* Posts by Rick Brasche

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Greenpeace reveals WORLD'S FILTHIEST CLOUDS – and the cleanest may shock you

Rick Brasche

waitaminnit

eBay is practically right down the street, tied into the same utility grid as my office. How do they know what power comes from coal and what doesn't once it enters the grid?

Electricity doesn't come in flavors. Or have identifying packets.

this is too much witchdoctery and straight up propaganda.

Nvidia, VMware join to pipe high-quality 3D graphics from the cloud

Rick Brasche

Re: More cloud frauds going on...

I'm already playing modern games across their GRID service using the Nvidia Shield handheld and a 4G WiFi hot spot. Plays reasonably well and I'm definitely not on a gigabyte pipe here with this setup. Seems the system is smart enough to degrade graphics a little to cope with lag issues.

Every little helps: Dirty MOLE BANDITS clean out Tesco ATM from BELOW

Rick Brasche

86K of British money, on site, for an ATM, in a department store? That's a whole lot of $USTP!

Most ATM's are filled with less than 5K (US) and if more is needed, it is delivered from the bank the morning it is loaded.

Do they have 16 fully stocked ATM's in one store?

Something smells dirty to me.....

MtGox finds 200,000 Bitcoin in old wallets

Rick Brasche

Re: ::shakes head::

the dirty "secret" is that it's almost true.

whomever has the most bitcoins under their control, IS essentially bitcoin. Unlike the USD that takes the entire weight of a nation like China or a hundred billionaires to manipulate a few percentage points (not counting the US politicians who can do so as part of their jobs), one or two controlling agents can bomb or build BC's value. And are doing so. It's a lot easier to herd cats than millionaires, but either way, herding one or two is a lot easier than a hundred or more

BOFH: On the PFY's Scottish estate, no one can hear you scream...

Rick Brasche

now they do a lot of bleaching with oxygen. Pure O2, cryogenically stored on-site (Weyerhauser, early 1990's) at significant energy cost to produce, transport in large dewar bottle trucks, where a significant portion is lost due to venting while stored and travelling through pipes.

Not sure there's a net savings there either.

Planes fail to find 'credible' candidate for flight MH370 wreckage

Rick Brasche

people are trying so hard to eliminate the tried-and-true fact that there ARE actually crazy/evil people out there in the world, that do real bad things for no logical reason that the rest of the world can understand.

All these special theories of fires that somehow overwhelm absolutely everyone in seconds after the pilot has made a deliberate course correction, while simultaneously shutting down almost all telemetry from the aircraft, and activating absolutely no indicator or sensor prior to this 3-5 second window stretch things a lot harder than repeated proven historical precedent of deadly acts by insane individuals.

It's a huge world out there, and for those who disparage religion, it's important to remember that also means the world is not somehow required to make sense. Bad sh*t happens, at random. To believe there is always a "reason" other than this, is to actually be participating in the same "crutch" that the religious depend on.

Virtual reality? Two can play THAT GAME, says Sony: New headset revealed for the PS4

Rick Brasche

so no more gaming point in my brother-in-law's 55 inch 3D capable telly that the PS4 is plugged into?

This sort of technology could be very disruptive to the "Upgrade your Telly Every Tax Return" business model. Way too many people not playing games or watching TV with friends or family, and paired/multiple headsets would satisfy the gaming crowd.

For those who do not interact with the real world whilst imbibing their virtual entertainment, the need for uber screens will fade.

Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github

Rick Brasche

Re: Yes, because if we don't say its name, it'll go away...

if living in and around SF for over a decade has taught me anything, the guy spewing "faggot" the most these days is gay himself and using the term without irony.

Rick Brasche

Some "offense" more allowed than others of course.

"freaking out the straights" was quite the cool thing until those freaks became the new straights and then started the official cult of Litigious Butthurt.

Facebook's Zuckerberg buttonholes Obama, rages against NSA dragnet spying

Rick Brasche

Re: A translation

Zuckerberg and many of the Silicon Valley elite are among the largest financial contributors to the DNC. Not to mention their propaganda functions and media saturation that don't "count" even though they'd cost millions if paid for that exposure.

Prez answers the phone because he knows who gave him his seat.

