* Posts by Making Bacon

18 posts • joined 19 Jun 2017

NHS supplier that holds 40 million UK patient records: AWS is our new cloud-based platform

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Facepalm

What could possibly go wrong ..?

Shift-work: Keyboards heaped in a field push North Yorks council's fly-tipping buttons

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Coffee/keyboard

Mines the one ...

With the multi-coloured keytops!

Amazon Alexa outage: Voice-activated devices are down in UK and beyond

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The only digital assistant I have ever had was Clippy ... I still miss him and his cheerful " It looks like you're writing a letter Would you like help?" message.

Beam me up, PM: Digital secretary expected to give Tory conference speech as hologram

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That MP is definitely looks like he's a triple fried egg, chilli sauce and chutney sandwich short of a picnic

Commodore 64 owners rejoice: The 1541 is BACK

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Happy

Re: Will this work at the original speed?

You need a JiffyDOS emulator coupled with an Epyx Fastload cartridge emulator ... No Warp25 loader emulation needed.

New Monty Python movie to turn old jokes into new royalties

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Cardinal Fang ..!

Fetch the comfy chair ...

Stephen Hawking dies, aged 76

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"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."

Farewell to a humble yet tenacious genius of a man.

RIP Professor Stephen Hawking.

Doctor finds physical changes to astronaut's eyes after ISS stint

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In space, nobody can see you squint!

Suspected drug dealer who refused to poo for 46 DAYS released... on bail

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Liquid laxative in his food and drink

Then stand well back and put the ventilation fans on ..!

Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing

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Would you like fries with that?

It's artificial! It's intelligent! It's in my home! And it's gone bonkers!

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Ahhh ... so you're a waffles man!

France to tack weapons onto spy drones – reports

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Re: "though she did not specify precisely what weapons"

Rocket propelled Chateau Lafite 1972 ... Apparently, it was a very bad vintage.

Three challenges UK watchdog to a duel over mobile spectrum rules

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2G is good for me as I still use my Nokia 3310

Police deny Notting Hill Carnival face recog tech led to wrongful arrest

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Big Brother

All your face are belong to us ..!

Security robot falls into pond after failing to spot stairs or water

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Is there such a thing as a Darwin Award for robots???

May the excessive force be with you: Chap cuffed after Star Trek v Star Wars row turns bloody

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Two more for the list ...

Terrahawks and Space Precinct ... Gerry Anderson classics!

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Joke

Read this in voice of yoda, you must!

Report estimates cost of disruption to GPS in UK would be £1bn per day

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My backup GPS is both a map and an AtoZ of the area that i'm travelling to.

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