* Posts by Twanky

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Giraffe hacks printers worldwide to promote God-awful YouTuber. Did we read that one right?

Twanky

Re: Why open port 9100?

'Nothing to do with IPv6.'

Erm... yes it could be. IPv6 can make devices reachable when they were not on IPv4.

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Alert

Raid?

I read this article earlier today when there were fewer comments - I can't be bothered to read the rest of the comments on this article so if someone else has already made these points then please feel free to express your outrage in the usual manner.

Thing 1: I don't follow anyone on 'social media' - or for that matter on mainstream media. At least not that I can think of immediately. So, I know next to nothing about PewDiePie and his output and I'm reluctant to change that. IMO some people seem to be 'celebrities' for the oddest reasons.

Thing 2: Once upon a time I registered with El Reg because I wanted to comment on an article or someone else's comment. I don't intend to research what it was. The point is: something touched a nerve and I signed up to be able to comment. PewDiePie's supporters (and for all I know some detractors) have done the same. I really don't mind, everyone has to start somewhere.

Thing 3: I only watch cat (and dog) videos on YouTube that manage to get past a very effective filter. If SWMBO tells me I 'have to see this' then it's usually quite funny.

Thing 4: I understand that people who are fans of the most popular talent on YouTube don't want to be relegated to be fans of the second most popular talent on YouTube. That said, all they have to do is change the definition of 'most popular' or 'talent' and they can claim pretty much anything they like. I do get it that there's serious advertising money involved.

Thing 5: Don't tell me I'm old or call be Grandad. I know I'm older then some and not as old as others. I'm not so old that I don't remember being young - sometimes with embarrassment. I'm so old that whenever I read something about PewDiePie I imagine a small canary with an annoying voice (memo to self: must not laugh at people with speech impediments - especially if they hate cats). Only my grandchildren may call me Grandad. They think I'm very old.

Thing 6: IMO the main point of the article is about insecure systems which allow total strangers to print on your printers (and probably worse). In terms of security lessons learned it might have been better if the miscreant had printed a few thousand pages with something like 'This page intentionally left blank' - but then he might not have got any new subscribers for his hero.

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UK rail lines blocked by unexpected Windows dialog box

Twanky

Re: headcode

or Pelham 123?

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UK.gov to roll out voter ID trials in 2019 local elections

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Re: two forms of non-photo ID...?

"their whole presence is in their husband's name. Why would we deny them the vote?"

We *should not*, of course. However, it seems obvious to me that for many women who fall into that category this would effectively give their husbands two votes. I don't know how to square that circle. Perhaps if candidates tried to address the issues that the majority of people face it might help.

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SQLite creator crucified after code of conduct warns devs to love God, and not kill, commit adultery, steal, curse...

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Coat

There is NO rule number 6

Rule number 7...

OK, OK, I'm going...

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Convenient switch hides an inconvenient truth

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IT Angle

Re: stairs and hallways lights...

Disclaimer: I am not a qualified 'sparks' and may be out of date with current regulations but - Shirley some mistake?

The two switches are two-way and have two possible paths for the 'switched live' between them. If both switches agree on the path then the switched live is connected to the load and the light is on. If the switches disagree on the path then the light is off.

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What do Zuck, Sergey, @Jack and Bezos have in common? They don't want encryption broken

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Mushroom

Re: Go Dark

IMO that would get them barred from any discussions about the future legislation - so they would lose influence over its development. Yes, by the sound of it the proposed legislation is crazy but drawing lines in the sand and daring people to cross them rarely moves a discussion forward.

icon: save the nuclear option until all else fails.

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Scottish brewery recovers from ransomware attack

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'organisations should pay'?

If I were running a ransomware operation I'd want to take a look at whatever was so important that a victim agreed to pay for it. If it's that important to the victim then it's probably worth a higher ransom.

Why would you trust the bad guys to provide the decryption key once you've paid? They're bad guys.

As for 'losing 3 months worth of sales data'... it's a valuable lesson which the brewery could probably have learned at a lower cost.

