Perfect full english
Bacon - back bacon, ideally grilled, crispy, 2 rashers
Eggs - fried, yolk must be runny, 2 of em
No friend bread, crusty wholemeal bread for me, toasted til golden, lots of real butter
Sausage - would eat any, prefer better quality ones, 2 please!
Tomatoes - real tomatoes halved and fried in the pan. Need to be good quality ones, well seasoned.
Baked beans - Heinz baked beans, in their own ramekin
Tomato ketchup - on the side!
Mushrooms, fried with lots of garlic.
Black pudding - two slices.
Black coffee, 1 sugar, and orange juice on the side.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
