* Posts by DrRobert

16 posts • joined 10 Jun 2017

Tesla's chief accounting officer drives off after just a month on the job


There's no need to wonder where the musky smell is coming from at Tesla.

Sell Tesla buy, anything.

A decade on, Apple and Google's 30% app store cut looks pretty cheesy


I wouldn't care if they charged 99% . Perhaps fewer people would be turning themselves into drooling retards by playing video games then..


Facebook told to stop stalking Belgians or face fines of €250k – a day


Like, 98.67% of readers, I assume that you're simply lying about your language-proficiency.

If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE


Re: But how do they spread fires?

Centipedes have a similar number of legs to tripods only they have many more.

Proposed Brit law to ban b**tards brandishing bots to bulk-buy tickets


I completely fail to understand why this should be illegal.

I'm serious, this is not some trollery.

Firefox 57's been quietly delaying tracking scripts


Re: 5 people who still care about Firefox

How daft can a person be? You care more than almost any other visitor to this thread

Helium's for balloons and squeaky voices, not this 10TB Toshiba beast


Re: Save the Helium, ban balloons

I imagine you saying that in a helium-modified voice.

No helium is being destroyed in hard drives. Were you under the impression that it was?

National Cyber Security Centre boss: For the love of $DEITY, use 2FA on your emails, peeps


Do I put 2FA in the subject line or in the body?

UK Ministry of Defence splurges £280,000 on online 'good ideas' form


Re: Money well spent IMO

could not of they?

Linus Torvalds pens vintage 'f*cking' rant at kernel dev's 'utter BS'


Re: Big egos make bad code.

A tonne of instances? Don't you mean 1000kg ?

Dark web doesn't exist, says Tor's Dingledine. And folks use network for privacy, not crime


Re: intelligence agencies

I can't follow you even when your text is on my screen. Well done, your communications are secured.

Virgin Media admits it 'fell short' in broadband speeds ahead of lashing from BBC's Watchdog


THAN The word is than

Shock: NASA denies secret child sex slave cannibal colony on Mars


Re: I'm about to

You ought to quickly remove any ambiguity about where you're about to go with the AR-15.

for your own sake

Photobucket says photo-f**k-it, starts off-site image shakedown


I don't understand why this is a big issue

PC rebooted every time user flushed the toilet


It logs-off every time I log out

Whisky snobs scotched by artificial tongue


Re: Works both ways

That's the sort of positive thinking that generated the seed capital for Uber. Well done sir, you're a credit to your MBA school.

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