36 posts • joined 15 May 2017
Shudda patented "upskirt"
Is there Fondue?
well, presumably he gives that a good soaping too.
Exactly, you'd cherish every photon.
I am well impressed.
Stirred John, not shaken
No one needs a computer more than 16 megaliths.
Builders of stone henge.
(disclaimer : I don't really know if they said that)
But I don't use it as a rule!
egads, Liz has put some weight on
40 years or 3 years if you sing.
But I dun nuffink!
Your choice to gamble......
it's not even Xmas
If you've nothing to hide, they'll fit you up with something
Or solve the battery lasts only 1 day problem, genius
Home to; Van Morrison, Jean Claude Van Damme etc etc
But plenty mileage left on my 1+3, will wait a few more weeks and see what the 5T is like.
Therein lies the paradox.
I hope he's not stigmatised because of this incident
Here's to you Mr Robinson
Given away, shirley
that's the standard model innit? Worked for channel tunnel, cable tv ...
Just wait till they merge with that other shower of twats DXC
Hopefully this'll improve reliability, yeah right
Dept. of Work and Pensions deemed this person fit for work?
Stop dreaming, you can't elope with her.
and that's just the keyboard!
Shirley, that's where the stellar battery life comes from
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