* Posts by Simon Buttress

157 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Aug 2007

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US Congress probes accidental top secret file sharing

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Lack of user responsibility?

Is it just me or are the users who install the software not personally responsible for the files and folderd they share? Install fire sharing software = files will be shared, you have to configure it for your own use not bloody default.

idiots.

Apple nabs 90% of all 'premium PC' dollars

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@Abdul Omar...ok, you've caught one, I'm gonna bite

Your attitude is typical of why people hate many Apple users without getting to know them first. I don't know you and I think you're a smug prick who's superiority complex makes me want to vomit in your face.

Stevie Devil as branding & marketing twats like Omar are teh spawn of satan.

US space superloo claps out

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Shit......

in this case, doesn't happen.

Thumbs down because toilet is serious business.

Projector-phones due by Christmas?

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WTF?

Erm.......

Forgive me for being a dummy but I've just got back from working in South Korea and mobile phones with projectors have been on the market for over a year across there. Are we THAT slow at picking up new tech from Asia?

Steve Jobs had liver transplant

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@ Faster Better Greener

"(b) that State's policy on the death penalty and its current Death Row throughput rate?"

So we can look forward to a Simpson's style episode where the ex-con's murderous personailty still alive in the liver assumes control of Mr Jobs and starts to wreak revenge on those that helped convict him......

.....coooooool

Public rejects Time Warner metered-bandwidth tests

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Re: Gouge & Screw

Dude you're trying to compare physical wired cable internet with wireless 3G internet, of course it's gonna be more expensive!

Hair-stripping fungus threatens future of judo and sumo

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@ Mike Richards

Perhaps it is indeed the athlete's foot fungus from Chuck's foot (sacrilege I know) that was passed from Chuck to Sumo after numerous roundhouse kicks from hither to thither.

Although to be fair to Sir Norris Athlete's Foot isn't probably known as a fungal infection on Chuck, probably something snappier like.....<insert comical name here>

Hugh Jackman speaks of Wolverine leak heartbreak

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@bygjohn

Got there before me. If Hugh Jackman wants to know what actual heartbreak is, get him to phone Liam Neeson, THAT'S heartbroken, real life tragedy not a fucking movie leak.

O2 starts giving away iPhones

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No thanks

That is all.

Joke icon, because that's what it is, it's only 12 days early

Mormons demand ICANN plugs net smut hole

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Jesus H Christ

Can they not just fuck off?

Juror tweets could force retrial

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OK, twit doesn't cover it....

...but perhaps twat does.

O2 to axe iPhone prices?

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@ Steve Button

I don't think it will, cut & paste neither.

That simple functionality has (probably) been deemed of little use by Apple, if it ain't in by now it'll probably never be in.

Apple restyles iPod Shuffle

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Controls on the cable........?

So we're stuck with the shit sounding headphones and the easily bent straight connector?

FAIL.

YouTube blocks music videos in UK

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...and this is bad how?

Is it really a bad thing to officially block a lot of major label mince from Youtube? If it means less Beyonce & Britney then I'mm all for it!

Is Twitter actually making money?

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Twitter - really, what's the point

Title says it all as far as I'm concerned.

On a tangent somewhat. I'd also like to place on record my loathing of that Audi advert on TV that has that "take you riding in the car car" song on it. Makes me want to brick the TV but if I did that then no Xbox so I have to refrain.

Oh yeah, that bloody Muller advert has come one again...my resistance to bricking the TV is shrinking rapidly.

Straw slaps ban on Iraq debate docs

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I'm probably not the first commentator to mention this

but it just flies in the face of open transparent Democracy. How can disclosing the decision making process and the arguments of the time be bad for Democracy?

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear. Hiding something? Then you must be scared of someone (in this case the voting populous that voted you and will vote you out) finding out something.

Wankers.

Dell launches perfume ad teaser site for Macbook Air rival

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Re: I want one & Pictures and Words

Re: I want one - Unlucky with your M1710. Mine has survived being kicked around Asia for over a year and is still running beautifully.

Re: Pictures and words - My science (note, there is no god) that laptop looks bloody awful!

Vatican endorses Darwin, slights intelligent design

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Watch Bill Maher's Religulous

As the title says good people. That is all

Hands on with Sony's Vaio P netbook

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Prices start from £850

Faaack off!!!

