18 posts • joined 19 Jun 2017
What could possibly go wrong ..?
With the multi-coloured keytops!
The only digital assistant I have ever had was Clippy ... I still miss him and his cheerful " It looks like you're writing a letter Would you like help?" message.
That MP is definitely looks like he's a triple fried egg, chilli sauce and chutney sandwich short of a picnic
You need a JiffyDOS emulator coupled with an Epyx Fastload cartridge emulator ... No Warp25 loader emulation needed.
Fetch the comfy chair ...
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Farewell to a humble yet tenacious genius of a man.
RIP Professor Stephen Hawking.
In space, nobody can see you squint!
Then stand well back and put the ventilation fans on ..!
Would you like fries with that?
Ahhh ... so you're a waffles man!
Rocket propelled Chateau Lafite 1972 ... Apparently, it was a very bad vintage.
2G is good for me as I still use my Nokia 3310
All your face are belong to us ..!
Is there such a thing as a Darwin Award for robots???
Terrahawks and Space Precinct ... Gerry Anderson classics!
Read this in voice of yoda, you must!
My backup GPS is both a map and an AtoZ of the area that i'm travelling to.
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