Battling with Blizzard's new WoW expansion and Diablo revamp

Rick Brasche

all I (and a million Koreans) wanna know..

is Where TF is the last piece of Starcraft II? Is the WoW cash cow and D3 auction house all there is to Blizzard anymore, where an expansion using the same game engine and many of the same assets, with only "balance" tweaks and a few new units, takes two years? We're 4 years out from the original release, so let's get this over with. then we'll leave Blizzard alone to milk their WoW players.

Tiny fly-inspired RoboBee takes flight at Harvard

Rick Brasche

and taken out by the slightest breeze

as was explained on the box of a toy helicopter:

"these are basically 1/40th scale helicopters. Full-sized helicopters can't fly well in high winds-if a full size helicopter has difficulty in 50 mph wind,your model will have difficulty with 1-2mph. There's nothing to be done about it."

A lot more power and wing area that can be used to fight wind than a robofly and they're useless at anything stronger than the flatulence after Taco Bell. Turn on a decent fan (or hell, the A/C) and these "drones" are at the mercy of the system.

Increase the power through some sort of future-wish battery and motor tech? People will hear the flying dentist drill from two closed doors away.

AAA-CHOO! and the latest snooper pastes itself against the wall...Hopefully not carrying some sort of antipersonnel chemical agents when ya swat it.

Climate change forces women into prostitution - US politicians

Rick Brasche

this used to be a joke about Yellow Journalism

and now it's day-by-day headlines accepted as fact:

World Will End Tomorrow, Women and Minorities Hardest Hit.

Outsourced space trucks battle for US middleweight lifting title

Rick Brasche
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good.

civilian competition in the orbital launch business. Now a passenger lift/manned lunar mission/mass lift record isn't about national pride and propaganda, it's about corporate bottom lines and earning customers. let the new "space race" begin!

Want a coffee with Tim Cook? Better start saving now

Rick Brasche

I was all in for the Musk interview

until they said it was only a tour of the LA headquarters. I've seen all sorts of offices already. I want to go where the real magic happens. No one is assembling Merlins in LA. No one is doing airframe work, getting their hands dirty and making dreams actually perform in the real world.

Seen enough dreamers. Want to hang with the do-ers.

US to hand out wads of green (cards) in bid to staff tech industry

Rick Brasche

Re: We're not all here to export your jobs to India...

is it fair US Citizens who have NOT murdered several people and are NOT incarcerated in the middle of Texas have less rights as well?

thought not.

But if we executed the multiple murderers or didn't treat them as poor broken victims and make sure they didn't feel "disrespected", how much whinging from your side of the pond would we get then?

Meanwhile all of us here who have been working our entire adult lives to support those on the dole and in the System, get it from both sides.

'Charge memory' boffins: Hungover Li-Ion batts tell fat whoppers

Rick Brasche

In the radio control and EV world,

we have always been warned against depleting a lithium based chemistry battery. Problems with cell balance and "venting with flame" were significantly reduced when our speed controllers automatically shut down before any cell in a battery gets too low.

In other words, "Never Go Full Discharge". :)

Get lost, drivers: Google Maps is not for you – US judge

Rick Brasche
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from my cold dead hands..

I run Google Maps on my iDrone..errr..iPhone as a GPS, the device mounted in a cradle. I use it for realtime navigation just the same as if I were able to afford some newer car with a corporate subscription plan navigation system.

It's "hands free" by every definition.

So bite off, nanny state. Some of us aren't so defective that we cannot process instrumentation and external conditions at the same time.

What's next? gonna force us to cover the gauge clusters so those needles and displays telling us vehicle status aren't too "distracting"?

CA needs to quit legislating to the lowest common denominator. This "Idiocracy" thing is getting very old.

US funds Europa mission

Rick Brasche

gah

we can blow trillions for banks to buy up their competition, millions to fly presidential families to vacations around the world (with their multiton armored vehicles, royal retinues and security/military personnel. We can throw away more in foreign aid and to people who haven't contributed anything to society other than crime statistics in three generations.

But we can't find money for our own supercollider, or a Mars mission or a deep solar system probe.

Wisconsin man cuffed over Koch-blocking DDoS attack

Rick Brasche
Joke

headline Reg slacker?

Anonymous Wipes Out Northern Website

Role Reversal: Anonymous @ssholes wipe out TP.

there's got to be better bog roll tie in headlines or memes out there.

You know how your energy bills are so much worse than they were?

Rick Brasche

I wish they'd sell "green" honestly and without FUD or hype.

It is what it is. green(I hate that term, I prefer sustainable") energy, like electric cars, CAN stand on its own merits and even continue to command premium prices-but NOT if its sold with vapor, unicorn f@rts, well-wishes and lies.

