* Posts by el kabong

134 posts • joined 8 Aug 2017

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Ho ho ho! Washington DC sends Zuckerberg a sueball-shaped present

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New yacht, new private jet, new girlfriends, you name it.

2019 will be a great year for those guys, absolutely!

Expired cert... Really? #O2down meltdown shows we should fear bungles and bugs more than hackers

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the buses still ran...

Yes, this time they still ran but in the future maybe not.

As things are headed now everything will stop working when a network meltdown occurs.

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Move fast, break things

break your neck too.

Keen for much-hyped quantum computing to finally land? Don't expect it for a decade

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Quantum mysticism

In relation to quantum quite a few people appear to base their beliefs on silly but attractive fantasies, namely the concept of parallel universes and similar nonsense. I wonder where they got such "knowledge," Deepak Chopra?

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The proof is in the pudding

Quantum annealing appears to work to some degree, that indicates that quantum computing might be possible, on small scales at least it appears to do its thing.

But we need more, they'll have to go and do something that solves a wider range of problems while working at scale, that is all the proof that is needed. I wouldn't hold my breath while they're at it though.

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People should focus on the fundamentals first

We have yet to understand what drives quantum behavior and what its limits are. A few days ago a preprint paper was posted suggesting (credibly) that quantum phenomena might not be universal, this means that quantum phenomena might break down when certain thresholds are crossed.

If the hints provided are proven to be correct (and we have very good reasons to believe that they are) then we will never be able to build large quantum computers only very small ones.

People working on quantum computers today are missing the big picture, I really doubt they will someday produce anything that is mildly useful, perhaps in the very far future someone will be able to pull that off but it will be not be them, they are too clueless.

SEAL up your data just like Microsoft: Redmond open-sources 'simple' homomorphic encryption blueprints

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Tech that creates more problems than it solves

Perhaps this one will fail but you cannot blame them for not trying. Tech that creates more problems than it solves has been paying microsoft very good dividends for quite long, definitely a keeper!

I can see that microsoft still retains its business acumen.

Why is my Windows 10 preview build ticking? Microsoft reminds users that previews have timebombs

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Windows itself is a ticking time bomb.

It ticks, it explodes. Often it blows while in the middle of an explosion.

Then it restarts ticking.

It's all a matter of time: Super-chill atomic clock could sniff gravitational waves, dark matter

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third hit on google: "general relativity is false"

I fear that too many people will support that idea, there are many people out there who refuse science, people like most most supporters of the USA's pussy-grabber-in-chief. I fear that most of them will never accept that general relativity is correct.

We all fall together. Azure MFA takes a tumble for the second week running

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BOH-RING!!!!!!!!!!!

Another Microsoft fuck up, big deal.

Microsoft fuck ups cost you less than half a dime a dozen these days, or cheaper if you get them in bulk.

Microsoft readies the swatter as more bugs wriggle out of the Windows 10 woodwork

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Why is this even news?

This is not news, this is business as usual. Microsoft fuck-ups are half a dime a dozen!

These fuck-ups are so boring, they've become too predictable so why waste time on them? They are not especially valuable or interesting as news items.

Let's just move on, ok?

Facebook spooked after MPs seize documents for privacy breach probe

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Faecebook zucks

it zucks and it sucks.

If at first or second you don't succeed, you may be Microsoft: Hold off installing re-released Windows Oct Update

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Technical debt

The windows code base in particular seems to have so much debt accumulated that I suspect (very strongly) micro$oft will never be able to repay it in full.

In the end windows will have to go, windows will be left to rot alone ending its miserable life as a piece of abandonware among many others. micro$soft will get tired of all the painful meddling windows takes and will let it go. That day is approaching fast!

Facebook's CEO on his latest almighty Zuck-up: OK, we did try to smear critics, but I was too out-of-the-loop to know

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Zuck's so busy making faecebook great again that he's got no time.

Zuck is too busy to know anything about the inner workings of faecebook.

Making faecebook great again is very hard work!

Windows 10 Pro goes Home as Microsoft fires up downgrade server

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The joke is on you!

You get screwed over and over by microshaft and yet seem to believe this all a laughing matter.

Respect yourself, or no one else will respect you.

GitHub lost a network link for 43 seconds, went TITSUP for a day

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Complication posing as complexity.

Most of the apparent complexity you see in IT is fake, you can easily complicate trivial matters and make them look complex to the lazy eye, just ask a lawyer how it's done.

Complication is not the same as complexity, complexity, to be real, must be an essential attribute of the problem while complication results from either laziness, ignorance or ill intentions.

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Joke

Better yet, they should have put it on a blockchain

Then they'd never have any of those problems, they'd never get that far.

Unsure why you can't log into Office 365? So is Microsoft

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Have they tried turning it off and on again?

Microsoft taught us to do just that.

And it really works!

Google Cloud chief joins Saudi shindig exodus over journalist's worrying disappearance

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Why did he feel he had to make that comment, you ask?

He's the Union's pussy-grabber-in-chief he can say whatever he wants when he wants the way he wants.

Fed up with cloud giants ripping off its database, MongoDB forks new 'open-source license'

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The new license makes it much easier for them to litigate and win

So, "how do they propose to enforce this new license?"

If needed they will use litigation, of course. but they will do it on terms that are much more favorable to them.

Microsoft yanks the document-destroying Windows 10 October 2018 Update

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Data slurping, of course!

Everyone is doing it so... why not?

It's over 9,000! Boffin-baffling microquasar has power that makes the LHC look like a kid's toy

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A blue light photon carries an energy between 2.50 and 2.75 eV

Each photon coming form the microquasar carries around 25 TeVs, that's not twelve but THIRTEEN orders of magnitude above. That microquasar produces really powerful gamma rays.