I very much approve of small breweries in general though - I'll make a point of sampling their product soon.

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I want to buy a coffee with an app – how hard can it be?

Twanky

Re: Don't tell them your name

Don't tell him, Pike!

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Judge: Georgia's e-vote machines are awful – but go ahead and use them

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Coat

Re: "Not Enough Time"

Dangerous precedent^Wpresident...

FTFY

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Happy

Voter of the Year

2008 has been and gone but we're still not quite ready to select the voter who will represent the rest of the people at an election?

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£1 in every fiver that UK biz, public sector spent on software in 2017 went to *drumroll* Microsoft

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Facepalm

Re: Don't hold your breath...

Oh Crap!

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/open-document-format-odf-guidance-for-uk-government/updates

'30 March 2017 published amendments

Introduction to Open Document Format (ODF)

This has a new intro as it was unclear software needs to be downloaded before using ODF.'

We're doomed.

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Don't hold your breath...

...but: https://www.gov.uk/guidance/open-document-format-odf-guidance-for-uk-government

Maybe one day.

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You want how much?! Israel opts not to renew its Office 365 vows

Twanky

I wish the UK goverment had this capability.

See https://www.gov.uk/guidance/open-document-format-odf-guidance-for-uk-government

I particularly like the bit where it says 'The UK government has selected ODF 1.2 as the standard for editable office documents to be used across government.'.

Across government. At all levels. Cash-strapped local government authorities please take note. Yes, that means use LO or similar in the schools - not just in the classrooms but for admin too.

What's that noise? Damn, I must have been dreaming.

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The Death of the Gods: Not scared of tech yet? You haven't been paying attention

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Dooomed

Johannes Gutenberg: It's all downhill from here.

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Google Spectre whizz kicked out of Caesars, blocked from DEF CON over hack 'attack' tweet

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Re: "If I had... ...the motive..."

'"I've not yet figured out how to reliably communicate with this subspecies. Leads to issues..."

Short and shouty is the most reliable way. Ignore facts, they're just inconvenient. Raise up boogiemen to attack.'

What? You mean like in no more than 140 or 280 characters?

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Supermicro breathes in, shimmies a PB of Intel flash into one rack unit

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Thumb Up

I'd buy that for a dollar!

"El Reg has yet to receive pricing and availability information for Supermicro's latest 1PB 1U box, but anticipate the $/U rating will be on a par with the PB/U value."

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Amazon meets the incredible SHRINKING UK taxman

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FAIL

Re: Just remember

"For every pound successfully avoided by Amazon et al, YOUR tax rate has to go up to cover the loss in income."

No. That's only true if the treasury insist on balancing the books at the end of each tax period. If they're willing to run a deficit for multi-year periods then it won't be YOUR tax that has to cover the shortfall - it'll be a future generation's.

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Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you

Twanky

Toughbook? pah!

We issued lightweight notebooks (Dell D420 I think in this instance). Then there was a guy who brought his back having checked it into hold luggage and watched his bag fall off the luggage carriage and get run over by it at Caracas airport. The screen was crazed and the chassis/body was bent but the damn thing still worked if you could pry it open. We kept it in the office as a display item.

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First low-frequency fast radio burst to grace our skies detected at last

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Mushroom

People of Earth...

...your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.

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Facebook deletes 17 accounts, dusts off hands, beams: We've saved the 2018 elections

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I really don't understand

An organised bunch of people post divisive political opinions. Then some other people say the first lot shouldn't be allowed to comment on the politics because they are not of 'our' country... Does that mean we should not allow people to comment on the politics in Iran, North Korea, Nicaragua (etc ad nauseam) unless they can demonstrate that they live there? If so, Mr Trump should rein his neck in.

Yes, propaganda on social media is a problem. More effort should be put into completely destroying trust in it as a source of news - instead we get 'don't trust them, trust us'.