All that does is p*ss people off and disappoint those who are truly giving the technology an honest go. It's better to sell a program truthfully, so people get what they expect, than to hype it up and have all your early adopters being disappointed.

Don't sell sustatinable programs as being "cheaper" if they're actually not-forget about long term and intangible future promises or breakthroughs. But you CAN sell on a history of improvement and use that to draw a possible breakthrough as a selling point.

But if after all that, you can't show any benefit, then government subsidy is NOT the way to go. However I don't believe this to be the case-we just need to get the profitteers and "true believers" off the podium.

For example, try something like this: "Wind power-it's not for everyone. When it works, it produces power with minimum emissions, but don't expect it to work all the time. We're working on improvements-last year our best turbine produced X kilowatts over the year, while our newest one today produces X + Y kilowatts. Our testing, financed by the admittedly expensive rates we're charging, lead us to believe next year's unit can generate X+Y+Z and reduce maintenance costs as well- you can see our research at nosmokeandmirrors.com"

Be honest, and people WILL pay. Not all, but enough. Blind us with brilliance, don't baffle us with Bullsh*t. companies like ZAP promised us the world with their golf cart EVs, hiding the flaws behind greenwashing and advertising. Nissan says "here's an electric car, run it and see if it works for you."-and I've personally witnessed dozens of Leafs while Ie seen TWO Model S's in the wild (and I live less than 20 miles from the factory!) Tesla seems to be losing sight of that with the NYT debacle-they created perception about the Model S that isn't being met, even though the technology performs as designed. Had their marketers and shills been open up front and honest about "you're gonna have issues in the cold" with as much fervor as "rich movie stars and moguls say their Model S will save the planet", then the NYT article would have offended and surprised nobody. Jus like no one expects most cars to run far if there's a hole in the gas tank.

computers, cell phones and even gas cars were crap when they first came out. They didn't get better because their producing companies claimed they were already perfect and needed no improvement. People knew the limitations of being an early adopter. Now look where we are.

Sustainable energy needs to follow their example.

Victoria and Albert museum in narrow escape from Napalm Death

Rick Brasche

loudest music?

the sound of all 4 of the Concorde's engines at full takeoff power. Music to me ears

Reg man goes time travelling at iconic observatory

Rick Brasche

time for the nuclear hotfoot?

the tasteful wall to keep the spaced out youth from breaking in before they're harvested?

Samsung: We're doing smart watches too

Rick Brasche

old news?

I stuck my last-gen iPod Nano into a cheap Chinese watch band.

all it needs is 3/4G and bluetooth.

Squillionaire space tourist offers oldsters a holiday to Mars

Rick Brasche

story is lacking

where's the link to sign up?

the wifey loves sitting on FB almost all day as it is. Give us plenty of videogames and we're all set.

seriously :)

Journo says Elon Musk apologized for Tesla battery fiasco

Rick Brasche
Big Brother

LOL

so "normal use" is to sit on your @rse for hours to do what any normal car does in a few minutes?

And doesn't require the use of a monopolized charger whose very technology is controlled by a single entity?

Does anyone but me worry about the amount of telemetry Musk was able to get from both the car and charging stations?

Big Brother Musk is watching you. Correcting the "truthiness" of your narrative.

Higgs hunt halts as CERN prepares LHC upgrades

Rick Brasche

more power!

Scotty would approve.

if it's not running on the edge of failure, it's not trying.

Oh yeah!

Up your wormhole: Star Trek Deep Space 9 turns 20

Rick Brasche

DS9's biggest accomplisments?

Having the lead character hating, not admiring, previous Enterprise captains.

The defining moment of the series? Where Q shows up and challenges Sisko to one of his little "games". They're in a virtual old school "smoker" (boxing match) and Q uses his typical goads and challenges to try to get a reaction, like he did with Picard. Sisko throws a punch and lays the demigod out on the canvas.

Q: "You hit me! Picard never hit me!"

Sisko: "I'm not Picard."

China seeks ‘Oceanauts’ for deep sea exploration

Rick Brasche
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Re: I wonder if they will go the U.S. route....

@ Kharkov

glad to see someone else remembers this movie, full of white folk poorly disguised as Chinese...and the pneumatic tube travel system..

can't forget the Heroic Male Lead warning the Professional Yet Attractive Female vulcanologist to stand away from barely-cooled molten rock after the laser test because she wouldn't possibly know it was still dangeously hot. :)

ViewSonic Pro 9000 laser hybrid LED projector review

Rick Brasche

why not true laser?

