* Posts by tcmonkey

20 posts • joined 26 Jul 2017

DXC: Everything is going to plan, too well in fact... we've chopped so many staff, our IT projects are now behind

tcmonkey

Re: So they acknowledge that they laid off too many people

Well he's halfway there already! He's already got people running as if their lives depended on it, now all he's gotta do is make them change direction. Should be easy enough, right? ...Right?

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I find your lack of faith disturbing, IBM: Big Blue fires photon torpedo at Pentagon JEDI cloud contract

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Stop

Re: Jeez

And you think that Microsoft and Amazon are likely to be any better? Really?

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Punkt: A minimalist Android for the paranoid

tcmonkey

Re: Do you have a Gemini - if so what's it like?

Can't speak for anyone else, but I got the GPD as the Gemini wasn't available at the time. I now find it utterly indispensable. The ability to run practically any software I so choose is a huge deal for me, but your needs may vary.

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You dirty DRAC: IT bods uncover Dell server firmware security slip

tcmonkey
Headmaster

Baseband Management Controller

That ought to be "BaseBOARD Management Controller", Shirley?

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Microsoft has a digital coworker it wants in your business: Cortana

tcmonkey
Joke

The last time Cortana worked closely with someone, she blew herself up, then went insane and finally tried to lock the poor bloke and his friends up in her basement for 10000 years. This seems like a bad idea.

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Linux kernel's Torvalds: 'I am truly sorry' for my 'unprofessional' rants, I need a break to get help

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Joke

Blimey

Is it April already? Where does the time go?

In all seriousness, I'm not surprised that it eventually came to this. I will more surprised if anything actually changes though.

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Microsoft tells volume customers they can stay on Windows 7... for a bit longer... for a fee

tcmonkey
Joke

Stop me if you've heard this one before...

A support deadline walks into a bar...

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Hello 'WOS': Windows on Arm now has a price

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Paris Hilton

Ok, hands up...

...who here actually cares about running Windows on ARM?

I use Windows extensively, and quite like it; but let's face it - the reason for running Windows on anything is the available software. Which only works on x86. Yes, yes, I know there's some promised-land of emulation, but in literally every case I have experienced the overhead has been obscene, driving either the power consumption up or the user experience down.

I just really don't get who their target market is. Want a device that can play video for ages and ages? Get a Linux or *shudder* Android device.

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Fire chief says Verizon throttled department's data in the middle of massive Cali wildfires

tcmonkey

This may have been said before (I don’t have time to read every comment here); but why in the blue blazes are an emergency service relying on only single method of communication? They say that it “severely interfered” with their function. Well what if Verizon was down, because, y’know, there’s a fire?

Whomever set up their communications strategy needs to be shown the door. A fire door, if you will.

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AAAAAAAAAA! You'll scream when you see how easy it is to pwn unpatched HPE servers

tcmonkey

I believe this holds true for Microservers as well.

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India tells its banks to get Windows XP off ATMs – in 2019!

tcmonkey
Joke

Secure ATMS with BIOS passwords

Oh that's a good one.

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Arlo, can you go? NETGEAR spins out its security cameras biz

tcmonkey
FAIL

Doesn't help that the hardware cost is astronomical too. I saw a kit of 3 cameras at a local electronics supplier with a name that sounds a lot like "Hardly Normal" - nearly AU$900 they wanted for it. At that price, wouldn't it be cheaper just to let the ne'er-do-wells keep your goddamn car stereos?

For frame of reference, my 8 channel IP system, complete with recording PC cost me significantly less than that. It also doesn't require a cloud of farts to work.

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South Australia bins emergency alert app, contract

tcmonkey

Shock horror

So it turns out that relying on a smartphone app to protect you from potentially mortal peril is a bad idea?! Water wet, sky blue! News at 11!

Please use some brainpower my fellow statesmen. At least just this once.

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How's this for a stocking filler next year? El Reg catches up with Gemini

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Thumb Up

If this had released a little earlier, I would have been very tempted. In the end I bought a GPD Pocket, which is a little larger but is x86 based and thus will run practically any modern OS one chooses to throw at it (dual boot full Windows/Linux in a palmtop form is very nice).

All this being said, I am absolutely in support of these guys for keeping the Psion dream alive. I was rather sad when they stopped making devices.

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Equifax: About those 400,000 UK records we lost? It's now 15.2M. Yes, M for MEELLLION

tcmonkey

Yep, so use csv representations in every cell, she'll be right ;)

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Fuming Qualcomm smashed with 23 BILLION DOLLAR fine in monopoly abuse probe

tcmonkey

Oh dear...

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch. Here's hoping that Broadcom get a similar taste.

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Microsoft silently fixes security holes in Windows 10 – dumps Win 7, 8 out in the cold

tcmonkey

Re: You think that's bad?

XP Embedded can also refer to WES2009, which will be in support until 2019.

https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/windows-embedded/2014/02/17/what-does-the-end-of-support-of-windows-xp-mean-for-windows-embedded/

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AMD shocks the world by only losing $16m

tcmonkey

Re: Read your links much?

Sorry, the link about Vega was the best one I could be bothered locating on mobile, but there are plenty of other places saying similar things about it.

My concern WRT Ryzen is that it's based on the same tech as the upcoming Epyc server chips, where multithreaded workloads are the norm. Telling your customers to cripple their hardware to get reliability out of it is not going to go down terribly well in the land of Enterprise.

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tcmonkey

Shocking, especially seeing that Vega is set to be a disappointment and Ryzen seems to have unresolved silicon issues!

http://www.guru3d.com/news-story/possible-radeon-rx-vega-3dmark-time-spy-benchmark-result.html

https://community.amd.com/thread/215773

Definitely not something this commentard would voluntarily buy!

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Intel loves the maker community so much it just axed its Arduino, Curie hardware. Ouch

tcmonkey

Re: At least Google puts a 'beta' label on stuff it is likely to kill

Yep - I still reckon that getting rid of XScale when they did was one of the bigger mistakes Intel have ever made.

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