Why does anyone expect *any* news reporting to be unbiased? It costs money to do. Reporters, editors and the delivery medium (printing press, paper, web server, whatever) must be paid for. There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. Whoever is organising the lunch gets to choose the menu.

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Sysadmin trained his offshore replacements, sat back, watched ex-employer's world burn

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Meh

Re: Logic bombs are unprofessional

'The surest way to get a boss and possibly the whole company into trouble is do exactly what he requests. Nothing more, nothing less. No need for logic bombs, or fiddling with expiration dates.'

I became surplus to requirements shortly after the IT team I was in was expanded with additional capacity/members elsewhere in the world. I was a long-term employee (lifer) and was *very* interested in making sure that my absence would not get the company into trouble - I owned some of its shares. As for the 'manager' who decided that I was redundant - meh.

I ended up fielding a few calls from former colleagues asking 'how does this work?' despite my genuine efforts to transfer as much institutional knowledge as possible during the 'consultation' period. The trouble was that the 'manager' managed to achieve rather low loyalty and retention rates with the rest of the team.

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Friday FYI: 9 out of 10 of website login attempts? Yeah, that'll be hackers

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the "thats too much of a bother" mentality

For historical reasons I have an account with a bank that uses an additional factor (after username and password) of three characters from my 'memorable information'. The system prompts for a different set of three characters each time I login and requires me to select the correct responses from a drop down list... How much more bother could it be to just type in a six digit code which changes every 30sec?

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Twanky

Re: An honest question.

As a DoS attack vector this would be awesome.

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PC shipments just rose, thanks to Windows 10

Twanky

All your data is belong to NSA

They would have no data on me if they hadn't got it from Experian/MS/Doubleclick whatever.

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IBM memo to staff: Our CEO Ginni is visiting so please 'act normally!'

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I get the impression that Mr Parko is very concerned about the hierarchy within the company.

So why did he reach down through multiple layers of management to micro-manage the 'team' at Austin? In strongly hierarchical organisations the obvious approach is to say the the next layer down 'see to it that <whatever you want> is done.'. They then hand on the instruction in their own way to their minions. By committing the instruction to a semi-permanent medium like e-mail he can't even repudiate it later.

Prat.

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Parko: 'No ...elevator pitches...'

Drone: 'I'm sorry to say sir that despite your warning a number of staff have been trying to talk to Ms Rometty in the elevator'.

Parko: 'How dare they? I want their names and badge numbers. I'll fire the bastards.'

Drone: 'Er. There's rather a lot of them...'

Parko: 'OK. Gimme a list of who didn't defy the order. I'll give them an extra bonus.'

Drone: 'That probably won't cost a lot sir'

Parko: 'Ah... OK. Gimme a list of everyone who didn't try to pitch to her in the elevator. They're fired.'

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Um, excuse me. Do you have clearance to patch that MRI scanner?

Twanky

...putting something like a raspberry pi in

This. You've got a multi-meeelion eurodollar device which you dare not patch for various (some good) reasons. Stick a 1,000 eurodollar firewall/ips system between the network and the device. Allow what needs to be allowed but nothing else. Nail down the config. You can patch the firewall/IPS.

Yes, I know a Raspberry Pi does not cost 1,000 eurodollars but it must be in a case with a fancy logo, right?

Edit: Should have read more of the comments before jumping in - the point's been made further down but earlier.

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National ID cards might not mean much when up against incompetence of the UK Home Office

Twanky

They've destroyed Capita!?

The article caused me to choose to visit https://www.gov.uk/guidance/identity-cards-and-new-identity-and-passport-service-suppliers#cancellation-of-the-national-identity-register where I found this:

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Cancellation of the national identity register

The national identity register was destroyed on 10 February 2011. The personal details of everyone issued with an identity card which were recorded on the National Identity Register were securely destroyed. This included photograph and fingerprint biometrics. The register was destroyed by IPS along with the relevant contractors to approved security standards. The completion of the decommissioning will be reported to Parliament.

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I got all excited. That'll learn 'em.