I can get lasers in red, blue and green. Most of them are capable of extremely rapid switching.

why not simply write the entire image with laser resolution? Are there no MEMS scanners that can move fast enough?

I know televisions were patented demonstrating this exact scheme, but the patents appear to now be owned by companies still making money on LCD and LED panel systems.

Is there actually a technical reason full laser projection can't happen?

How to launch people into space...

Rick Brasche

don't forget vibration

excessive vibration is also something that must be managed for human spaceflight. It's one of the biggest issues with the Orion/Shuttle SRB concept.

Liberator: the untold story of the first British laptop part 1

Rick Brasche

and this old machine is *still* mostly what the lion's share of the workforce needs even today.

Give it some wifi, a Raspi or similar, SD cards for memory, and power it off of AAs and you've nailed the OLPC. communications and education can still be handled through simple text and audio, the way it was done for generations.

the whole culture of "throw it away because it's old" needs to end sometime

Did hackers uncover Petraeus' saucy affair webmails before FBI?

Rick Brasche

it leads one to wonder

if the account was compromised by "hackers" months ago, could the "threats" the conveniently allowed the FBI to bring this to light have been sent by these "hackers" in order to make this come to light?

Hmmm

iPhone senses you typing on table, bit of wood etc, turns vibes to text

Rick Brasche

one possible use

a spongy neoprene mouse pad with the printed keyboard on it to absorb shock from the fingertips. waterproof or not depending on requirements and appearance, disposable and cheap or customizable as giveaway swag. Problem is that might make it so the vibrations are too muffled to use.

Stob on Quatermass: Was this British TV's finest sci-fi hour?

Rick Brasche
Alien

scariest most disturbingly awesome sci fi Ive seen in years

watched the Quatermass eXperiment last month after hearing about it on El Reg earlier.- it was as sci fi is supposed to be. Cheesy effects were ignorable as we watch humanity treated as less than ants.

Then I realized Id seen it before....tho I gave the credit to someone else. In Russel Davies' last Torchwood episode, Children of Earth, I though finally this guy was able to write something besides gay club scenes and a shagging clubhouse series. CoE was brutal, brilliantly acted, and awesome.

And it was thematically identical to the Quatermass outing. Children being harvested for trivial alien use, humanity powerless to stop it, government in league to suppress the whole thing while hoping to benefit from it, and no real reason on humanity's part to "save" ourselves if the aliens really cared to try again with a little more effort.

why does the BBC not throw its weight behind it's best ideas and writers? Can't an entire national system do something with the likes of Peter K. Hamilton for example, so we're not stuck with Star Wars: Dead Horse Beaten XXVII?

Please! we promise to drink more tea! Or we'll keep Eddie Izzard here as a hostage until you comply? :)

What made us human? Being armed with lethal ranged weapons

Rick Brasche
Mushroom

Re: not really

significant overlap between the "gun control uber alles" nutter set and the "already serving time for felony assault/theft" set too. Not to mention even more overlap when you add the "spent most of their formative and adult years under perception and mood altering chemicals" crowd.

Rick Brasche
Joke

in the same tune as a similar song in a controversial puppet movie

"Humanity...F**k Yeah! "

Obama win may mean NASA 'nauts to Deep Space as soon as 2021

Rick Brasche

if that only wre true

a legacy that actually makes a difference, as opposed to direct wealth transfer to health *insurance* lobbyists? I'd support that!

but I fear that if they can't attach huge entitlements rider (more of "the dole" for you across the pond) it won't be more than lip service to get positive obsequious press coverage and nothing else.

need a "tentatively hopeful" icon

Analyst slams Apple innovation FAIL

Rick Brasche
FAIL

ouch

my RSI-damaged shoulder twinged at the thought of having to do everything reaching out to work a touch screen on the desk.

Only some sort of sadomasochist would think such a thing is a good idea.

Monty Python legend Eric Idle and rockstar boffin Cox write a song

Rick Brasche

there's always the "Animaniacs" version

"it's a great big universe, and we are all really puny...."

Hurricane Sandy: Where are all the cynical online scams?

Rick Brasche
Mushroom

not the scammers

the servers that host the scammers are on the east coast, natch.

