7 posts • joined 7 Mar 2017
More likely the aliens would wonder why we use integers and base 10, instead of base Pi.
With 500 million records I can see the following scene playing out in multiple homes...
Letter arrives - "Dear Sir, regarding your stay at our Las Vegas hotel in March 21 2018...."
Wife - "Hey honey, wasn't that the same weekend as your work conference in Minnesota?...."
Dear Mr Register
Your article is not good, you cost me money.
You take it down now. Or you will be BIG trouble. I am important judge in England.
Craig Revel Horwood
Oh, thank heavens for that.
When the wife said she was infected with a Bad Rabbit I thought it was because of the intimate massager I got her from Gumtree.
Ten days Cloud storage? Remembering to increase my CCTV cloud storage everytime I go on a 2 week holiday is hardly convenient is it?
I prefer the options on the Netatmo NSC01, basic facial recognition and storage on a free dropbox account.
What is a laptop? Cue numerous arguments with TSA officials, "No, its a tablet that you can attach a keyboard to, its not a laptop".
Good news for TalkTalk customers...
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