* Posts by iron

2174 publicly visible posts • joined 25 May 2017

Musk: Twitter will have 1 billion monthly users inside 18 months

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Re: The problem with bad journalism

Third paragraph: "I think I see a path to Twitter exceeding a billion monthly users in 12 to 18 months," Musk said on Twitter in...

Which you would know IF YOU READ THE ARTICLE?

A certain amount of artistic license is allowed in headlines and sub-headlines. The facts were fully presented in the article.

But you don;t want to read the article you just want to be a childish twat. Fuck off back to the Daily Wail or Fox.

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> Musk, it is claimed, personally called execs at some brands to berate them on their current Twitter ad policy.

I really hope some of those execs asked who was calling, who the hell he thinks he is and told him they will not be advertising on his new version of 4chan.

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Re: The problem with bad journalism

Kathy Griffin

Telecoms networks could provide next-gen GPS services without the need for satellites

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Re: increased positioning accuracy is deemed to be worth the cost

> But I bet your diabetes app has been built with a copy of the SDK that - pointlessly - demands a newer version of the OS

Pointlessly, like being allowed to actually publish the app? You must build with a current SDK (or within the last 1 - 2 years depending on Android / iOS) or you can't publish your app.

Pointless, yeah sure.

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Re: increased positioning accuracy is deemed to be worth the cost

That is not the fault of the diabetes app. That is the fault of Google or Apple, depending on which type of phone you own, and the way they designed that feature.

The manufacturer will be confused as to why you are questioning them about how Bluetooth works on your mobile device and point you back to Goople.

New York cracks down on carbon fuel-based crypto-mining operations

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Hot air and magic wishes do not a financial system make.

Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

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Re: The great turn off

Whenever I go somewhere they have Alexa I don't talk. At all.

My last employer had one in the office, I barely said anything during the time I was there and it was one of the reasons I left asap.

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My set top box and it's companion app can make my remote beep. No need for a third party to slurp data or annoying, privacy compromising voice activated bollocks.

Watchdog warns UK health data platform could damage patients' trust

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@Lindsay Clark So is this UK patient data or England & Wales patient data?

Your article confuses the two and some of us need to know if NHS Scotland is part of these plans so we can protest.

Former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes sentenced to 11 years in prison

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Re: A CEO being held accountable?

And yet she was only found guilty on 4/11 charges whiole the man involved was convicted on all 12 depite the fact that the company, technology and product were all her idea long before she mwt him. The entire scam was started and perpetuated by the pretty white blonde but the brown man is taking most of the rap.

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And many people were given incorrect test results for testsw like cancer. How would you like to be told you had cancer when actually you were fine? Or worse, told you were fine then one day your family find you dead?

Koch-funded group sues US state agency for installing 'spyware' on 1m Android devices

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Re: What about the mandatory installation of Facebook?

My last several Galaxys have had FB pre-installed but you can uninstall it, and I have.

Multi-tasker Musk expects to reduce time at Twitter, seek another leader

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Re: What do they do?

I suspect he's more worried they might try to save the company. If he doesn't destroy Twitter by the time Kantye takes over the crappy right wing social network then how will they force the users to move?

World's richest man posts memes as $44b Twitter acquisition veers off course

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Re: I'm shocked...

Yeah I'd have been out the door before Elon finished his sentence.

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Re: I'm going to need more popcorn

Elon might care when he remembers where he got some of the money and what they do to people who piss them off.

He should probably avoid the World Cup and all embassies for a few years.

NASA's Artemis mission finally launches after faulty Ethernet switch delayed countdown

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> just one of many, many, delays to the launch, which was first scheduled for August 29th

Actually SLS & Orion was originally scheduled to launch in 2015!

And, the members of congress who started the project said "if we can't build it for $11.5B by 2015 then we should shut up shop." More than twice the cost and 7 years late is not a success.

NHS tech chief dismisses concerns over loss of statutory power to protect patient data

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Re: Sending the data to Plantir

Sending my data to Palantir is a deal breaker for me when it comes to using NHS England services.

But hey, that's what the Tories are after isn't it. If they can persuade people like me to avoid using the NHS that would cut waiting times and costs with the added benefit of probably reducing my lifetime and removing a non-Tory voter from the register sooner than otherwise.

Twitter engineer calls out Elon Musk for technical BS in unusual career move

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I think you meant the tartan paint.

Twitter is suffering from mad bro disease. Open thinking can build it back better

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All religions are cults.

KFC bot urges Germans to mark Kristallnacht with cheesy chicken

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Re: Shades of "The Producers"

Wearing an Elon Musk mask and running Twitter?

Oh, look: More malware in the Google Play store

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Re: "before adding the malware back in a future update"

You can obfuscate code in any language, compiled or interpreted does not matter.

Also this is about Android apps which are mostly written in Java or Kotlin, both of which are compiled to IL so again the compilation of Javascript has no bearing on the matter.

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Re: "before adding the malware back in a future update"

Google does connect the dots and will ban the new account if you try that. There is plenty of evidence of this on r/androiddevelopers.

Parody Elon Musk Twitter accounts will be suspended immediately, says Elon Musk

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Re: I've managed without Twitter this far

I've managed without Twitter, Facebook, Insta, Tikkety Tok, MySpace, Beebo or any other parasitic so called social media sites ever.

They are not necessary.

Sizewell C nuclear plant up for review as UK faces financial black hole

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Re: Daft

Politicians can, and will do anything no matter how dumb the long term implications.

FTFY

Boeing's Starliner launch pushed back again... to April 2023

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So why do their account register an almost 1 billion dollar loss on Starliner?

You could at least keep your bullshit consistent with the article.