French get iPhones everywhere

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@ Gulfie

snigger snigger, you eejit. I think he meant maintain the monopoly of the provider that currently has the iPhone on it, as provided to it by Apple. I can see where the opportunity to pedantically jump in with both feet came from though.

Yes, technically not a perfect theoretical monopoly as the iPhone is available on other providers but given the price is so astronomically high it's pretty much guaranteed that a virtual monopoly will be kept by the provider (and by Apple as they supply the provider) as I assume there aren't that many people that want the iPhone so badly to pay the exorbitant amount of money they are asking for unlocked ones.

I could be wrong though.

Paris, as even she'd see what Gautam meant to say.

Facebook in goldmine potential deficit

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And this is news?

Not a pop at Chris Williams at all, it's nice to see someone stating the f*****g obvious in b&w. I wonder how long it's taken that director of research for technology and telecommunications Paul lee so see his nose in front of his face. There is no money in social networking, if there was it wouldnt have such an excrementitious word such as 'monetize' woven into it. Still, Zuckerman will be laughing all the way to the bank regardless......ooh, the Sopranos have started on HBO, I'm outta here!

Peace, and a Happy New Year to all fellow El Reg-ers.

Walmart's Jesus Phone no better, no worse

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@Glenn Gilbert

Yeah they could have easily said no. I'm not sure what the Wal-Mart sales predictions are or how much cut they get from each phone & contract combo sold but they both must multiply together to make it financially worthwhile.

I wonder how much they argued and cajoled about dropping the price, maybe Jobs said upfront "there will be no price drops or extra incentives...now let's talk business"

I'd love to get one, an iPhone (I love my iPod Touch) I really was wanting to buy the 3Jeez version when it came out but I'm gonna hang back until it's untethered from O2 so you can PAYG and they bring it up to a similar level of gadgetry & function on my current Nokia.

Stop icon, as that's what I've done with regards to purchasing said iPhone.

NASA inks commercial ISS cargo deals

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87 grand a kilo?

Almost as expensive as excess baggage on a London - Hng Kong flight!

Last major VHS supplier ejects from tape biz

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The average person will spend 350 notes on HE @ Xmas...

"According to research by LG Electronics the average person in the UK will spend £350 ($516) on home cinema equipment this Christmas"

O Rly?

sniff...sniff...I smell shite.

I also think that while the days of the DVD may well be numbered in media terms, the futureseers out there need to wipe the shit from their glasses in order to see clearly in that they think that once DVD goes everyone will suddenyl upgrade all their kit to Hi-Def? Don't think so chum. Look at the time and hassle on trying to ensure that as many people as possible are ready for the analogue switchoff for a comparison.

Photography: Yes, you have rights

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@ Captain Jamie

"Zanu Labour drone"

f'in lolz

Warner Music pulls plug on YouTube deal

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Perhaps music isn't actually worth what WGM think it is

Basically.

This is what happens when a good idea (youtube) gets "monetized" and greedy pigs start pushing in to the trough.....oink oink oink

On a sidenote, I wish a painful death on the person that invented the word monetized.

RIM officially unveils Javelin

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Sheesh, what is it with the new BBs

Either 3G OR Wifi? FFS, my old crappy brick of a blackberry from 2 years ago had that, quad band n'all!

Fail.

Nikon unveils flagship DSLR

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Dear Santa pt2

If you could swing past my house with this, the 60mm Nikkor micro and the 600mm Nikkor zoom that would be great

FBI warns NY officials of Thanksgiving Day terrorist plot

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Plausible yet unsubstantiated....?

If I gave my boss some critical experiment results based on plausible yet unsubstantiated information I'd be sacked, I'd expect to be sacked. Why not these loons?

I suppose they have to cattle prod the Merkin populous every now and again to remind them they are "at war".

Paris - cos I'd be in about her like a dug wi' a burst baw

Net pedants dismantle Quantum of Solace

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@ Gareth Jones - allow me to continue where you left off.

...cks sakes, do these tragically sad arseholes not have lives to live?

Paris - cos that's as close as these sad wankers get to a bird.

MacBook buyers bite Apple over copy protection cock-up

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Joke

Joke piracy poster

http://www.michaelhanscom.com/eclecticism/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/2007/03/graphics/piracy2.jpg

Every story I hear like this reinforces the accuracy of this pi**take poster

Joke - Because that's what this decision is.