This is to make things clear, as some failed to recognize my mosquito remark above as being an attempt at a joke.

P.S. The LHC is not that shabby either.

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The "doesn't impress me" part was intended as a joke

Comparing the energies of the microquasar's gamma rays to the kinetic energy of a flying mosquito was also intended as a joke.

What really matters here is the density of energy, and it is really enormous. For comparison, a blue light photon carries an energy between 2.50 and 2.75 eV while for the microquasar's gamma rays each photon carries around 25 TeVs, that's not twelve but THIRTEEN orders of magnitude above.

All that energy concentrated in such a tiny particle. That's really impressive!!!

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25 TeV vs 14 TeV

That's not much of a difference, I'd say the LHC holds its own quite well, the LHC is a mere human made contraption after all.

That said, it's about the kinetic energy of 25 flying mosquitoes going against 14 flying mosquitoes.

It doesn't impress me!!!

What could be more embarrassing for a Russian spy: Their info splashed online – or that they drive a Lada?

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Security exemptions

Those are special cases and special cases fall under special laws. The GDPR is a general law, a special law can never go against a general law. I'm pretty confident the GDPR legislators left ample room for adequate special laws.

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No need for Russia to be a part of the EU

The spy only needs to live legally in the EU in order to get full protection under the GDPR.

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If the spy is living in the EU...

then yes, it is illegal under the GDPR.

Unless the spy has given you explicit permission to out him.

Ex-Cisco chief John Chambers: Tech biz bods are 'too arrogant'

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"If the CEO doesn't want to be coached..."

I'm curious, could anyone tell me how good was Chambers' performance as a coachee in his younger days?

Facebook can't root out fake news and hate talk, but – oh look – it has software to catch bugs

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And their next step will be...

Put a new bug catcher one level above the first bug catcher to catch bug catcher bugs below.

The eyes don't have it! AI's 'deep-fake' vids surge ahead in realism

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Your next iPhone, maybe

If Steve Jobs were still alive I bet he would come up with something.

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An unhackable camera connected to a blockchain will do the trick.

Voilá!

Raspberry Pi supremo Eben Upton talks to The Reg about Pi PoE woes

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Very brief but large current spikes flowing in the pi

Triggering undervoltage warnings and causing it to fail. Erroneous warnings, apparently.

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Joke

They held the hat wrong

Do it according to the official approved way and it will just work. It's magic!

Software dev-turned-councillor launches rubbish* chatbot

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With facebook you get way more than that, you get absolute privacy nightmares

100% guaranteed

facebook's vast collection of malpractices go way beyond what one could reasonably call "privacy concerns."

I've seen the future of consumer AI, and it doesn't have one

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It is both "A" and "I"

When mixed with marketing the "I" usually stands for Idiocy

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Everything "I" about AI, the "I" stands for Idiocy

Artificial Idiocy all around.

Excuse me, but your website's source code appears to be showing

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Always pick the right tool for the job

If you're into Linux Kernel development then git will be the right tool to do your job so please, by all means, use git.

But remember, never choose a wrench when a screwdriver is best suited to get the job done.

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Too many people start with a solution when they should be starting with a problem instead.

First pick someone else's solution without considering it's adequacy to solve your problem that seems to be the way to go these days. Now you have two problems to solve instead of just one, if you're lucky.

You want how much?! Israel opts not to renew its Office 365 vows

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Israel would be killing two birds with one stone then

Causing their idiotic enemies to commit to ruinous deals while choosing the better deal for themselves. Very shrewd of them, little wonder Israel seems to be doing so well.

Drama as boffins claim to reach the Holy Grail of superconductivity

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String theory is not even wrong

as someone said.

And quantum computing... oh my God!!! Those people trying to make it work would do far better working on the fundamentals first, huge disappointment lies ahead. Quantum is not what they think, there is no way it will ever work the way they want, quantum has a charm of its own.

UK chip and PIN readers fall ill: Don't switch off that terminal!

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Whaaattt? Turning it off and on again is not allowed???

How are people supposed to fix things if barred from using the absolute best tool of their trade? Turning it off and on again really works, nearly 99% of all problems can be fixed that way, it's magic!

Former NSA top hacker names the filthy four of nation-state hacking

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NOOOO!! Can't be true!!!

Tell me it ain't so!

Brit tech forges alliance to improve cyber security as MPs moan over 'acute scarcity' of experts

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Trollface

Experts... we've had enough of those.

Experts and their facts, they are out to fool you. I don't trust them and you shouldn't trust them either.

I'm entitled to my own facts, no expert will ever know my facts better than myself.

Did you know? The word 'Taiwan' would crash iOS thanks to a buggy filter for the Chinese govt

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Go to bed with dogs...

wake up with fleas.

But they don't care, those fleas are worth billion$$$ and that's what apple really cares

Things that make you go hmmm: Do crypto key servers violate GDPR?

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A teacup in a Storm

The issue is real and should be addressed properly, dismissing it so cavalierly would be reckless.

Google weeps as its home state of California passes its own GDPR

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Microsoft CEO wades into ICE outcry: Cool it, we only do legacy mail

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Torture little children... no problem, you are not a criminal

you are just making 'muricah great again. Kudos to you!

Microsoft shoves US govt IT contract where ICE throws kids: Out of sight in a chain-link cage

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Those 6 million, they did complain

but only for a short while, I mean they were not like those pesky customers who keep calling your customer service giving no one any peace.

Aussie bloke wins right to sue Google over 'underworld' images

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Maybe he was...

and he wants to erase his past. Now we'll never know, google can't help.

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