Signal the end times...
They've taken the mark of the Beast!
Damn those snackages....
54 posts • joined 10 May 2017
They've taken the mark of the Beast!
Damn those snackages....
Now with Crypto Load.
Break out your crazy eights...
Use to dabble in creative writing. Had several peaces posted to "myspace".
Then they destroyed my content. No luck with any archiving trick to recover my dabblings...
you can have your space back.
By the time they work out all the finite identifiers that makes each voice unique, the bad guys will have adopted the technology to "fake" other peoples' voices by sampling a voice pattern then generating a speech algorithm.
That bear is a water creature. All aquatic life will be long destroyed by pollution before the sun goes super nova.
OVH Down = bad day for malware dispensers.
Get a job, you filthy ape...
...and Oh! Goody!!! we can open up a new government department, sort of like fish and game that goes around looking for control units, make the operator produce a license and possibly land plane to inspect vehicle to ensure it has not been "jail broken" (I'm sure we can make this a handy plug in device that inspects the OS, possibly even force update firmware to ensure that old vulnerabilities have been patched...)
Wonder what the pension options will look like...
wouldn't that be "Fucking prudes can fuck on"?
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls!
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that? It looks just like an enormous--
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
I always thought the idea of COTS (commerical off the shelf) software in a military environment was a bad idea.
Instead of pleading with Microsoft - replace them.
@#therealdonaldtrump You're not my president.
>>> Stop harrassing me
@#therealdonaldtrump No - you are going to listen to your constituents!
>>> Thought I wasn't your President...
when there are countless dumb arses out there that will pay a "subscription" (i.e. pay for the software over and over again...).
You know... the "our account shows you need to buy X more copies of our product to keep your status with us" calls?
Now their assets are in bind.
Pressed hard, there was little choice left, but to choke on fulfilling orders...
The next generation malware will be able to analyze bits of recorded conversation (think youtube) to extract dialect and voice fingerprints to synthesize a person's voice for profit. Will probably have about 80% accuracy in fooling someone who knows the person if it's a quick conversation.
Of course the voice analysis is only half the battle. The massive deception will also require having extensive insight on the victim you are attempting to impersonate (think facebook).
...that they haven't come up with usb compatible dildos that can be Rc'd in a "chat" room.
Now that's hot!
once you know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means.
Didn't Bill Clinton take a private shuttle to the red planet last year???
Jeffrey Epstein is up to something...
accept Hillary Clinton... Hillary is "above the law".
albeit, that's not Germany's fault.
Everything doesn't belong in the cloud.
Some people just gotta get burned to learn the flame is hot. Software as a Service? Great idea, until the cloud rains or there's a problem at your last mile, then it's
Clouds in my coffee... Clouds in my coffee...
Hide under your desk and wait for the phone calls to go away...
an OTX share has flagged the email addy:
I'm just glad they didn't start another uproar by announcing we are down to 7 planets in our solar system.
Sorry Uranus, there's no room for you.
someone sounds uptight.
Just don't cause a pile up trying to log in to change that password (you don't want to "break" anything). You won't get in right now anyways...
failed to turn up anything actionable????
How many classified documents do you have to "mis-handle" before it becomes actionable???
spot on Eddy...
Good luck getting 2/3 of the majority vote, democrats...
Screw Adobe. Who the flip do these people think they are? How do you honestly expect businesses to use your products and turn a profit when you've engineered in this "rent software" don't "own it" mentality.
Sure, there is an advantage that the cloud product should stay "patched" - but really?
Sorry Adobe, but there are other products out there that don't suck. I for one don't need to pay a bounty every year to continue using the products I've already bought and paid for.
Hope your bottom line plummets.
If only we could just go back and get rid of land taxes...
I'd be so done with "society".
I thought that site was just a juvenile bashing, political brainwashing experiment gone bad.
We as consumers need to put our foot down on this disposable nonsense.
If your business plan includes making crap that ends up in the garbage heap after five years, you can keep your gadget.
Where's my pitchfork when I need it???
mandatory Siesta people!
Break out the Dos Sucky, limes and to-kill-ya!
The door opened, you got in. (rolls eyes) Hell of a day, isn't it?
...who desperately wished those names would just disappear for good.
nothing to see here folks. Just Democrats being democrats.
Cohrane gets looped on a dram of space whiskey before first flight into space...
me thinks I'll wait for the geiger counter reading though...
Love the Prisoner.
Remember back when the CIA use to sell Cocaine to fund covert operations? Boy those where the days.
By the way, were is all the heroin coming from???
Everyone, Senator. Every stinking American is caught up in the drag net.
Enjoy your lunch!
Digital Ocean is nothing but a hosting platform for scum bags.
Too little, too late D.O.
So Russia wanted a xenophobe as the US President, and not the woman directly responsible for selling them Uranium.
Yes, I would like fries with that.
shut down for the day. That'll teach big Government. Hit'em where it hurts. The GDP.
Why is Hillary still free???
guess its back to hiding encrypted messages buried within readable, but nonsensical data with a system to not only automate the garble, but to extract the intended bit, rebuild the string, then apply the private key to release the message.
More work, but a win / win for black hats. Government makes "no data" safe from backdoor hacks on legitimate users, and they still have their encrypted message flying passed the best IDS.
By the way, I need tomorrow off to hook up my new Xbox I just received in the mail....
I think back to my sky diving days, and wonder what sort of plan they have to "disengage" the shoot once it hits the ground.
Oh well, all it will take is for one bird to get caught up in a shoot, or some endanged frog to get squashed and PETA will shut it down.
It's easy to jump on the bandwagon and tongue slash others for "not doing their part", especially when the parties who are positioned to gain from the hysteria are pushing the agenda so hard.
Want to save the world? Start at home. Don't recycle? Don't conserve resources? Run out and buy the latest gadget every six months? Use disposables (to include that $5 dollar cup of coffee every morning...)?
You are just as big a part of the problem.
(and off the soap box I hop).
Is it heads or tails? Everyone is so bloody ready to "forgive" Hillary for blatantly setting up shadow IT services, ignoring the warnings from the IT professionals tasked to protect Government secrets (which may have had the butterfly effect of oh, say Benghazi....)
But omg, someone with some balls in his pants upset the establishment? Must have been Weiner's wiener... Can't have anything to do with Americans actually caring about the Country more than free handouts.
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