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I was so just going to post the EXACT same thing.
107 posts • joined 10 May 2017
I was so just going to post the EXACT same thing.
World spam seems to be down 10%. Interesting...
All those vms are going to need a boost after they get borked/ erm... patched for the intel vulnerability.
"Cloud" - time for a new marketing buzz word, this one has just about lost it's luster.
How about new "Space" Storage. It's out there man, an you gotta have it!
ramp up the tcp/22 port scans.
They need to be more worried about all the scanning nodes that are being hosted in their Azure cloud.
Of course not, The Federal Government gave them a "Bail Out".
Aim, breath control, trigger squeeze control. Verify your target and what's behind it before pulling the trigger.
All the "gun control" you need.
You can't regulate Stupid, but you can put a lead injection in it's head.
Someone might steal my identity! Quick, here's a copy of everything needed for my identity, Protect it - trustworthy stranger!
Mean while in next years post:
Facebook has changed it's security standards and will no longer be offering free protection for revenge porn. This will now be a paid service.
If you have submitted your pictures freely to us, we recommend you buy into our paid service as soon as possible, as the security setting on all freely submitted pictures will change to "public".
finally, I can run an IDS on my smartphone. awesome!
Sheeple. Those darned sheeple.
"Ma'am, I believe we have found the problem. Please place the computer back in it's original box and return it to the store".
Is it that serious?
"Yes ma'am, you are too stupid to own a computer".
At least it was a Non GMO.
(on the dark side, it probably had trace amounts of DDT).
Thank you though for bringing back that retro 90's look.
Ripple in the space time continuum. Possibly a tear at the northern end.
packed neatly away between my bell bottoms and corduroy pants.
Sitting right on top of my retirement fund consisting of old baseball cards.
how do you feel about converged systems? Relatively new concept?
no, no.... IBM has been doing that for generations.
Wish they didn't sell off their server business to Lecrapo.
Nothing happens in the Military for at least a year after some brainless child dreamt it up.
Point the finger at Obama.
Time to retire.
The main reason why Cloud is so popular.
"Knowing" what can happen putting everything out in the cloud? The reason why there is a cult group of techies who cringe every time someone brings that crap up.
How quickly everyone has forgotten "Battlestar Galactica"...
My two cents.
..Then there are network based attacks
Oh, the irony. But that's ok... Your salesman has got your back (w-a-a-a-y back...).
Still nice and sunny here in the land of "keep it in-house".
I bet these things are just "Flying off the shelves".
First sign that there may be a "Red Neck" living next door!
Thank you, I stand corrected on the proper source. Just off the cuff quoted it from the clip I remember it from.
From Wiki: Source Bill Hicks taken from
Extract from Revelations, London, 1993. The extract is part of the concluding track to the album, called "It's Just a Ride", in which he essentially outlines his world view.
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather"
Tool - Third Eye.
I sooo miss typing my programs "over, and over, and over...."
sleep walking, of course =P
They had to pay for that kick-arse commercial on their homepage somehow.
Peter Dinklage probably cost at least three jobs with the bar tab (oh wait, that was "Tyrion Lannister" that had the drinking problem - my bad...)
Simple. Upgrade, but don't use Apple's Security Keychain for anything.
In fact, good use of "bathwater" (-Hand of God, Season 2). put a bunch of junk passwords in keychain and wait for your accounts to be locked out.
yeah, you'll get that.
An Anti-biotic may be in order...
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I'm less concerned about the government - I have no delusion that they don't already have access to anything they want.
What concerns me is this pivotal shift of Sales having priority over people who have made it their professional livelihood to do things in a secure manner.
"You want to move to our service, but you want a to be able to use this nifty new app you found for 50 cents online? Oh, sure we can do that for for a small fee..."
Yeah, that's your neighbor one shelf over in the cloud.
easy access hard drive??? Plz, plz plz!!!!
of course the legacy touchpad is a must.
Great balls of fire.
Now to figure out how to attach a can of raid and fire remotely....
Sounds like the Krasnovians have moved on from their came on Death Valley.
siemens plug hole.
Child expected in Nine months.
Man stuck in the middle.
"We are quite sure that Intel ME is unable to exit this mode because we have not found code capable of doing so in the RBE, KERNEL, and SYSLIB modules." (quote taken from original Positive Technologies post)
count on an NSA patch to this oversight in future releases.
Now if they would just listen to my suggestion to embed a personal ACL so that websites you refuse to visit stop showing up in searches, it would be a happy day.
sounds like a terrorist action to me. Not to mention this is California....
I'm sure some endangered turtle or something is going suffer - lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit.
Most likely, she refused to go down with the dingy
"we don't know" is probably most accurate. One department doesn't know what the next is doing when it comes to the military/government.
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
Nestle's chocolate does taste like bricks.
I've been saying for some time now that the next wave in tele-scams is coming in the form of not only voice recognition, but voice recreation. As in the ability to come up with a customization algorithm that will allow an attacker to use voice samples to create a convincing likeness on the phone of someone the victim knows.
Armed with "hacked social media knowledge of the target", the attacker would then be fairly effective in duping the mark into believing they are talking to someone they know.
Think CEO/CFO wire scams, Western Union wires, etc.
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
please tell me they actually exist for order!
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