 'here we are!'

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Re: You are so wrong.

Things have changed. When GCHQ moved to The Doughnut there was an open day for family members, and another a couple of years later. They gave out GCHQ balloons and pencils.

UK spy overseer: Snooper's Charter cockups are still getting innocents arrested

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Re: Not quite sure why any compensation was paid ?

The newly discovered fact was that police staff had incorrectly typed an IP address.

Are you aware of the gravity of the situation on Mars? Why yes, say boffins: We rejigged Curiosity to measure it

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Re: Is Big G truly a universal CONSTANT?

Do not feed the Binra.

The lighter side of HMRC: We want your money, but we also want to make you laugh

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Re: pay-your--mortgage-for-you benefit (do you still get that as well, it used to exist

Support for Mortgage Interest (SMI) used to pay the interest on a mortgage, capital repayment was the responsibility of the homeowner.

SMI was changed to a loan last year : https://www.moneywise.co.uk/news/2018-04-26/dwp-admits-42000-claimants-have-had-mortgage-help-stopped

Crystal ball gazers declare that Windows 10 has finally overtaken Windows 7

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Re: Android

"overtook both of them combined 2 years ago."

Did you read the article? I did, it's about desktop OS prevalence.

It's the end of 2018, and this is your year in security

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Re: A Question for Mullers and Mullahs Alike re Future Years in Play

To amanfromMars 1 : why do you use so many capitalisations? It makes your posts appear to be written by a conspiracy theory idiot, clearly you are not an idiot. I feel most of your downvotes come from the needless capitalisations, personally I see the first sentence then skip to the next comment.

Peak tech! Bacon vending machine signals apex of human invention

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Re: Cowtard ...

Coconut bacon sounds like a Reeves & Mortimer sketch, I'll order some purely for that reason :)

Anonymous Cowtard

As a lifelong non-carnist who has never eaten meat bacon : Quorn bacon is not an edible foodstuff. Yuck.

Why millions of Brits' mobile phones were knackered on Thursday: An expired Ericsson software certificate

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Re: Days like today are when I'm thankful

"What job do you work in where you can stand to lose so much without data for 1 day?"

Data not a problem, it was phone calls on the road & on the job.

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Days like today are when I'm thankful

for my £120/year backup phone on a different network.

364 days a year it's a slight annoyance, today it saved me thousands.

Can't read my, can't read my... broker face: Premium Credit back online a week after cyber attack

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I make no apologies for being a spelling Nazi when professional journalists display poor spelling skills.

For all the excitement, Pie may be Android's most minimal makeover yet – thankfully

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Oreo update on a £100 phone.

Wileyfox Swift 2, 2 years old.

Ok, I lost my ringtones and default SMS returned to bloody Truecaller.

How hack on 10,000 WordPress sites was used to launch an epic malvertising campaign

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" at least 40,000 clicks on malicious adverts"

Who clicks on adverts? Has anybody here ever clicked an ad? Does anybody know somebody who has clicked on an ad?

I've accidentally clicked on ads twice. A casual survey of friends and family shows a similar pattern. Those 40,000 clicks can't all be accidental.

Airbus windscreen fell out at 32,000 feet

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Re: Ram Air?

600ish mph? Allow me to refine your estimate.

The report states 800-900kph, 850kph= 528mph.

I'm all out of maths now.

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Re: At least the toilet didn't fall off from the sky.

In October 2012, a live leopard shark fell out of the sky.

British Crackas With Attitude chief gets two years in the cooler for CIA spymaster hack

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"How do you explain the 2 year delay on your CV? "

With great ease : link to media reports such as this one. He has a brilliant mind and deserves rehabilitation alongside punishment. He would be a great asset to a security-focused outfit.

Software gremlin robs Formula 1 world champ of season's first win

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Re: Health and Safety...???

"Probably not, but it could happen"

It has already happened, they call it F1 e-sport.

What a mesh: BT Whole Home Wi-Fi users moan over update

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"Mine fails to even notice some devices on the network. They can use the network but don't show up in any admin screens as being on the network."

Connected devices using static IP's don't show up in any admin screens on my HH5, DHCP devices can be seen. I can't figure out why the manufacturers would think this is a good thing.

Stephen Hawking dies, aged 76

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So long,

and thanks for all the physics.

Daily Stormer binned by yet another registrar, due to business risks

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Re: It beings.

It beings.

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