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Re: "visiting spacecraft traffic at the space station"

Cargo Dragon, Crew Dragon, Soyuz, Progress & Cygnus all visit the ISS on a regular basis.

Adding Starliner takes that number to 6, now is that maybe 4 higher than the number you thought was the case?

Multi-factor auth fatigue is real – and it's why you may be in the headlines next

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Re: Surely there's a design fault here

Exactly. Password based systems have locked acounts after multiple failed attempts for decades so why doesn't MFA do the same?

Version 252 of systemd, as expected, locks down the Linux boot process

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Re: For a second....

All of which would have been avoided if proper Englishg was used rther than Yankie slang.

Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin: If Musk's Twitter flops, it's not such a bad thing

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> Buterin expressed annoyance over dodgy crypto brands

As opposed to all those perfectly legitimate and above board crypto brands that have never scammed anyone out of a single penny.

HAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I couldn't say that and keep a straight face.

Big brands urged to pause Twitter ads until Elon's learned how this all works

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> more than 50,000 Tweets repeatedly using a particular slur came from just 300 accounts

Or at least 160 tweets per account on average, in 48 hours. You're not telling me anyone sent those manually so when will Musk get rid of the racist bots on Twitter?

'Odor simulation' included in China's national VR plan

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Indeed, using phones as VR displays is exactly what Cardboard does so better phone displays surely means moar Cardboard!

Google stops enforcing Play store payment rules in India

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> The company is also certainly aware of Epic Games' case against Apple

I'm sure Google is also aware of their own lawsuit from Epic over Play that started around the same time as the fruity one.

Government by Gmail catches up with UK minister... who is reappointed anyway

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Re: why do we accept it?

I have never voted for any member of the current UK government.

In fact I've never voted for any member of any UK government in the 30+ years I've been voting because the UK government is always decided by the voters in another country. If you don't live in England (or vote for the same party as the majority of English voters) you don't have a say.

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No he's getting a lot of downotes for that because Hillary was never part of any UK government ffs.

Elon Musk shows what being Chief Twit is all about across weird weekend

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Re: Quality Review

You are both Java developers. Could you do the same for Javascript, Python, embedded C++, Rust or assembly?

Just because you can review code in one language means nothing in another.

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Re: Quality Review

Which embedded engineers are familair with Javascript, CSS and HTML in a prefessional capacity?

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Re: Bad code review

I have to ask what the hell is the point? Presumably Tesla engineers work in C, maybe C++ and perhaps some Python or similar for AI.

Twitter engineers will work in Javascript.

It is absolutely sensible and useful for one of these groups to check the code of the other. Oh yes.

(For the sarcasm impaired, I doubt either group can understand the other's code.)

'Chief Twit' Musk delivers bathroom furniture to Twitter HQ ... but not Tesla results

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Re: Incorrect

What car was he driving when he overtook Tesla?

Overtake and take over are not the same thing.

Twitter's most valuable users are ghosting the platform

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I've been wondering for a while if the conversation he had with Kanye was about merging Twitter and Parler. With the plan to have the right-wing attitude of Parler but the user base of Twitter.

Most Metaverse business projects will be dead by 2025

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> Gaming may take off, he conceded, and "I'm led to believe there's a target audience for adult entertainment, perhaps"

Lol. Gaming has been doing the metaverse for at least 3 decades (anyone remember MUDs and MUSHes?) and cam sites now have VR support so I'd suggest the adult industry is also already doing the metaverse. Maybe its time to do some research before writing your report mister chief analyst.

How I made a Chrome extension for converting Reg articles to UK spelling

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While I applaud your efforts it will not change my opinion of The Register deciding to fail at English for the forseeable future.

You don't see American publications wondering if it makes them sound provincial when they assume we all understand their crappy sports that no-one else plays, politics, school system, etc.

TikTok accused of covert plot to track specific US citizens' every move

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If you're worried about TikTok's app spying on you there is a simple solution and it won't cost you anything.

It may even improve your health and quality of life!

What is this miracle idea?

DON'T INSTALL TIKTOK.

Liz Truss ousted as UK prime minister, outlived by online lettuce

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Oh we'e already got one of those, his name is Charles.

CEO told to die in a car crash after firing engineers who had two full-time jobs

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Re: Multiple jobs

As a student in the UK back in the 90s I had a data entry job in the evenings. Most of the other workers were women who worked as secretaries during the day and did data entry at night for some extra money. The speed some of them could type was astounding.

That's about 20 years before COVID and WfH.

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Re: managed to fully automate their job and hadn't told anyone about it

> a sign that you just don't care about the success of the company paying your salary

Why should I give a shit about the sucess of any company? I won't see any extra money and they do not care about me.

Most CEOs should be kept far, far away from the rank & file employees because they make you want to actively harm the company. Many managers also fall into that category.

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Re: Judge on results, not appearances

You could be a teacher and a lady / man of the night with no issue.

You could be a barrister and a YouTube influencer at the same time.

You could be a surgeon and a Twitch... whatever they call people on Twitch.

Ans so on.

Why would you assume the second job is the same as the first?

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Re: Judge on results, not appearances

No one on my team uses their camera except the new boy and he'll have figured it out by the time we hire a new new boy.

UK government in talks with datacenter operators over blackouts

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Time to break out the flares and platforms, the 70s is back!

Can we have 3 day week too?

Boffins propose Slinky-like robot that can build stuff in space

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Re: a "seven degrees-of-freedom fully dexterous end-over-end walking robot,"

R2 has various arms stowed within his body, his legs are not used as arms.

China dumps dud chips on Russia, Moscow media moans

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Re: Other rules may apply

The entire story is about how the war is profitable for dodgy chip sellers in China.