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Universal Credit has never delivered bang for buck, but now there's no turning back – watchdog

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NI Hypothecation...

...can not work. Unless you're prepared to take the line of cutting welfare to never exceed the NI tax take.

If the economy is going well and employment is high the required welfare expenditure is reduced and the NI (and other taxes) paid into the Treasury are increased.

If the economy is not going well and UNemployment is high then the required welfare expenditure is increased just at the time when NI (and other taxes) paid into the Treasury are reduced.

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Every bloody gadget in the house is ringing. Thanks, EE

Twanky

"a cold caller, telemarketer or spammer"

There's a difference?

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Aussie bloke wins right to sue Google over 'underworld' images

Twanky

Re: But

*If* he was it's probably not a good idea to annoy him...

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Boffins quietly cheering possible discovery of new fundamental particle: Sterile neutrino

Twanky

Re: This is not making physics any easier

Niels Bohr was more eloquent: 'If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet.'

But 'batshit crazy' is probably what he meant.

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Max Schrems is back: Facebook, Google hit with GDPR complaint

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Happy

I sincerely hope...

that Facebook attempts bully-boy tactics by threatening to withdraw their 'service' from EU countries.

It probably won't happen but I can dream.

I wonder if the eventual outcome will be a paid-for (with money) service?

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IPv6 growth is slowing and no one knows why. Let's see if El Reg can address what's going on

Twanky

How to make the move?

My ISP (Plusnet) is IPv4 only.

I run a number of different IPv4 RFC 1918 subnets at home on different vLANs and/or WiFi SSIDs (as I used to for my work). I have a 'services' subnet for things like e-mail, LDAP (VM) servers, I have a 'Home Entertainments' subnet, a 'Guest' subnet (for visitors' phones etc) and a 'DMZ' for world accessible services like web, XMPP and IMAP. Part of the security of the set up is that servers in the DMZ can only reach the 'services' network through my pfsense firewall ruleset.

Sure I could turn on IPv6 for all this kit and I could use my Hurricane Electric IPv6 address block and assign routeable addresses to everything I need to - but unless I subnet my IPv6 block to mimic my internal IPv4 setup I effectively 'flatten' my carefully built multi-vLAN configuration. If I have to mimic the subnetting to achieve the same control over routing and packet filtering then there is little advantage to enabling IPv6 - apart from self-education and being ready to turn off IPv4 eventually...

As far as I can see, there are two ways way for a business network to move to IPv6:

1) subnet their address space to mimic IPv4 which seems like a lot of effort to achieve the status quo.

2) rip and replace.

There would have to be a major benefit to risk option 2 IMO.

Whatever you want (sorry - if you've now got an ear-worm).

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Biometrics: Better than your mother's maiden name. Good luck changing your body if your info is stolen

Twanky

Re: Biometrics

"Biometrics are your USERNAME, *NOT* your PASSWORD!!"

Hmm. I have more than a dozen different e-mail addresses which are used as Usernames to log into different sites. I have many more made-up Usernames for other sites which then link back to some of those e-mail addresses.

I only have the usual eight fingers and two thumbs and one face (no digital accidents so far).

I don't want to assert the same Identity at multiple sites. ZoOm seems a backward step to me.

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Flamin' Nora! Brit firefighters tackle blazing fly-tipped boat

Twanky

This is real fly tipping?

A shipping container? Nah. This is REAL fly tipping: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-36033602/fly-tipper-dumps-three-tonnes-of-waste-in-south-croydon-road

Scumbags.

Edit: Argh! I can't believe I linked to a Flash Only version of this vid... Sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOKLXrXI9Ig

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US Congress finally emits all 3,000 Russian 'troll' Facebook ads. Let's take a look at some

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Stop

Re: I fail to understand

Not assassinated. Just murdered.

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UK government's cloud spending hits saturation: Love of Microsoft endures

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Love of Microsoft endures

I seem to recall that UK Gov recommended or mandated (or something) that national and local government offices should adopt ODF standards for 'electronic' documents. I've been failing to find evidence of this (either a report in the media or a statement from my local government bods) - or did I just dream it?