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Jobs Horns

Sits back and waits for the one like Phreaky

C'mon Webster, get stuck in!

Main BBC channels to be broadcast live via web

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Travelling abroad?

Any idea if there's plans afoot to allow those of us that work overseas for some periods, yet still pay our licence fee, to access the channels we have paid for?

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Kim Kardashian and her ilk

Can GTF, along with her 'fans'. I wouldn't shed a tear if they were erased.

Paris - slightly hypocritical but keep her as what would El Reg do for an icon?

Grand Theft Auto obsessive jailed for sex attacks

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Stop with the GTA correlation...enough already!!

So what did people blame for twattish behaviour before the GTA series started? Twats like this have always been around behaving like this so why try and blame the GTA games or videogames in general?

As for the 'scant respect for women' quote, I'd go so far to say that in the game you can show scant regard for pretty much anyone in general if you so choose.

So the guy is a violent sex criminal, lock him up, throw away the key and let the rest of us 'normal' people play games as we want. Now if you excuse me I've got some OAPs to baseball bat.

Man cops to $1m phony bar code shoplifting scheme

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Add me to the list of @ Ashley Pomeroy

It's Maggie they blip, not Lisa!!!!

Virgin Media calls foul on web speed testers

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Virgin Media....

No doubt during the downloading of the small file used their atrocious STM will kick in and throttle the speed test results.

Spam swine break next-gen CAPTCHAs

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@AC posting first in the thread

Read the money in the article again pal, 4 dollars a DAY not an HOUR.

ITV gets adverts into video

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Oh FFS

“We’re trialling it online, where it’s a manageable area and allows us to get feedback from both advertisers and viewers. It gives us another tool in the arsenal, and it’s subtle.”

Here's some feedback, ram it up yer arse. Another reason not to visit their website and another reason on the very long list of why advertising & marketing types should F.O.A.D.

Meat Loaf gets Q gong

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lolz @ Sarah Bee's article

Aaah Meatloaf, the human burger van.

All things bright and beautiful

All creatures great and small

All things wise and wonderful

Meatloaf ate them all

Superfluid leak downs LHC for months

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It's not the Large Hardon Collider

It's the Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Simulator

Shamelessly stolen from Wired.

Flagship Sony Alpha blown in

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Price

I'm working in Taiwan the noo and I saw this on the front cover of the paper this morning. Apparently on sale here for a snip under $90,000NT which works out about £1,500. Obviously it may be pushed upwards for the UK though but I'm interested in it. Looking forward to some reviews.

Apple revamps iPod line-up

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My tuppence, and @ W. Phreaky

They've withdrawn the 160GB version? I'm surprised, I love mine, never go round Asia without it. Still got about 18GB free as well!

@ Webster - I'm no Apple fanboi but please, fuck off and do your tiresome trolling elsewhere. It wasn't ever funny, or clever and no-one's interested.

FCC votes to silence 700MHz lurkers

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@AC, 22/8/8, 22:53GMT

"except there aren't any counties in England beginning with F - maybe Fife or Fermanagh?"

Lolz. Back to school for you. What a muncher.

Another day, another iPhone fix

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@ Alan

Presumably that'll be they "work, just" for the 3Jesusphone

iPhone apps selling like hot cakes

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@ Mike & refunds

Pffffft. Refunds if Apple pulls an app. Aye right indeed. Have you been drinking teh Kool Aid?

How government will save you from P2P deviance

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And so it begins....

The filters will be installed and then the mission creep begins. First music, then movies & videos, then software, then pr0n, then 'any information of use to terrorists' and finally you're right to think, speak and electronically communicate freely.

Fail.

Dell denies death of XPS to aid Alienware

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XPS M1710

Love mine, never a hint of trouble, runs games well, runs apps well, travels round the world with me. Not failed me yet. I did upgrade from Vista to XP to enjoy it's power to the full but that's a well trodden stroy path.

ISPs demand record biz pays up if cut-off P2P users sue

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Joke icon, because the idea of this law is.

Why? That's the question. It won't stop piracy, piracy will evolve as it has done, and is doing, to other forms not monitored.

And I for one do NOT welcome our new packet sniffing overlords.

RIAA chief calls for copyright filters on PCs

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First!!!!

I was going to write a big speel about how wrong it is, invasion of privacy, behaving worse than Nazis etc but I can sum it up nicely....the guy's a freakin' douchebag.

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