James Bond doesn't do CGI: Inside 007's amazing real-world action

Rick Brasche
Go

need a directors cut!

I obsessed about the BD5 as a child, then upon getting older learning that Bond's jet was in fact a real aircraft made the movie all the better. I for one would pay for a version with the original "nausea inducing" flight scenes intact. Blu-ray too please.

finding out now that the gas station scene had a basis in reality..priceless!

No Chinese rescue for bankrupt battery-making golden child A123

Rick Brasche
Flame

once upon a time A123 made batteries for cordless tools and did well.

then they decided to get into electric cars and politics.

now, they're bankrupt.

there is no step 4. while the media/political complex makes money, it seems the political/industrial complex doesn't work so well after the politico has gotten his election contributions.

Flame, in irony. A123 cells were hard to kill, and if any vented with flame, it was under epic stupidity or deliberate.

LOHAN turns up the heat on Vulture 2 motor

Rick Brasche
Flame

another part source option

if you need a smaller sized sheet, the ones used for motorcycle heated grips would probably fit the motor casing better.

flames, cuz, well...it brangs teh HEAT, yo!

Netflix puts end to fumbling, penetrates Scandinavia

Rick Brasche

Dear netflix:

the secret to gaining more customers is not to be *cutting* available online content but to be increasing it.

signed- a 5 year customer whose finding more and more movies and older series are becoming "unavailable" for either disc or stream as time passes.

Cloud engineering could save humantiy, suggests boffin

Rick Brasche
Pint

maybe we should just whitewash our cities and roads?

how about we just cover everything we build with white paint, all our rooftops, parking lots, highways and roads. Change the albedo of all the ever increasing human habitation infrastructure.

Sure it'll be toxic and use up trillions of tons of petrochemicals, but if I can get some politicos to invest in duPont, I'm sure we can green..err..whitewash the public to pay for it.

And unlike screwing with weather, the effects will stay local and can be reversed a lot easier when it's shown to be a bad idea, like controlling pest populations in Australia :P

beer icon because it takes intoxication to understand WTF these 'geoengineers' are thinking and how they get paid such big bank for it.

"we're painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red...."

Slim debut sales for fatter Nintendo 3DS

Rick Brasche

my only interest in upgrading to this device

is knowing soon Nintendo's new games will only be able to run on 3DS hardware. Other than that, I'd leave the 3D mostly switched off. My DSiXL is barely a year old:(

Pollution-gobbling molecules in global warming SMACKDOWN

Rick Brasche

I think I saw this in an anime once

or something else sci-fi.

They create some particle to save us all from evil pollutants. The particles, however, cause dangerous and fatal allergic reactions in most of the human population.

So it's dangerous to be outside whenever these savior clouds are around, and for a while after they've left. Creating a much more hazardous condition than the unspecified "pollution" they were released to clean up.

Of course the company that owns the patent on these magic particles becomes the most powerful corporation on earth, subverting all governments openly....

when it comes to government help, I look to HP Lovecraft: "I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you can not put downe; by the Which I meane, Any that can in Turne call up Somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shal not wish to Answer, and shal commande more than you."

Because not only do you have to worry about what Big Government does to "help", you have to worry what that "help" can bring about.

Angry Brides lob stilettos in dowry shakedown takedown

Rick Brasche

backward traditions?

so can we do something about me having to donate a few months' salary to DeBeers in order to get married in America? Not to mention the obscene cost of *flowers* of all things? :P

Traditions should not be considered "backwards" unless they are as Law. Then it's a backwards LAW that needs to be addressed.

If everyone involved is happy with a tradition, then it's good. If one isn't, then deal with it by not following tradition. If there is no third party forcing that tradition down your throat, then any disagreement should be addressed as part of the arrangement. If you can't agree on something like this, you're not gonna get by being married either.

Boffins glue self-righting ROBO-VELOCIRAPTOR tail to car

Rick Brasche

why not do it the way RC drivers already do?

we're already adjusting the balance of small RC cars in midair by using torque on the rear wheels. Hit the electronic brake to nose down, cram the throttle to nose up. Works really well on those self balancing RC motorcycles with gyroscopes in the rear wheel.

That being said, a properly designed tail can also help compensate for roll, so a tail unit can help in both pitch and roll axes. As well as help physically right a vehicle that borks the landing.

Of course if they can manage both strong and flexible in a tail appendage, they should be able to do it for limbs and eliminate the need for wheels or tracks completely.

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