* Posts by Toni the terrible

175 posts • joined 24 Feb 2017

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Dine crime: Chippy sells deep fried Xmas dinner

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You had a road!

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New Flours for Crisps

You should try the Pig in Blanket flavoured crisps, (shudder), they are .... interesting

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Joke

Re: battered?

Fresh off a stalk?, you were in the lap of luxury.... etc etc

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Devil

Sprouts Forever!

I even eat canned sprouts, almost able to be called Mushy Sprouts. Love that sulphury flavor!

Windows 10 can carry on slurping even when you're sure you yelled STOP!

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Coat

Re the comment on smartphones, I dont know wether you noticed but it is getting more and more difficult not to have such a phone - function creep alone in the retail area almost requires you to have one. Some contractors and commercial entities look at you most oddly if you cant be contacted that way, and it can be difficult as a result.

Enjoy!

Peak tech! Bacon vending machine signals apex of human invention

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Re: Sorry for (my) loss

Prunes in Bacon? Bacon should be just sliced pig. It's those vegans again!

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Re: Learned Something New

Well being a UKian I love mackrel & Sardines but the latter usually comes canned from Portugal

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Re: Learned Something New

Can't understand the market in lamb - much prefer fresher lamb grown here e.g., Rosedale lamb. Heck I even like UK mutton.

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Re: Simple

I'm afraid Islamic countries do not know Bacon must come from pigs and not turkeys, pig bacon comes with a fatwah as garnish...

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Re: Strangely enough ...

And chips, obviously

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leave the garnish?

Who leaves the garnish? As it is usually edible eat it, you paid for it.

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You said Peas

Whats wrong with canned mushy peas, great stuff. I even eat canned Brussel Sprouts!

Expired cert... Really? #O2down meltdown shows we should fear bungles and bugs more than hackers

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O2 Fail?

Did anything happen? Everyone is saying there was a failure in the O2 network (due to Certs ceasing etc see above posts). I use O2 but never noticed as my interweb & land line kept on working. Do I get 20p compensation?

Has science gone too far? Now boffins dream of shining gigantic laser pointer into space to get aliens' attention

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Re: Next door neighbours

A neighbour of mine does have a security light that frequently goes on an off all night, throwing shadows of moving tree limbs on to my curtins - I thought of throwing rocks but it was much safer to buy truely opaque curtins.

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Re: Reminiscent of Liu Cixin's "The Three-Body Problem"

these books may or may not be well written but posit a most depressing universe

Astroboffins spot one of the oldest, coolest stars in the universe lurking in the Milky Way

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Alien

Re: "could we visit it?"

Well just move a planet into place or a ring-world - and bobs yer uncle

'He must be stopped': Missouri candidate's children tell voters he's basically an asshat

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Re: words or actions.

And that was the intent in education cuts - easier to lead ignorant proles by the nose

Shift-work: Keyboards heaped in a field push North Yorks council's fly-tipping buttons

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: V.amusing but...

I can't believe that this joke has continued for so many years; a bit like the idea of typists putting correction fluid on their monitors or like tartan paint and buckets of sparks.

However, there is often a 'reset' on the bottom of laptops - so I looked at the base of my PC's Redragon keyboard, much against my common sense, and of course found nothing. My laptop hoowever has several things to press on its underside, so.....

Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

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Headmaster

Re: Dear God,

generally known as the Holy Spirit not Ghost

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Holmes

Re: Dear God,

or one of the other universes perhaps

Cops called after pair enter Canadian home and give it a good clean

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Black Helicopters

Re: anti-crime

Well it is often noted by some Police that there are three type of People; The Police themselves, people who have commited a crime, and people who havent been caught yet

Man cuffed for testing fruit with bum cheek pre-purchase

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Re: Bread

You try and open some of those flimy plastic bags without licking your fingers - better than blowing the bag open with their breath

Astroboffins may have found the first exomoon lurking beyond the Solar System

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That is a moon

Obviously Endor, watch out for furry midgets

First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum

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Happy

Recalling Airflights

I once flew back from Singapore in a Britannia Turboprop, had to stop in Calcutta as apparently a lighning strike caused the nose to fall off - or thats what they said...

UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit

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Re: Once UK rejoins the EU in few years

I dunno after the war with putin's russia they may need some of the little resouces we still have

Leeds hospital launches campaign to 'axe the fax'

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FAx?

I dont know, last time a bought a multifunction A3 printer scanner it had a fax function built in. Just in case you see, for contacting solicitors/doctors - never used the function in years.

Guess who just bought Maplin? Dragons' Den celebrity biz guy Peter Jones

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WTF?

Re: In the bin

I have a parcel bin, lockable, (bought from Amazon) will they use it - will they heck

Neutron star crash in a galaxy far, far... far away spews 'faster than light' radio signal jets at Earth

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Alien

Re: Relativity - Great! But what about String Theory, Dark Matter and Dark Energy?

As one scientist observed; When an old and highly regarded scientist says something is probable he/she is almost certainly right; when an old and highly regarded scientist says something is impossible he is almost certainly wrong.

Sorrry for the errors in my memory of this

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Time

Time is of course an illusion, and doubly so in a bar.

As the universe is a solid and it is only our perception that makes us think we are moving along timelines.

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Happy

Re: Just a side note

I dont know this is relevant but something like this has been used in some Science Fiction as a mechanism for FTL travel, with extras to reduce the power required to access the 'other' dimension

Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

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Facepalm

Re: Not useful

and who says there is intelligent life on this planet anyway - the evidence is against it!

Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network

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Headmaster

Scilons?

Surely Cylons?

OK, who is shooting at Apple staff buses in California? Knock it off

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Joke

Re: Right to Bear Arms

How about the right to Arm Bears, give a Brown Bear an AK47 Today!

Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

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Holmes

Re: My device was speaking to me in tongues

I dunno, we are lit by the light of more than a thousand suns - but they are a very very long long away and I doubt the whole output of M31 that we receive would warm you up very much.

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Happy

Re: 3 Steps to Heaven

How can Ghosts & Spirits that are dead be considered a form of life?

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Windows

Re: I would think..

I could, Mr Putin for one, then there is Trump, the whole of UKIP, Pol Pot (is he dead?), some of my teachers at scholl decades ago, my Boss etc. the Pope doesn't come in to the top One Hundred of worse human being

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Holmes

Re: Interesting from 2014...

The Black Pharaoh or The Sleeper - maybe, I did wonder why Mrs Mays eyes sometimes glow green.

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Joke

Re: Choose the form of the destroyer

Goat Cheese???

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Devil

Chasing children

as do all priests, pastors, mullahs etc etc - just like any profession that allows access to children that paedos can infiltrate

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Wurms?

Lenovo's craptastic fingerprint scanner has a hardcoded password

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Phones

And the Lenovo owned Moto G5s with fingerprint scanner?

UK.gov puts Suffolk 7-year-old's submarine design into production

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Re: Verity Jackson with the new boat

They will Downsize the crew (you know that Documentary due to come out soon called 'Downsizing')

Foil snack food bags make a decent Faraday cage, judge finds

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Joke

foil

It's a pity I have never seen a snack bag suitable to replace my tinfoil hat, there are some big ones; but they don't do well in the washing machine when I want to clear out the grease (not just from my hair). However, seems reasonable to keep my wallet or purse nice and RF protected.

It gets worse: Microsoft’s Spectre-fixer wrecks some AMD PCs

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Holmes

Re: This is what happens

And that applies to politics too; faceless corporation (faceless government - you cant call Trump & May real faces) antiquated hardware (government systems of all kinds) - all this is common with effective monopolies that fail to pay reasonable taxes - so how is that our fault that we the majority have no real choice.

How about that time Russian military used a video game pic as proof of US aiding ISIS?

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Devil

Re: Can we just get...

You really don't want them to breed, do you?

Irish priests told to stop bashing bishops

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Re: Mutants should expect to be mated with a sibling.

or like Bristol (or any part of the southwest, or Norfolk in the east)

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Re: Calgary.

Yee hah!

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Happy

Fairy's?

Quite right, Mr Fry is one of the Fae not a flighty flower fairy of modern usage. you know this is true after all on QI he had a bunch of elves backing him up.

Birds are pecking apart Australia's national broadband network

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Re: Every living thing in Australia is deadly dangerous

Yes

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Re: eating our local birds ?

ooooo errr,

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