Just caught the edit window: https://www.gov.uk/guidance/open-document-format-odf-guidance-for-uk-government

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UK government's cloud spending hits saturation

Once all Gov IT is in the cloud then it will run at maintenance level costs. However, given that HMRC (the Customs bit in particular) have no idea what to plan to deliver in 3 years time (and really should not be blamed for that) I suspect that the plateau in spending is due to uncertainty not saturation.

What would be more useful would be an historical analysis of how overall Gov IT spending has been increasing and whether the cloud components were taking a share of the usual spend or appearing as additional spending or even contributing to a slower increase (I very much doubt this last idea).

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It's World (Terrible) Password (Advice) Day!

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Coat

"think of an obscure song..."

My favourite is that bit in Hey Jude. 'Na na na na-na-na na'

Mines one of the ones with a little blue book in the pocket.

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Microsoft's latest Windows 10 update downs Chrome, Cortana

Twanky

Re: It it ain't broke, you're not trying

Ubuntu != Linux

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Who will fix our Internal Banking Mess? TSB hires IBM amid online banking woes

Twanky

Re: not a customer

"sounds like a complex undertaking done for good reasons. Customers should just be patient and not get agitated."

Don't feed the trolls :)

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Google accidentally reveals new swipe-happy Android UI

Twanky

Re: To be honest

With gesture control it's very important to do things in the right order. Licking then biting THEN flinging poo at it...

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Are you able to read this headline? Then you're not Julian Assange. His broadband is unplugged

Twanky

Balance

Pte Manning copied very sensitive government communications and released them to 3rd part(y|ies). The individual was tried by Court Martial and found guilty on a number of charges and sentenced to 35 years imprisonment - a sentence which was later commuted to 7 years time-served.

Mr Assange is the front man for an organisation which published the information that Pte Manning supplied. He claims he fears extradition to the US where he might face the death penalty. To avoid this he has confined himself in a building in London (technically Ecuadorian territory) for more than 5 years so far.

If the person who stole the information while supposedly under military discipline got a custodial sentence then the person who published it is *not* likely to get a harsher sentence (death penalty).

Some of the *other* stuff that Mr Assange's organisation has published has certainly annoyed many more people around the world and some might see political/media advantage in hastening his death and possibly casting the blame on others. I think him going to the US would probably extend his life rather than shorten it.

Mr Assange will die - eventually. Maybe from old-age (having witnessed that recently I would not wish it on anyone) or from some form of ill-health or even by being killed. He seems to be increasing his risk of the last option.

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SpaceX blasted massive plasma hole in Earth's ionosphere

Twanky

Re: I don't understand!

1/100 c.

However I can't find why a sheep's speed in vacuum is limited. Also, what sort of vacuum? Dyson, Miele or Hoover?

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Twanky

Re: Fountains

Charles Sheffield's The Web Between the Worlds is fun too. Mind you, I would not like to fly in a fully built space tower - can't see the HSE liking that at all.

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Facebook confirms Cambridge Analytica stole its data; it’s a plot, claims former director

Twanky

270,000 people downloaded the app... 50 million profiles leaked...

184 other people's profiles per self-selected volunteer - excluding overlaps? Genuine question: would that be a usual number of 'friends'?

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Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

Twanky

Re: Just a thought

I feel an experiment is necessary to determine whether our 'civilization' is currently detectable. We'd need to launch a couple of craft with a decent angle of separation such that they can communicate with each other but ground control will only directly communicate with one which acts as a relay for the other. The other then needs to scan for evidence of intelligent life on earth and report back via the relay.

So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure

How amazingly unlikely it is your birth

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,

Because there's bugger all down here on Earth

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/e/ericidlelyrics/galaxysonglyrics.html

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Fear the wrath of robots, for their judgement is final and irrevocable

Twanky

Re: The real error

Just tried finding and reading these comments using curl... :(

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